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| Players: | 104/400 | Votes: | 1949 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Volcanoes Explored: | 2 | Enchantments Applied: | 231 |
| Legendary Items Repaired: | 7 | Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 3 |
| Unicorn Sightings: | 1 | Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 3 |
| Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 2 | Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 5 |
| Zombie Dances: | 5 | Forbidden Doors Opened: | 1 |
| Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 3 | Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 4 |
| Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 9 | Eternal Flames Captured: | 3 |
Are you tired of being a scruffy mess like those dirty peasants on /int/? Well, fear not my friend, because on our Minecraft server, we only accept the clean-shaven elite! Join us and show off your perfectly groomed beard – oh wait, you don’t have one because you’re a civilized individual.
But that’s not all! Our server is home to the rarest diamonds and emeralds you’ll ever find in the Minecraft universe. Legend has it that our server was blessed by the Minecraft gods themselves, ensuring that only the most fabulous players can mine these precious gems.
And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the secret underground dance party where all the mobs let loose and show off their best moves. Who knew creepers had such killer dance skills?
So come join us on our exclusive Minecraft server and experience a world like no other. Just remember to leave your unkempt facial hair at the door – we don’t want any scruffiness ruining our fabulous vibe!
