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Players: | 97/900 | Votes: | 3828 |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Evil Portals Destroyed: | 2 | Towns Built: | 3 |
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 3 | Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 18 |
Time-Warping Watches Found: | 1 | Void Armor Forged: | 15 |
Pirate Ships Raided: | 1 | Epic Bosses Defeated: | 1 |
Royal Courts Attended: | 5 | Immortal Potions Brewed: | 6 |
Portal Loops Escaped: | 0 | Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 1 |
Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 30 | Endless Staircases Climbed: | 3 |
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