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Players: | 106/900 | Votes: | 4633 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 2 | Evil Twin Fights: | 1 |
Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 13 | Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 2 |
Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 47 | Glitched Entities Encountered: | 1 |
Undead Armies Raised: | 4 | Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 0 |
Soul Contracts Signed: | 3 | Curse of Binding Applied: | 5 |
Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 4 | Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 12 |
Dragonkin Hatched: | 1 | Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 10 |
We’ve got creepers exploding like my ex’s temper, skeletons shooting arrows faster than Cupid on crack, and zombies more braindead than your last Tinder date!
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