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Players: | 96/1000 | Votes: | 8532 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Unicorn Sightings: | 0 | Dragons Tamed: | 1 |
Shadow Figures Spotted: | 3 | Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 3 |
Epic Mounts Acquired: | 7 | Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 4 |
Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 3 | Eerie Music Discs Played: | 1 |
Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 2 | Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 6 |
Phantom Rings Equipped: | 6 | Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 7 |
Battle Standards Raised: | 8 | Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 1 |
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