ShellCraft: Evade & Conquer! | New Minecraft Servers 2024

come join our epic minecraft server where we evade sanctions like russia with shell companies but in a totally legal and hilarious way!!! build your own shell company and hide all your diamonds from the tax man, just like putin but without the political consequences!

we have a secret underground bunker where you can store all your illegal goods and pretend you’re a russian oligarch living the high life. join now and start your life of crime in the most fun and ridiculous way possible!

plus, our admins are all former KGB agents so you know you’re in good hands when it comes to avoiding the authorities. come join us and let’s rule the world together, one shell company at a time!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	101/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	44
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Players Killed by Monsters:	5140	Infinity Stones Found:	5

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

Woodsy Wanderer Minecraft SMP

alternative living, anti-capitalism, anti-consumerism, anti-materialism, back to nature, disconnect from technology, embrace nature, environmentalist, escape society, financial freedom, hate crypto, hate money, live in the woods, Minecraft, minimalist lifestyle, nature lover, off the grid, renounce wealth, self-sufficiency, simple living, smp, sustainable living, WANDERER, woodsy

Are you tired of the rat race and just want to escape to the wilderness? Well, do we have the perfect Minecraft SMP for you! Our server is so wild, you’ll forget all about money and crypto as you build your dream treehouse and live off the land.

Join us for epic adventures like hunting down the elusive diamond-encrusted chicken or battling it out with the legendary Ender Dragon who hoards all the best loot. And don’t worry about pesky bills or taxes here – the only currency you need is your crafting skills and a healthy dose of imagination.

So say goodbye to the hustle and bustle of city life and hello to a world where the only thing that matters is how high you can build your castle in the sky. Join our Minecraft SMP today and start living your best woodland hermit life!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	94/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	16	Runes Activated:	0
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	44	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Ores Mined:	3786	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

CraftyBrits vs. IranFunTimes

Conflict Resolution, CraftyBrits, crisis management., defense strategy, diplomatic efforts., foreign policy, global security, international relations, Iran attacks, IranFunTimes, Israel, MIDDLE EAST, military intervention, military presence, military support, peace enforcement, peace negotiations, peacekeeping mission, regional tensions, response, security measures, UK forces

join our minecraft server and become a part of the epic battle between the UK forces and Iran attacking Israel. build your own bunker to hide from the chaos or join the fight and defend your territory with epic weapons and armor. Will you be a hero or a villain in this crazy war? join now and find out! Plus, there’s a secret underground base filled with diamonds and gold waiting to be discovered. Don’t miss out on the fun, join today!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	92/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	23	Herobrine Sightings:	6
Wilderness Tamed:	17	Star Shards Collected:	147
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Dimension Hops:	11
Astral Staffs Crafted:	17	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

Pixel Pals Minecraft Server

Brave Asagi, I’m a Pokémon, Minecraft, New Skies, next chapter, October 11th, October 18th, PALS, PIXEL, PM2023, PM23, pokemon, Pokemon (TV Show), Pokémon 2023, Pokémon Adventure, pokemon community, pokemon episode, Pokemon fans, Pokemon News, Pokemon series, pokemon updates, pokemon world, Server

Get ready to embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life on our server! We’ve got flying pigs, talking cows, and even a secret underground village where villagers ride around on llamas wearing top hats.

Join us on October 11th for the epic event where players will have to battle it out against a giant Asagi who has taken over the skies! Will you be brave enough to take on this flying fiend?

And on October 18th, get ready for a mind-bending experience as players will transform into Pokémon and have to navigate a world where everyone is a different Pokémon! Can you imagine a world where you’re a Charizard and your best friend is a Jigglypuff? Only on our server!

Don’t miss out on the wackiest, wildest, and most wonderful Minecraft server out there. Join us now and prepare for the adventure of a lifetime!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	98/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Dragon Eggs Found:	4188
Holy Grails Found:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
Towns Built:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	33	Rainbows Spotted:	10

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

Zoomer Broccoli Head Minecraft SMP

40 year old, Absurd, aging, aging process, BIZARRE, broccoli, broccoli head, funny, generation z, humor, internet culture, internet humor, meme, Meme culture, millennial, Minecraft, satire, smp, social media, surreal, Vegetable, viral, Zoomer

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where everyone is just building the same old houses and mining for diamonds? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where everyone becomes a 40-year-old broccoli head zoomer! Why, you ask? Because why not!

Imagine roaming around the server with a giant broccoli head, scaring off creepers and zombies with your leafy green goodness. But that’s not all! We have epic quests where you have to find the legendary Golden Broccoli Sword, rumored to have the power to turn all mobs into delicious broccoli florets.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with crazy mini-games like Broccoli Bowling and Veggie Villager Races. And don’t forget about our weekly Broccoli Ball tournaments where players compete to see who can kick a giant broccoli the farthest.

So come join us on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft SMP and embrace your inner broccoli head zoomer! Who knew vegetables could be so much fun?

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	93/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	44	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Mythical Quests Completed:	34	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	17
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Buildings Constructed:	38
Alien Abductions:	5	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

BabyBlockChristmas

BabyBlockChristmas, baking cookies, Board Games, christmas, christmas dinner, creating traditions, crowded events, decorating, family gatherings, family priorities, family traditions, guilt trip, husband’s family, new parent challenges, overseas travel, quality family time, RSV season, travel with baby, uninterrupted time, wife’s family

Are you tired of boring Christmas traditions with your in-laws who can’t cook to save their lives? Do you want to start your own epic Christmas traditions with your baby and actually enjoy the holiday season? Look no further than our Minecraft server!

Join us and escape the drama of family guilt trips and boring TV marathons. On our server, you can create your own holiday wonderland, bake virtual cookies, and decorate to your heart’s content. Plus, there’s no RSV season to worry about here – just pure Minecraft fun!

Forget about crowded trains and long car rides – on our server, you can travel to magical lands with just a click of a button. And who needs board games when you can battle it out in epic Minecraft PvP matches?

So come join us and make Christmas great again – because here, the only tradition is having a blast with your virtual family!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	101/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8
Villages Defended:	14	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Infinity Stones Found:	1

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

FishyFriends Minecraft SMP

aquariums, aquatic pets, exotic fish, fish aesthetics, fish behavior, fish care, fish companionship, fish enthusiasts, fish feeding, fish health, fish hobbyists, fish keeping, fish maintenance, fish relaxation, fish species, fish tanks, FishyFriends, freshwater fish, Minecraft, pet fish, saltwater fish, smp, tropical fish

Are you tired of swimming in the same old fish tank in Minecraft? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky SMP where pet fish are the rulers of the land. That’s right, forget about creepers and zombies, our server is run by a council of wise and powerful fish who will guide you on your epic adventures.

But beware, these fish are not your average pets. They have magical powers that can turn you into a fish yourself if you’re not careful. Imagine swimming through the oceans of Minecraft as a majestic fish, ruling over the land with your underwater powers.

So why join our server? Well, where else can you find a community of fish-loving players who will help you navigate the treacherous waters of Minecraft? Plus, who wouldn’t want to be part of a server where the fish are the true masters of the game? Join us now and dive into a world unlike any other!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	109/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	8	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	25
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	64	Infinity Stones Found:	3

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

PixelPoundsLost

Accountability, balance, Consistency, Dedication, determination, Exercise, goal-setting, Healthy Eating, lifestyle change, mindset shift, motivation, patience, perseverance, PixelPoundsLost, progress, self-care, self-discipline, success, support system, transformation, weight loss

Are you tired of trying to lose weight but failing every time? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the secret to shedding those pounds! Join us and watch the virtual blocks melt away those extra calories as you mine and build your way to a slimmer you. Rumor has it, the more diamonds you find, the more inches you lose off your waistline! So come join us and let’s dig our way to a healthier, happier you!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	110/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7	Buildings Constructed:	39
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Forbidden Relics Collected:	5
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	373
Dragons Tamed:	3	Chaos Gates Opened:	0

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

Childish Toxic Minecraft Server

5 year olds, 50 year old bodies, age groups, childish, clerical experience, Degrees, fortune, fucksticks, Minecraft, my fortune, Narcissistic, office experience, Server, six years, solipsistic, tattooed whores, TOXIC, two degrees, UNBELIEVABLE, University, warehouse, warehouse settings

Are you tired of dealing with childish, toxic, solipsistic, narcissistic fucksticks in real life? Well, do I have the perfect escape for you – our Minecraft server! Join us and leave the tattooed WHORES and warehouse drama behind.

With two degrees and office experience, you deserve a break from the madness. Come build your dream world with us and leave the real world nonsense at the door. Plus, we have a special fortune telling feature that will have you saying “ｷﾀ━━━━━━(ﾟ∀ﾟ)━━━━━━ !!!!”.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and escape to a world where the only drama is deciding what color to make your pixelated house!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	108/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Buildings Constructed:	42
Divine Spears Created:	15	Star Shards Collected:	293
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
Astral Projections Made:	2	Crops Grown:	1727

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

Betrayed Many Eldians Minecraft SMP – Fought Four Titans Shifters Almost

#Forbiddenlove, Anime, attackontitan, BETRAYAL, betrayaloftrust, Betrayed, Eldianhistory, Eldians, eren, Farmer, Fought, heroicact, historia, Manga, mikasa, Minecraft, sacrifice, Selflessness, shifters, smp, titanpowers, titans, titanshifters, tragicdeath, tragicend, ultimatebetrayal

Looking for a Minecraft SMP where the drama is as intense as Attack on Titan? Look no further! Join our server where players have betrayed each other, fought off titans (or in this case, creepers), and even sacrificed themselves for the sake of love triangles. You never know what crazy plot twist will happen next, so join now and see if you can survive the chaos! Just be prepared for some unexpected twists and turns, like watching your favorite character get piped by a farmer…wait, what?!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	107/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	11	Orbs of Power Found:	11
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Immortal Potions Brewed:	14
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	7

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

ThermoLockCraft

aita, anemic, Communication, compromise, family, Fan, Freezing, houseguests, hvac system, leaving soon, locking thermostat, Pregnant, Repair, Room temperature, temperature control, ThermoLockCraft, thermostat settings

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the drama of real life roommates messing with your thermostat? Look no further! Join our server and never worry about someone changing the temperature on you ever again!

Our server is so cool (literally, we keep it at a perfect 73 degrees) that you won’t even need a fan running 24/7 like some people do in real life. Plus, we have a strict “no thermostat changing” policy, so you can game in peace without any unwanted temperature adjustments.

Don’t be stuck in a freezing cold house with roommates who can’t agree on a temperature. Join our server and enjoy the perfect virtual climate while you build, mine, and explore to your heart’s content. Trust us, it’s way better than dealing with real-life thermostat drama!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	104/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Emeralds Found:	8578
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Mines Excavated:	2225	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

LoveTapCraft

Affection, appreciation, Bond, Caring, Connection, emotional, Gratitude, Heartfelt, Heartwarming, Impact, Kindness, love, LoveTapCraft, Meaningful, memorable, relationship, Significant, smallest gesture, Special, thoughtful, touching

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most hilarious way possible!

Join our server and experience a world where the smallest gesture of love can lead to the biggest impact on your gameplay. Imagine planting a single flower and suddenly a giant heart-shaped garden sprouts up, giving you all the love and support you need to conquer the Minecraft world.

But that’s not all! Our server is filled with insane stories that will have you laughing until your sides hurt. From a cow that tells jokes to a chicken that moonwalks, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

So why wait? Join us now and experience a Minecraft server like no other. Who knows, you might just find love in the most unexpected places!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	101/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	32	Epic Shields Constructed:	24
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	10
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Eternal Flames Captured:	6

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

MissileMayhem Minecraft Server

aggression, airstrike, Attack, Conflict, Defense, defense system, escalation, international relations, iran, Israel, MIDDLE EAST, Military, Minecraft, missile defense, MissileMayhem, Missiles, nuclear deal, regional conflict, RETALIATION, SECURITY, Server, Tension, War

hey u ever wanted to join a minecraft server where u can dodge missiles like ur in a war zone? well this server is for u! we got so many missiles flying around u wont know what hit u (literally). join now and experience the thrill of trying to build ur house while dodging explosions left and right. who needs peace when u can have chaos amirite? come join the fun and see if u can survive the missile madness.

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	96/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Love Letters Sent:	20
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	138	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Unseen Monsters Slain:	2	Magic Items Found:	6436

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

CraftyIsraelWarz

Attack, Ceasefire, Conflict, CraftyIsraelWarz, Defense, Diplomacy, escalation, foreign policy, global impact, international relations, iran, Israel, MIDDLE EAST, Military, Nuclear Threat, political turmoil, regional stability, RETALIATION, SECURITY, Tension, War

lol come join our epic minecraft server where we have crazy battles like the attack on israel but way more fun and with less consequences!!! 🤣🤣🤣

we got players building massive forts and castles to defend against the evil forces of creepers and zombies! 🏰🧟‍♂️

rumor has it, if you join our server, you’ll unlock secret powers to summon dragons and ride them into battle against your enemies! 🐉🔥

plus, our community is so lit, you’ll never want to leave! we have dance parties in the virtual world and even have a secret underground disco club! 💃🕺

so what are you waiting for? join now and be part of the craziest minecraft server ever! who needs real life conflicts when you can have all the fun here? 😂🎮🚀

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	107/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	16	Zombie Dances:	7
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	17	Phantom Rings Equipped:	24
Treasure Maps Found:	15	Players Killed by Monsters:	4990
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Shattered Realms Restored:	1

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

VEXAS Craft: UBA1 Dysfunction

autoimmune diseases, Cancer, cancer research, cellular pathways, clinical implications, Craft, Disease mechanisms, Dysfunction, genetic disorders, inflammatory conditions, Molecular biology, oncology, personalized medicine, Protein degradation, rare diseases, targeted therapies, tumor development, UBA1, UBA1 dysfunction, UBA1 dysfunction in VEXAS, ubiquitin-proteasome system, VEXAS

hey u! ya u! r u tired of boring old minecraft servers? well do i have the server for u! this server is so lit, it will make ur brain explode with excitement!

imagine this: u log on and suddenly u r in a world where pigs can fly and creepers dance the macarena. not only that, but u can ride on the back of a llama while shooting fireballs from ur hands.

but wait, there’s more! on this server, u can build a house made entirely of diamonds and ride a roller coaster made of cake. and if u ever get bored, just hop on a unicorn and ride into the sunset.

oh, did i mention that the server is run by a group of talking pandas who are also expert minecraft players? yep, they will guide u through all the crazy adventures and make sure u have the time of ur life.

so what r u waiting for? join this server now and experience the madness for urself. trust me, u won’t regret it!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	91/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Chimeras Created:	2
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4
Forbidden Relics Collected:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	2
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

Vice Versa Classic survival server Minecraft

administration, admins, BLOCK, classic, gms, lags, Minecraft, Npcs, Resource, Server, Server Setup, Spawn, Store, Survival, vice versa, voice chat, Voting, wipe

Vice Versa is a server for classic survival in Minecraft.

We are working on version 1.20.1 and are happy to welcome you on our server.

Server Features:

• voting for a wipe

• beautiful and multifunctional spawn

• high-quality server setup

• NPCs – buyers, sellers and exchangers

• block and resource store

• responsive administration

• voice chat

• without gms, admins and lags

second ip viceversa.gomc.fun

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	94/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	10
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Astral Orbs Gathered:	10	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Orbs of Power Found:	9

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.