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Players: | 94/600 | Votes: | 4876 |
Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 3 | Phantom Ships Sailed: | 3 |
Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 2 | Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 14 |
Unicorn Sightings: | 1 | Reality Distortions Fixed: | 1 |
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 3 | Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 2 |
Legendary Scepters Created: | 4 | Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 0 |
Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 1 | Cozy Campfires Lit: | 20 |
Haunted Chests Opened: | 5 | Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 5 |
We’ve got creepers exploding like my ex’s temper, skeletons shooting arrows faster than Cupid on crack, and zombies more braindead than your last Tinder date!
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