come join our epic minecraft server where we evade sanctions like russia with shell companies but in a totally legal and hilarious way!!! build your own shell company and hide all your diamonds from the tax man, just like putin but without the political consequences!

we have a secret underground bunker where you can store all your illegal goods and pretend you’re a russian oligarch living the high life. join now and start your life of crime in the most fun and ridiculous way possible!

plus, our admins are all former KGB agents so you know you’re in good hands when it comes to avoiding the authorities. come join us and let’s rule the world together, one shell company at a time!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players: 110/600 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.6 / 5
Zombie Dances: 3 Soul Swords Wielded: 3
Royal Courts Attended: 2 Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 1
Alien Abductions: 4 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 0
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 4 Divine Spears Created: 10
Celestial Crowns Worn: 5 Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 3

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

New Minecraft Server
GYAT.Minewind.net
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