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Players: | 104/500 | Votes: | 7633 |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Dragonkin Hatched: | 1 | Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 2 |
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 1 | Forbidden Relics Collected: | 0 |
Evil Twin Fights: | 3 | Unicorn Sightings: | 1 |
Ores Mined: | 2781 | Blood Moons Survived: | 1 |
Soul Contracts Signed: | 4 | Endless Mazes Conquered: | 2 |
Phoenix Feathers Found: | 13 | Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 16 |
Rainbows Spotted: | 2 | Gryphons Tamed: | 1 |
We’ve got creepers exploding like my ex’s temper, skeletons shooting arrows faster than Cupid on crack, and zombies more braindead than your last Tinder date!
Build a castle taller than your ego, mine for diamonds shinier than your mom’s new boyfriend, and explore a world crazier than your conspiracy theories!
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