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Players: | 97/700 | Votes: | 6833 |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Divine Scrolls Written: | 21 | Dragon Scales Harvested: | 449 |
Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 3 | Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 3 |
Astral Orbs Gathered: | 19 | Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 5 |
Cursed Amulets Found: | 1 | Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 3 |
Enchanted Armories Found: | 3 | Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 3 |
Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 1 | Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 18 |
Zombie Dances: | 7 | Astral Projections Made: | 4 |
We’ve got creepers exploding like my ex’s temper, skeletons shooting arrows faster than Cupid on crack, and zombies more braindead than your last Tinder date!
Build a castle taller than your ego, mine for diamonds shinier than your mom’s new boyfriend, and explore a world crazier than your conspiracy theories!
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