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Players: | 100/200 | Votes: | 6097 |
Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 3 | Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 2 |
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 1 | Ghost Trains Ridden: | 0 |
Sentient Weapons Trained: | 2 | Crystal Caves Mapped: | 4 |
Soul Contracts Signed: | 1 | Reality Warps Survived: | 2 |
Ancient Ruins Explored: | 5 | Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 20 |
Glitched Entities Encountered: | 0 | Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 4 |
Phoenix Feathers Found: | 9 | Chimeras Created: | 4 |
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