BlockyBootyJuice

Alluring, appealing qualities, arousal, arousing gestures, attraction, BlockyBootyJuice, Captivating, chemistry, desire, Enchanting, enticing mannerisms, FLIRTING, Intimacy, Irresistible, Passion, seduction, seductive behavior, Sensuality, stimulating behavior, suggestive actions, turn on

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to spice things up! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and outrageous shenanigans.

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly a group of dancing chickens appears out of nowhere, wearing top hats and monocles. They start serenading you with a rendition of “Baby Got Back” while a herd of pink sheep do the Macarena in the background. That’s just a typical Tuesday on our server!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon who moonlights as a stand-up comedian. You haven’t lived until you’ve heard a dragon tell knock-knock jokes while breathing fire. And don’t even get us started on the zombie villagers who have formed a boy band and are dropping sick beats in the Nether.

So why wait? Join our server now for a Minecraft experience like no other. Who knows, you might even find yourself getting turned on by a block of dirt. It’s that wild!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	97/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5
Wyrmholes Dug:	5	Potions Brewed:	118
Magical Moments Shared:	13	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

TrumpCraft Minecraft Server

Alliance, bilateral relations, Commitment, cooperation, Defense, defense agreement, Diplomacy, foreign policy, FRIDAY, global affairs, international relations, Meeting, Minecraft, Politics, presidential meeting, SECURITY, Server, Support, trump, Trumpcraft, Ukraine, united states, zelenskyy

so like, u know how ukraine is all like, “oh no, russia is being a bully again”? well guess what, our minecraft server is like the ultimate defense for ukraine!

join our server and u will be fighting off evil russian creepers and defending our virtual borders with your diamond sword of justice!

zelenskyy himself came to our server and was like, “wow, this is the best defense strategy ever, i feel so safe now!”

so come join us and be a hero for ukraine in the virtual world! also, we have free virtual borscht for all players, so like, why wouldn’t u join? lol!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	109/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	48
Shadow Figures Spotted:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	16	Runes Activated:	6

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

EUtopiaCraft

Anti-Brexit, brexit, Brexit Fallout, Brexit Reversal, demonstrations, EU Membership, european integration, european politics, European solidarity, european union, european unity, EUtopiaCraft, international relations, political activism, Political protest, Pro-EU Movement, Protesters, public opinion, Rejoin EU, uk, United Kingdom

haha u know what’s better than UK rejoining EU? joining our minecraft server, where u can build ur own european union with blocks! we got pigs that can speak french and cows that can do the cha cha slide. u can even find a secret portal that takes u to a land filled with dancing baguettes. join now and be part of the most epic union ever created in minecraft history! EU gonna love it!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	92/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	18	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Farms Harvested:	526	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Mines Excavated:	2615	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	49
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Magical Moments Shared:	7

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

🌚Cross Survival🌚 NO DONATION⭐ Minecraft server

Auction, Bans, Buyer, Cities, Clans, classic, Cross Survival, Custom Plugins, Discord, Donations, Economy, empiresmp, Events, Large Online, minecraft server, Moderators, NO DONATION, No Donations, No Dupe, No pvp, No Wipes, Pirate, Play, player satisfaction, Private, PvE, Pve Economy, PvP Fights, Russian, Shop, SimpleVoice, Supported versions, Survival, Telegram, Vanilla, voice chat, Without Launcher

⚡⭐⚡ EmpireSMP ⚡⭐⚡ – FOR THOSE WHO JUST WANT TO PLAY⛏️ PVE ECONOMY – auction and buyer, shop⭐ CITIES with privates.❤️Donations – THERE ARE NO! JUST PLAY!❤️PvP Fights – show your fighting skills outside the cities!

✅ Supported versions: 1.6.5-1.20.4

✅ SimpleVoice – voice chat!✅ Custom plugins✅ Our priority is quality and player satisfaction!✅Visit our telegram and discord to make sure of this✅We recruit only schoolchildren as moderators, that’s why there are so many bans

⭐ https://t.me/empiresmp

⭐ https://discord.com/invite/Gwukdr8

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	103/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	687637	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Buildings Constructed:	43	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Farms Harvested:	571	Phantom Knights Defeated:	10
Chimeras Created:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

Shake It Off Minecraft Server

amphibian, animal kingdom, bottom hand, Competition, DOMINANCE, Frog, hand strength, handshake, height advantage, Minecraft, Pepe, physical contest, Server, SHAKE, strategy, Tactics, tall vs short, top wrist, Underdog, unexpected outcome, Victory, winner, wrist twist

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as a frog on a unicycle? Look no further! Our server is so crazy, even the frogs are getting in on the action. Short pepe may be small, but he’s got some serious skills when it comes to PvP. He’s taken down the taller frogs with his epic wrist-twisting moves and unbeatable bottom hand. Join our server and see if you have what it takes to out-frog the competition! And who knows, maybe you’ll even learn a thing or two from short pepe himself. Hop on over and join the fun today!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	97/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Mines Excavated:	1167
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	44
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Vanishing Items Found:	2
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	44	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

”It’s OVER Minecraft SMP”

America, capitalism, Depressed, gaza, Genocide, Hamas, Hizballah, Hope, imperialism, iran, iraq, Israel, Minecraft, Nasrallah, nato, palestinians, resistance movements, smp, Surveillance, War, Yemen, Zionists

Are you tired of real-world news bringing you down? Looking for a place to escape the chaos and destruction? Look no further than our Minecraft SMP! Join us for a wild ride filled with outrageous adventures and insane stories.

Forget about geopolitics and oppressive overlords, come build your dream world with us! Who needs to worry about Hizballah and Zionists when you can focus on building the biggest, baddest castle in all of Minecraft? Let your creativity run wild and leave the real world behind.

Join us and be part of a community that values fun and laughter over war and destruction. No more pager attacks or mass surveillance, just good old-fashioned block-building fun. So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and let the craziness begin!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	95/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	19
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	7	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Dragons Tamed:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

BoulderBorderBros

BoulderBorderBros, boulders, boundary dispute, driveway, neighbourly conflict, neighbourly dispute, neighbourly relations, neighbours, parking etiquette, parking issues, pickup trucks, property boundaries, property boundary, property damage, property line, property maintenance, property ownership, property protection, property rights, Sidewalk

Looking for a wild and crazy Minecraft server to join? Look no further than our server, where we guarantee outrageous antics and insane stories!

Join us and experience the thrill of parking wars like never before! Imagine a world where your neighbors constantly invade your space, parking their vehicles on your property without a care in the world. But fear not, for we have the solution – boulders! Yes, you heard that right. We take parking disputes to a whole new level with strategically placed boulders that will make your neighbors think twice before encroaching on your land.

Witness the chaos unfold as your neighbors scramble to navigate around the boulders, desperately trying to park their vehicles without crossing over onto your property. It’s a sight to behold, and you won’t want to miss out on the hilarity that ensues.

So come join our server and experience the ultimate parking showdown. Who will emerge victorious in this battle of wills? Only time will tell. But one thing’s for sure – you’re in for a wild ride on our Minecraft server!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	105/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	328	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14
Immortal Anvils Forged:	7	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	24	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Wyrmholes Dug:	8

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

ParentalPraiseCraft

Admiration, appreciation, compassion, Dedication, encouragement, family, guidance, hard work, inspiration, love, ParentalPraiseCraft, parents, Respect, role models, sacrifice, Selflessness, strength, Support, unconditional love, VALUES, wisdom

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old rules and gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us and experience the thrill of battling giant mutant chickens, riding unicorns into battle, and building a house out of rainbow-colored blocks that shoot fireworks every time you enter!

But that’s not all – on our server, your parents are actually Minecraft characters who give you quests to complete in order to earn special powers and abilities. Imagine fighting off a horde of zombie villagers with your dad who’s armed with a diamond sword and a pet dragon by his side. Or teaming up with your mom to mine for rare ores while riding on the back of a giant flying pig!

So why wait? Join our server now and let your wildest Minecraft fantasies come to life! Who knows, you might even discover a secret portal that leads to a world where everything is made out of candy and the only rule is to have fun!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	106/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	9	Magic Wands Crafted:	7
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Rainbows Spotted:	5
Mines Excavated:	2626	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

CraftyCreeperNet: Bibi’s Revenge

Assassination, Bibis, CraftyCreeperNet, geopolitical tensions, hezbollah, international relations, Iranian regime, Israel, Israeli prime minister, Middle East tensions, military capabilities, military threats, Netanyahu, political rhetoric, reach anywhere, regional conflict, regional stability, Revenge, security concerns, strategic warning, Touting Nasrallah killing, warns Iran

LOL join our epic minecraft server where we have Nasrallah killing and Netanyahu warning Iran all over the place! 😂🤣🔥

Come build your own secret underground bunker to hide from the crazy political drama happening above ground. Will Israel really reach anywhere? Who knows, but at least you’ll have a sweet base to watch it all unfold from! 🏠💥

Join now for the most intense and hilarious gameplay you’ll ever experience. Plus, we have llamas that shoot lasers out of their eyes. No joke. It’s wild out here in Minecraft land! 🦙🔫

Don’t miss out on the action, join our server today and become part of the madness! 🌍🔥💣

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	104/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Wilderness Tamed:	12
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	3
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

Pixel Pain Palace

brain regions, Central Nervous System, Chronic pain, chronic pain management, Circuits, hypothalamic function, molecular targets, neural circuits, neural pathways, neural signaling, neuroscience, nociception, Pain, pain decoding, pain modulation, pain perception, Palace, paraventricular hypothalamus, PIXEL, sensory processing, somatic pain, visceral pain

lol u gotta join this cray cray minecraft server cuz we got paraventricular hypothalamus circuits and molecular targets like whaaaat?? u can decode visceral and somatic pain while building ur epic castle and fighting off creepers. it’s like science meets minecraft meets total chaos. u won’t find this kind of insanity anywhere else, so join now and let’s get weird together!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	90/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	0	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Endless Night Skies:	5
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Epic Battles Fought:	9	Buildings Constructed:	20

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

Get ready to mine and escape with MineScape: The server that’ll have you digging for days!

Adventure, blog, Clue Scrolls, Cosmetics, Days, Digging, Escape, facebook, Friends, instagram, Map, Minescape, mmorpg, mobs, Npc, old school runescape, Other, Pets, Quests, Ready, Rewards, Server, Skills, socials, Store, Thatll, titles, twitter, Wiki

MineScape <a href="https://newminecraftservers.com/servers/scrims-gamersclub/">Server</a> Overview

MineScape Server Overview

Welcome to beautiful land of MineScape. The world of MineScape is a Minecraft MMORPG aimed at the recreation of a classic game Old School RuneScape. Join now to get started on your journey to becoming the greatest adventurer whilst making amazing new friends along the way.

Visit the website https://minescape.me and join the discord to get involved!

Features:

Interactive Custom NPC’s and Mobs

Custom Quests

22 Custom Skills: Attack, Ranged, Magic, Woodcutting, Mining, Smithing, Crafting & More

Beautiful hand crafted map

Clue Scrolls: Rewards for solving clue scrolls

Daily Rewards!

Pets, Cosmetics, Titles

Active Leaderboards

Links:

IP: minescape.me
Wiki: https://minescape.wiki/
Latest blog: Tree Gnome Village Quest, Slayer Improvements & More DevBlog #41
Store: https://store.minescape.me/
Discord: https://discord.gg/minescape

Socials:

Facebook: https://facebook.com/minescape
Instagram: https://instagram.com/minescape
Twitter: https://twitter.com/playminescape

Plugins:

MineScape
Dynmap

Rules: http://forum.minescape.me/threads/259/

FAQ

Question	Answer
How do I join the MineScape server?	To join the MineScape server, you can use the IP address: minescape.me
Are there custom quests in MineScape?	Yes, MineScape features custom quests for players to explore and complete.
What skills are available in MineScape?	MineScape offers 22 custom skills including Attack, Ranged, Magic, Woodcutting, Mining, Smithing, Crafting, and more.
How can I earn rewards in MineScape?	Players can earn rewards by solving clue scrolls, participating in daily rewards, and completing various in-game activities.
Are there pets and cosmetics in MineScape?	Yes, MineScape offers pets, cosmetics, and titles for players to customize their characters.

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	96/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	12
Phoenix Feathers Found:	5	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

Shave Your Balls Minecraft Server

#mens grooming, Amelia Watson, Balls, body hair removal, farewell celebration, farewell event, farewell gathering, farewell party, farewell ritual, farewell tradition, farewell wishes, Grooming, grooming tips, intimate grooming, male grooming, manscaping, Minecraft, party preparation, personal hygiene, Server, Shave, shaving

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where shaving your balls is optional? Well, look no further because on our server, you MUST shave your balls before joining Amelia Watson’s epic farewell party! Why, you ask? Because only the smoothest of players are allowed to attend and trust us, you don’t want to be the one with hairy balls in a room full of smoothies. Plus, rumor has it that if you show up with a freshly shaved pair, you’ll unlock a secret level where you can ride a llama dressed as a unicorn while battling zombie chickens. So what are you waiting for? Grab your razor and join us for the ball-shaving adventure of a lifetime!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	101/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2
Enchantments Applied:	147	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Mines Excavated:	3351	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

Zenless Zone Zero General – Minecraft SMP

1/2, Agent Record, All New Program, Arcade, back in business, Bizarre Brigade, character demo, daily check-in, Dev Face-to-Face, Double Drops, Drawpile, Friends, general, Lighter Lorenz, Minecraft, newest trailer, News, Overlord’s Feast, Redeemable Codes, Resources, smp, special program, Teaser, Tour de Inferno, Tsukishiro Yanagi, Upcoming Events, useful links, Zenless, zenless zone zero, Zone

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing exciting happening? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our crazy Minecraft SMP where anything goes and chaos reigns supreme.

Picture this: a world where you can ride a llama into battle against a horde of creepers, where diamonds rain from the sky and pigs fly (literally). Our server is like no other, with events like the “Tour de Inferno” where you have to navigate through a maze of lava and fire to win epic prizes.

But that’s not all! We have exclusive programs like “Zenless Zone Zero” where you can face off against the Devs themselves in a battle of wits and skills. And don’t even get us started on the Agent Records, featuring legendary players like Tsukishiro Yanagi and Lighter Lorenz.

Join now and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might even uncover hidden codes for in-game rewards or stumble upon secret links to mysterious resources. The possibilities are endless in our Minecraft SMP – join today and let the insanity begin!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	104/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	0
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	22	Alien Abductions:	1
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Crops Grown:	1661
Farms Harvested:	174	Epic Weapons Forged:	9

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

Married2Minecraft

age difference, corny jokes, exasperated groan, friendship, groan, HONEYCOMBS, humor, humor compatibility, husband, long term relationship, love, Marriage, Married2Minecraft, modern society, neglected feet, Punny, Puns, relationships, sense of humor, stuck with it, Wife

Are you tired of being judged for your love of puns? Do you want a place where your corny humor is not only accepted, but celebrated? Look no further than our Minecraft server!

Join us for a world of laughter and puns galore. Build your own pun-tastic creations and share your dad jokes with fellow players. Our community is filled with pun enthusiasts who will appreciate your Honey comb jokes and more.

Don’t let anyone tell you that your jokes have no place in modern society. On our server, the cornier, the better! So come on in and show off your pun skills. Your wife may groan, but we’ll be laughing right along with you.

Join now and remember, you married this server, so you’re stuck with it!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	92/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	22
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Enchantments Applied:	246
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Gods Slained:	0
Glorious Feasts Held:	11	Dragonkin Hatched:	2

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

CraftyCash SMP: Spend Wisely!

budgeting, consumerism, CraftyCash, financial decisions, financial habits, Financial Planning, financial priorities, financial wellness, impulse buying, lifestyle choices, Luxury items, material possessions, mindful spending, money management, overspending, personal finance, saving money, shopping addiction, smp, spend, unnecessary purchases, wasting money, Wisely

Are you tired of wasting your diamonds on useless items like enchanted books and golden apples? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place to be if you want to waste your money on something truly ridiculous! Join us and spend all your hard-earned emeralds on building a giant statue of a chicken riding a pig, or maybe invest in a diamond pickaxe with the power to summon a herd of exploding sheep! Trust us, your friends will be green with envy when they see the ridiculous things you can waste your money on in our server. So what are you waiting for? Join now and start wasting your money in style!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	100/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	40
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	27

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

Players:	95/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	5	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Epic Battles Fought:	18
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	49	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	16	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5