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Players: | 93/500 | Votes: | 9318 |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
Epic Mounts Acquired: | 4 | Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 2 |
Battle Standards Raised: | 8 | Celestial Events Witnessed: | 4 |
Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 2 | Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 9 |
Chaos Gates Opened: | 2 | Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 1 |
Legendary Scepters Created: | 6 | Forbidden Relics Collected: | 10 |
Rainbows Spotted: | 5 | Mythical Quests Completed: | 45 |
Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 11 | Shadow Realms Conquered: | 1 |
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