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Players: | 101/200 | Votes: | 4206 |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
Infernal Machines Built: | 2 | Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 3 |
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 2 | Horror Stories Survived: | 1 |
Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 17 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 2086 |
Magical Moments Shared: | 16 | Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 2 |
Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 5 | Crystal Palaces Visited: | 1 |
Wyrmholes Dug: | 4 | Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 8 |
Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 0 | Falling into the Void: | 1 |
We’ve got creepers exploding like my ex’s temper, skeletons shooting arrows faster than Cupid on crack, and zombies more braindead than your last Tinder date!
Build a castle taller than your ego, mine for diamonds shinier than your mom’s new boyfriend, and explore a world crazier than your conspiracy theories!
So what are you waiting for? Join our server and let’s make Minecraft great again!