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Players: | 96/600 | Votes: | 2153 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Divine Scrolls Written: | 12 | Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 3 |
Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 3 | Crops Grown: | 2015 |
Phantom Horses Ridden: | 2 | Potions Brewed: | 76 |
Rainbows Spotted: | 9 | Secret Libraries Discovered: | 4 |
Mineshafts Explored: | 3 | Zombie Dances: | 8 |
Gryphons Tamed: | 3 | Magical Familiars Summoned: | 3 |
Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 2 | Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 3 |
We’ve got creepers exploding like my ex’s temper, skeletons shooting arrows faster than Cupid on crack, and zombies more braindead than your last Tinder date!
Build a castle taller than your ego, mine for diamonds shinier than your mom’s new boyfriend, and explore a world crazier than your conspiracy theories!
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