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Players: | 98/300 | Votes: | 5390 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 4 | Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 5 |
Secret Guilds Joined: | 4 | Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 1 |
Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 3 | Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 11 |
Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 0 | Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 3 |
Star Shards Collected: | 276 | Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 2 |
Crystal Wands Charged: | 14 | Forbidden Relics Collected: | 3 |
Infernal Machines Built: | 2 | Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 4 |
We’ve got creepers exploding like my ex’s temper, skeletons shooting arrows faster than Cupid on crack, and zombies more braindead than your last Tinder date!
Build a castle taller than your ego, mine for diamonds shinier than your mom’s new boyfriend, and explore a world crazier than your conspiracy theories!
So what are you waiting for? Join our server and let’s make Minecraft great again!