ShellCraft: Evade & Conquer! | New Minecraft Servers 2024

come join our epic minecraft server where we evade sanctions like russia with shell companies but in a totally legal and hilarious way!!! build your own shell company and hide all your diamonds from the tax man, just like putin but without the political consequences!

we have a secret underground bunker where you can store all your illegal goods and pretend you’re a russian oligarch living the high life. join now and start your life of crime in the most fun and ridiculous way possible!

plus, our admins are all former KGB agents so you know you’re in good hands when it comes to avoiding the authorities. come join us and let’s rule the world together, one shell company at a time!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	97/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	6
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	37	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	13
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	7

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

Pixel Pals Minecraft Server

Brave Asagi, I’m a Pokémon, Minecraft, New Skies, next chapter, October 11th, October 18th, PALS, PIXEL, PM2023, PM23, pokemon, Pokemon (TV Show), Pokémon 2023, Pokémon Adventure, pokemon community, pokemon episode, Pokemon fans, Pokemon News, Pokemon series, pokemon updates, pokemon world, Server

Get ready to embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life on our server! We’ve got flying pigs, talking cows, and even a secret underground village where villagers ride around on llamas wearing top hats.

Join us on October 11th for the epic event where players will have to battle it out against a giant Asagi who has taken over the skies! Will you be brave enough to take on this flying fiend?

And on October 18th, get ready for a mind-bending experience as players will transform into Pokémon and have to navigate a world where everyone is a different Pokémon! Can you imagine a world where you’re a Charizard and your best friend is a Jigglypuff? Only on our server!

Don’t miss out on the wackiest, wildest, and most wonderful Minecraft server out there. Join us now and prepare for the adventure of a lifetime!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	93/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Dark Rituals Completed:	5	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Ores Mined:	9781
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Crystal Caves Mapped:	8
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Phoenix Feathers Found:	11

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

Zoomer Broccoli Head Minecraft SMP

40 year old, Absurd, aging, aging process, BIZARRE, broccoli, broccoli head, funny, generation z, humor, internet culture, internet humor, meme, Meme culture, millennial, Minecraft, satire, smp, social media, surreal, Vegetable, viral, Zoomer

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where everyone is just building the same old houses and mining for diamonds? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where everyone becomes a 40-year-old broccoli head zoomer! Why, you ask? Because why not!

Imagine roaming around the server with a giant broccoli head, scaring off creepers and zombies with your leafy green goodness. But that’s not all! We have epic quests where you have to find the legendary Golden Broccoli Sword, rumored to have the power to turn all mobs into delicious broccoli florets.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with crazy mini-games like Broccoli Bowling and Veggie Villager Races. And don’t forget about our weekly Broccoli Ball tournaments where players compete to see who can kick a giant broccoli the farthest.

So come join us on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft SMP and embrace your inner broccoli head zoomer! Who knew vegetables could be so much fun?

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	94/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	5255
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

BabyBlockChristmas

BabyBlockChristmas, baking cookies, Board Games, christmas, christmas dinner, creating traditions, crowded events, decorating, family gatherings, family priorities, family traditions, guilt trip, husband’s family, new parent challenges, overseas travel, quality family time, RSV season, travel with baby, uninterrupted time, wife’s family

Are you tired of boring Christmas traditions with your in-laws who can’t cook to save their lives? Do you want to start your own epic Christmas traditions with your baby and actually enjoy the holiday season? Look no further than our Minecraft server!

Join us and escape the drama of family guilt trips and boring TV marathons. On our server, you can create your own holiday wonderland, bake virtual cookies, and decorate to your heart’s content. Plus, there’s no RSV season to worry about here – just pure Minecraft fun!

Forget about crowded trains and long car rides – on our server, you can travel to magical lands with just a click of a button. And who needs board games when you can battle it out in epic Minecraft PvP matches?

So come join us and make Christmas great again – because here, the only tradition is having a blast with your virtual family!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	104/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11
Falling into the Void:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Void Gems Collected:	25	Haunted Chests Opened:	10
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	3

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

FishyFriends Minecraft SMP

aquariums, aquatic pets, exotic fish, fish aesthetics, fish behavior, fish care, fish companionship, fish enthusiasts, fish feeding, fish health, fish hobbyists, fish keeping, fish maintenance, fish relaxation, fish species, fish tanks, FishyFriends, freshwater fish, Minecraft, pet fish, saltwater fish, smp, tropical fish

Are you tired of swimming in the same old fish tank in Minecraft? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky SMP where pet fish are the rulers of the land. That’s right, forget about creepers and zombies, our server is run by a council of wise and powerful fish who will guide you on your epic adventures.

But beware, these fish are not your average pets. They have magical powers that can turn you into a fish yourself if you’re not careful. Imagine swimming through the oceans of Minecraft as a majestic fish, ruling over the land with your underwater powers.

So why join our server? Well, where else can you find a community of fish-loving players who will help you navigate the treacherous waters of Minecraft? Plus, who wouldn’t want to be part of a server where the fish are the true masters of the game? Join us now and dive into a world unlike any other!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	98/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9	Towns Built:	10
Magic Crystals Found:	11	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	332	Whispering Caves Entered:	3
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	7	Enchantments Applied:	131

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

PixelPoundsLost

Accountability, balance, Consistency, Dedication, determination, Exercise, goal-setting, Healthy Eating, lifestyle change, mindset shift, motivation, patience, perseverance, PixelPoundsLost, progress, self-care, self-discipline, success, support system, transformation, weight loss

Are you tired of trying to lose weight but failing every time? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the secret to shedding those pounds! Join us and watch the virtual blocks melt away those extra calories as you mine and build your way to a slimmer you. Rumor has it, the more diamonds you find, the more inches you lose off your waistline! So come join us and let’s dig our way to a healthier, happier you!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	108/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Ether Blades Crafted:	10
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	24
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	48	Volcanoes Explored:	3

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

Childish Toxic Minecraft Server

5 year olds, 50 year old bodies, age groups, childish, clerical experience, Degrees, fortune, fucksticks, Minecraft, my fortune, Narcissistic, office experience, Server, six years, solipsistic, tattooed whores, TOXIC, two degrees, UNBELIEVABLE, University, warehouse, warehouse settings

Are you tired of dealing with childish, toxic, solipsistic, narcissistic fucksticks in real life? Well, do I have the perfect escape for you – our Minecraft server! Join us and leave the tattooed WHORES and warehouse drama behind.

With two degrees and office experience, you deserve a break from the madness. Come build your dream world with us and leave the real world nonsense at the door. Plus, we have a special fortune telling feature that will have you saying “ｷﾀ━━━━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━━━━ !!!!”.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and escape to a world where the only drama is deciding what color to make your pixelated house!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	94/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	14	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	26
Immortal Potions Brewed:	6	Astral Staffs Crafted:	15
Cursed Lands Purified:	7	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8
Void Armor Forged:	12	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	48

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

Betrayed Many Eldians Minecraft SMP – Fought Four Titans Shifters Almost

#Forbiddenlove, Anime, attackontitan, BETRAYAL, betrayaloftrust, Betrayed, Eldianhistory, Eldians, eren, Farmer, Fought, heroicact, historia, Manga, mikasa, Minecraft, sacrifice, Selflessness, shifters, smp, titanpowers, titans, titanshifters, tragicdeath, tragicend, ultimatebetrayal

Looking for a Minecraft SMP where the drama is as intense as Attack on Titan? Look no further! Join our server where players have betrayed each other, fought off titans (or in this case, creepers), and even sacrificed themselves for the sake of love triangles. You never know what crazy plot twist will happen next, so join now and see if you can survive the chaos! Just be prepared for some unexpected twists and turns, like watching your favorite character get piped by a farmer…wait, what?!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	107/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	2280	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	12	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Potions Brewed:	30

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

ThermoLockCraft

aita, anemic, Communication, compromise, family, Fan, Freezing, houseguests, hvac system, leaving soon, locking thermostat, Pregnant, Repair, Room temperature, temperature control, ThermoLockCraft, thermostat settings

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the drama of real life roommates messing with your thermostat? Look no further! Join our server and never worry about someone changing the temperature on you ever again!

Our server is so cool (literally, we keep it at a perfect 73 degrees) that you won’t even need a fan running 24/7 like some people do in real life. Plus, we have a strict “no thermostat changing” policy, so you can game in peace without any unwanted temperature adjustments.

Don’t be stuck in a freezing cold house with roommates who can’t agree on a temperature. Join our server and enjoy the perfect virtual climate while you build, mine, and explore to your heart’s content. Trust us, it’s way better than dealing with real-life thermostat drama!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	96/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	27	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Epic Weapons Forged:	7
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Glorious Feasts Held:	10	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

LoveTapCraft

Affection, appreciation, Bond, Caring, Connection, emotional, Gratitude, Heartfelt, Heartwarming, Impact, Kindness, love, LoveTapCraft, Meaningful, memorable, relationship, Significant, smallest gesture, Special, thoughtful, touching

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most hilarious way possible!

Join our server and experience a world where the smallest gesture of love can lead to the biggest impact on your gameplay. Imagine planting a single flower and suddenly a giant heart-shaped garden sprouts up, giving you all the love and support you need to conquer the Minecraft world.

But that’s not all! Our server is filled with insane stories that will have you laughing until your sides hurt. From a cow that tells jokes to a chicken that moonwalks, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

So why wait? Join us now and experience a Minecraft server like no other. Who knows, you might just find love in the most unexpected places!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	95/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Epic Battles Fought:	19	Potions Brewed:	30
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	30
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Magic Crystals Found:	24

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

MissileMayhem Minecraft Server

aggression, airstrike, Attack, Conflict, Defense, defense system, escalation, international relations, iran, Israel, MIDDLE EAST, Military, Minecraft, missile defense, MissileMayhem, Missiles, nuclear deal, regional conflict, RETALIATION, SECURITY, Server, Tension, War

hey u ever wanted to join a minecraft server where u can dodge missiles like ur in a war zone? well this server is for u! we got so many missiles flying around u wont know what hit u (literally). join now and experience the thrill of trying to build ur house while dodging explosions left and right. who needs peace when u can have chaos amirite? come join the fun and see if u can survive the missile madness.

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	100/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	4	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	23	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Astral Amulets Crafted:	34
Orbs of Power Found:	8	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	65	Curse of Binding Applied:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

CraftyIsraelWarz

Attack, Ceasefire, Conflict, CraftyIsraelWarz, Defense, Diplomacy, escalation, foreign policy, global impact, international relations, iran, Israel, MIDDLE EAST, Military, Nuclear Threat, political turmoil, regional stability, RETALIATION, SECURITY, Tension, War

lol come join our epic minecraft server where we have crazy battles like the attack on israel but way more fun and with less consequences!!! 🤣🤣🤣

we got players building massive forts and castles to defend against the evil forces of creepers and zombies! 🏰🧟‍♂️

rumor has it, if you join our server, you’ll unlock secret powers to summon dragons and ride them into battle against your enemies! 🐉🔥

plus, our community is so lit, you’ll never want to leave! we have dance parties in the virtual world and even have a secret underground disco club! 💃🕺

so what are you waiting for? join now and be part of the craziest minecraft server ever! who needs real life conflicts when you can have all the fun here? 😂🎮🚀

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	108/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2
Ores Mined:	4487	Horror Stories Survived:	1
Zombie Dances:	8	Epic Shields Constructed:	33

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

VEXAS Craft: UBA1 Dysfunction

autoimmune diseases, Cancer, cancer research, cellular pathways, clinical implications, Craft, Disease mechanisms, Dysfunction, genetic disorders, inflammatory conditions, Molecular biology, oncology, personalized medicine, Protein degradation, rare diseases, targeted therapies, tumor development, UBA1, UBA1 dysfunction, UBA1 dysfunction in VEXAS, ubiquitin-proteasome system, VEXAS

hey u! ya u! r u tired of boring old minecraft servers? well do i have the server for u! this server is so lit, it will make ur brain explode with excitement!

imagine this: u log on and suddenly u r in a world where pigs can fly and creepers dance the macarena. not only that, but u can ride on the back of a llama while shooting fireballs from ur hands.

but wait, there’s more! on this server, u can build a house made entirely of diamonds and ride a roller coaster made of cake. and if u ever get bored, just hop on a unicorn and ride into the sunset.

oh, did i mention that the server is run by a group of talking pandas who are also expert minecraft players? yep, they will guide u through all the crazy adventures and make sure u have the time of ur life.

so what r u waiting for? join this server now and experience the madness for urself. trust me, u won’t regret it!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	104/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	4
Players Killed by Monsters:	7520	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	29
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

Vice Versa Classic survival server Minecraft

administration, admins, BLOCK, classic, gms, lags, Minecraft, Npcs, Resource, Server, Server Setup, Spawn, Store, Survival, vice versa, voice chat, Voting, wipe

Vice Versa is a server for classic survival in Minecraft.

We are working on version 1.20.1 and are happy to welcome you on our server.

Server Features:

• voting for a wipe

• beautiful and multifunctional spawn

• high-quality server setup

• NPCs – buyers, sellers and exchangers

• block and resource store

• responsive administration

• voice chat

• without gms, admins and lags

second ip viceversa.gomc.fun

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	99/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8	Zombie Dances:	2
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2	Potions Brewed:	43
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Battle Standards Raised:	5

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

Crafty Thanks Us Minecraft Server

1755, Aristocrats, Botot, Crafty, cultural history, dental care, French, History, hygiene practices, hygiene products, interesting facts, Louis XV, mass produce, Minecraft, MODERN, mouthwash, oral health, oral hygiene, oral sex, Server, SPEECHLESS.., Toothpaste, westerners

Looking for a server that will leave you speechless? Look no further than our server, where we take oral hygiene to a whole new level! Join us and experience the luxurious world of French oral hygiene products from 1755. Our toothpastes and mouthwashes will have you feeling like royalty, just like the aristocrats under Louis XV who were required to use them because, let’s just say, they were very active in the oral sex department. So come on, join us and experience the most scandalously clean teeth you’ve ever had!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	108/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9
Phantom Rings Equipped:	8	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	3
Cursed Lands Purified:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10	Wilderness Tamed:	13

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

Commission Minecraft SMP Deku Opinions

#my hero academia, Anime, art community., artist, Artistic, artistic expression, artwork, character design, Commission, Creative, critique, deku, Deku commission, digital art, Fan art, Feedback, illustration, Manga, Minecraft, opinion, Opinions, smp, TALENTED, talented artist

Oh honey, forget about Deku commissions, come join our Minecraft SMP where you can create your own Deku-inspired masterpiece! Our server is filled with talented builders who can help you bring your wildest My Hero Academia dreams to life. Plus, rumor has it that if you join, you’ll gain superpowers in real life too. So why settle for a commission when you can become the hero of your own Minecraft world? Join us now and unleash your inner Deku!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	98/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Mythical Swords Crafted:	31
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	92
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	8
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Star Shards Collected:	289
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Chaos Gates Opened:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.