SexyHipsCraft | New Minecraft Servers 2024

MineCrafty Capitalism: Where Being a Wageslave is Just Part of the Fun!

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Are you tired of being a boring old wageslave in real life? Well, have we got the Minecraft server for you! Join us and experience a world where being a wageslave is actually fun and exciting!

Picture this: you start off as a lowly peasant in our server, working your way up the ranks to become the ultimate wageslave master. But watch out, because there are crazy challenges and obstacles along the way, like battling evil bosses who want to steal your precious wageslave title.

But don’t worry, we also have epic quests and mini-games to keep you entertained when you need a break from all that wageslaving. Plus, our community is full of hilarious and friendly players who will keep you laughing for hours on end.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and become the most legendary wageslave in all of Minecraft!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	94/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	10	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Mythical Quests Completed:	21	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	49	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	12
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

Gold Digger’s Paradise: Where the only thing you can mine is a wealthy spouse

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Welcome to our Minecraft server where the only way to survive is by either marrying a wealthy player or becoming an online Minecraft camgirl!

Join us for a wild ride as you navigate through a world where the economy is based on virtual relationships and scandalous online activities. Will you choose love or lust as your path to success in this crazy virtual world?

But beware, drama and chaos are always lurking around the corner as players compete for the affections of the richest and most powerful players on the server. Will you rise to the top as a respected spouse or will you embrace your inner Minecraft vixen and dominate the online scene?

Come join us for a unique and hilarious experience that you won’t find anywhere else. Just remember, on this server, anything goes!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	108/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Enchanted Armories Found:	6
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Endless Legions Commanded:	12	Goblin Markets Raided:	8
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Ether Blades Crafted:	4

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

Creepers & Kardashians: A Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers? Looking for a place where chaos reigns supreme? Look no further, because our server is the ultimate crossover you never knew you needed! Picture this: Danganronpa characters teaming up with the demons from Sekai Oni to take on epic quests and build insane structures. It’s a recipe for disaster, but in the best way possible! Join now for a wild ride that will leave you questioning your sanity (in the best way, of course). Who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll get into on this server – the possibilities are endless!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	107/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Love Letters Sent:	9
Runes Activated:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Potions Brewed:	178	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Dragons Tamed:	4	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

Philippine HoopsCraft: Where Minecraft meets basketball for a slam dunk of fun!

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the favorite sport in the Philippines is not basketball, but block-building! Our players may not be the tallest in real life (average height of 1.63m), but in the game, they tower over their creations like giants!

Join us for a chance to experience the biggest meme in the world – where players build towering structures that reach the sky, only to have them come crashing down in hilarious fashion. Who needs basketball when you can slam dunk your way through a world of endless possibilities in Minecraft? Come join the fun and see why our server is the ultimate playground for meme-worthy moments!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	103/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	6
Endless Night Skies:	5	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

MineCrafty McMineFace – Where Blocks Meet LOLs

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further than our server, where you can play alongside the legendary Lia, who can build a castle in under 5 minutes using only dirt blocks! Or how about joining forces with Utatane Nasa, who can tame a creeper and ride it into battle like a majestic steed?

But wait, there’s more! Join our server and you might just run into Hakushika Iori, who once defeated the Ender Dragon using only a wooden sword and a carrot. And don’t forget about Fujikura Uruka, who can mine diamonds blindfolded while doing a handstand!

If that’s not enough to convince you, how about the time Shisui Michiru built an entire city out of cake blocks just for fun? Or when Tenma Maemi created a rollercoaster that goes through the Nether and back in under 30 seconds?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the wildest Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen! Just be sure to watch out for Pipkin Pippa, who has a habit of turning entire villages into giant potato farms. But hey, who doesn’t love a good spud now and then?

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	110/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	491	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5
Epic Shields Constructed:	18	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Void Armor Forged:	10

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

Pixelated Realism: Where Minecraft meets the real world!

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Are you tired of boring old realistic games? Want to escape to a world where pigs fly and diamonds rain from the sky? Then come join our Minecraft server where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few creepers).

Join us for epic adventures where you can ride on the backs of dragons, build a castle made entirely of cake, and battle evil llamas with laser eyes.

But be warned, our server is not for the faint of heart. Rumor has it that there is a secret underground city filled with dancing skeletons and talking cows. Are you brave enough to uncover its mysteries?

So say goodbye to realism and hello to the craziest Minecraft server you’ve ever seen. Join us now and let the madness begin!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	93/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	7
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	19
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

UkraineCraft: Where Republicans Approve 48 Gorillion Dollars for Blocks and Banter!

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is so lit, even the Ender Dragon is jealous! Join us for epic adventures, crazy builds, and non-stop fun!

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have PLUS 14 GORILLION reasons why you should! That’s right, we have so much awesomeness packed into our server that even the most seasoned Minecraft players will be blown away.

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret alliance with the creepers, who promise not to blow up your precious builds (most of the time). And rumor has it that Herobrine himself makes a guest appearance every full moon to challenge players to epic PvP battles.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself! Just click on the link and prepare to have your mind blown: https://x.com/sentdefender/status/1780010728763613267

Disclaimer: The management is not responsible for any lost items, blown-up builds, or encounters with Herobrine. Play at your own risk!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	92/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Ores Mined:	9323
Goblin Markets Raided:	6	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5
Mythical Relics Collected:	9	Runes Activated:	1
Magical Moments Shared:	11	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	2545

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

OMGcraft – The Ultimate Minecraft Server for OMORI Fans!

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we take the concept of a zoo to a whole new level! Ever wanted to see Aubrey celebrate her birthday with a wild party? Well, now you can on our server!

Join us for exclusive content that you won’t find anywhere else, like our special Fangames and Projects section. Explore the world of OMORI like never before with our insane mods that will leave you questioning reality.

But that’s not all! Our server is filled with hilarious moments and crazy adventures that will keep you entertained for hours on end. So what are you waiting for? Join us and let the madness begin!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	101/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9	Chimeras Created:	4
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Meteorite Armor Created:	18	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	23	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

Pixelated Pubes: The #shave4iris Minecraft Server

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Are you ready to join the most epic Minecraft server in all the land? We have a special challenge for all our players – shave your head in solidarity with our sweetest queen! Rumor has it that she lost her diamond crown and is now rocking a bald look, so we’re all joining in to show our support. Plus, if you join our server, you’ll get exclusive access to the secret underground diamond mine where you can mine to your heart’s content. So grab your razor and get ready to shave your way to victory on our server!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	105/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	10
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Herobrine Sightings:	0
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

Pixel Weeb Extremists: Not Just Nazis and Furries, We’ve Got It All!

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Are you tired of dealing with extremist weebs on other servers? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place for you if you’re tired of weebs taking things to the extreme. We’ve got a strict no Nazi, Jewish, or pedophile policy – because let’s be real, who wants to deal with that nonsense while trying to mine diamonds? Join us for a chill and drama-free Minecraft experience, where the only thing you’ll be extremists about is building the biggest, baddest castle in all of block land. So come on over and leave the weeby drama behind – we promise you won’t regret it!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	92/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	6	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	18	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	275
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Void Armor Forged:	21

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

Glory or Death: The Minecraft Server of Epic Failures

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only way to survive is to die for our glory! But don’t worry, it’s all in good fun (we think). Join us for epic battles against giant chickens, treacherous lava parkour courses, and a secret underground maze filled with evil bunnies. Rumor has it that if you can defeat the Ender Dragon blindfolded, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical potato. So what are you waiting for? Come die for our glory today!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	109/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Astral Projections Made:	1	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	8

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

Crafty McCraftFace: Where Blah Blah Blah is the Only Rule!

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old rules and gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most unpredictable place you’ll ever experience in the Minecraft universe!

Join us if you want to ride on flying pigs, battle against a horde of evil chickens, and mine diamonds with a magical pickaxe that shoots rainbows! Our server is so wild that even the creepers are afraid to explode because they know they can’t handle the madness.

But wait, there’s more! If you join our server, you’ll have the chance to become best friends with a talking llama who will guide you through quests to find hidden treasure chests filled with enchanted golden carrots.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare yourself for a Minecraft adventure like no other! Just be warned, once you enter our server, you may never want to leave.

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	91/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	8
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	7
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	4

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

HoloCraft – Where Vtubers Rule and Blocks Drool!

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing but basic builds and no excitement? Well, look no further because our server is a wild ride of chaos and hilarity!

Join us for a chance to mine diamonds with Mori Calliope while she drops sick beats and raps about creepers. Or how about teaming up with Gawr Gura to take on the Ender Dragon while she sings sea shanties to boost your morale?

But wait, there’s more! Want to build a rollercoaster with Takanashi Kiara that launches you into the sky? Or maybe you’d prefer to explore the Nether with Ninomae Inanis as she tries to tame a pack of zombie pigmen as her loyal minions.

Don’t miss out on the chance to join our server and be a part of the craziest adventures with the Hololive English crew. Who knows what kind of shenanigans and laughter await you in this wacky world of Minecraft madness!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	94/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	9568	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

ShmupCraft: Where Waifus and Blocks Collide!

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Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is like a shmup beatem up on steroids! Imagine fighting off creepers and zombies with your trusty sword while dodging bullets like a pro gamer.

Join us and experience the thrill of battling through waves of enemies in epic boss fights that will leave you on the edge of your seat. And if that’s not enough, we have custom skins that will turn you into the ultimate shmup waifu warrior.

So what are you waiting for? Grab your sword, put on your best waifu skin, and join us for the most insane Minecraft experience of your life!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	97/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	21	Dimension Hops:	7
Fairy Circles Danced In:	12	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Animals Bred:	73	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

Crafting Controversies: Armenian Genocide Deniers

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise you a gaming experience so wild, it’ll make you question reality itself!

Join us as we uncover the secret truths hidden within the pixels of Minecraft. Explore hidden caves filled with ancient artifacts left behind by aliens disguised as villagers. Build your own conspiracy theory-themed base complete with secret tunnels and trap doors to keep the government agents at bay.

But beware, for the Jews are watching. They may try to convince you that this server is just a game, but we know the truth. This server was created to prepare you for the next big hoax – the holocaust of creepers.

So grab your tinfoil hat and join us on this journey of uncovering the lies and mysteries of Minecraft. Remember, the truth is out there…and it’s waiting for you on our server. Join now and become a part of the ultimate conspiracy theory adventure!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	97/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	12	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Phantom Knights Defeated:	8	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	19	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5
Void Armor Forged:	22	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

Players:	102/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Alien Abductions:	0	Holy Grails Found:	5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	6	Enchanted Armories Found:	9
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1