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Players: | 107/400 | Votes: | 5435 |
Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
Hidden Passages Discovered: | 6 | Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 5 |
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 7 | Reality Distortions Fixed: | 2 |
Zombie Dances: | 7 | Animals Bred: | 148 |
Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 4 | Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 17 |
Mimic Chests Discovered: | 2 | Evil Lairs Raided: | 6 |
New Chunks Explored: | 416982 | Mythical Swords Crafted: | 35 |
Ender Pearl Glitches: | 5 | Meteorites Collected: | 4 |
We’ve got creepers exploding like my ex’s temper, skeletons shooting arrows faster than Cupid on crack, and zombies more braindead than your last Tinder date!
Build a castle taller than your ego, mine for diamonds shinier than your mom’s new boyfriend, and explore a world crazier than your conspiracy theories!
So what are you waiting for? Join our server and let’s make Minecraft great again!