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Players: | 93/600 | Votes: | 8580 |
Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
Reality Distortions Fixed: | 2 | Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 1 |
Cursed Statues Activated: | 2 | Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 19 |
Wailing Winds Heard: | 3 | Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 5 |
Invisible Walls Found: | 2 | Dark Rituals Completed: | 1 |
Votes: | 4132 | Elemental Crystals Collected: | 52 |
Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 3 | Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 0 |
Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 7 | Cursed Taverns Survived: | 2 |
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