| Players: | 96/500 | Votes: | 8701 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 16 | Infinity Stones Found: | 6 |
| Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 3 | Mines Excavated: | 3101 |
| Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 6 | Spectral Entities Defeated: | 4 |
| Powerful Allies Recruited: | 5 | Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 31 |
| Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 1 | Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 17 |
| Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 0 | Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 2 |
| Battle Standards Raised: | 14 | Twisted Realms Survived: | 1 |
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| Players: | 92/700 | Votes: | 846 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Heroic Legacies Created: | 6 | Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 3 |
| Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 2 | Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 14 |
| Phantom Ships Sailed: | 5 | Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 3 |
| Ores Mined: | 9988 | Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 3 |
| Eerie Music Discs Played: | 4 | Haunted Forests Traversed: | 6 |
| Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 1 | Forbidden Relics Collected: | 5 |
| Living Shadows Defeated: | 2 | Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 69 |
| Players: | 110/400 | Votes: | 7488 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Dragon Hoards Looted: | 3 | Magical Moments Shared: | 14 |
| Elemental Crystals Collected: | 67 | Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 7 |
| Battle Standards Raised: | 13 | Endless Legions Commanded: | 13 |
| Infernal Machines Built: | 1 | Crystal Wands Charged: | 15 |
| Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 1 | Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 2 |
| Gryphons Tamed: | 2 | Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 3 |
| Holy Grails Found: | 1 | Crops Grown: | 8223 |
| Server Information |
|---|
| Host: Max8abug |
| Server Features: Creative server, no-griefing survival SMP, griefing allowed SMP |
| Server Maps: SMP maps won’t reset |
| Updates: Server is actively updated and maintained |
| Events: Player events with survival rewards |
| Minigames: Spleef |
| IP: moonbat.ddns.net |
| Version: 1.21.4 |
A: You can join the server by connecting to the IP: moonbat.ddns.net
A: No, the SMP maps won’t reset so your progress will be safe
A: Player events with survival rewards are occasionally run on the server
A: Minigames such as spleef have recently been added
| Players: | 99/900 | Votes: | 9296 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Magical Frogs Kissed: | 2 | Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 7 |
| Meteorites Collected: | 4 | Meteorite Armor Created: | 29 |
| Demon Skulls Collected: | 31 | Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 3 |
| Astral Projections Made: | 4 | Soul Swords Wielded: | 6 |
| Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 2 | Evil Twin Fights: | 5 |
| Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 28 | Teleportation Mishaps: | 1 |
| Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 9 | Enchanted Armories Found: | 6 |
| Players: | 94/900 | Votes: | 2228 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Secret Passages Found: | 2 | Farms Harvested: | 705 |
| Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 2 | Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 8 |
| Cursed Swords Broken: | 3 | Astral Orbs Gathered: | 15 |
| Legendary Titles Earned: | 1 | Legendary Heroes Trained: | 5 |
| Emeralds Found: | 3208 | Cosmic Pies Baked: | 9 |
| Void Gems Collected: | 40 | Backwards Speech Heard: | 5 |
| Eerie Music Discs Played: | 4 | Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 4 |
Join us and let off steam by building epic structures, battling mobs, and exploring endless possibilities. No need to worry about losing your ball here – unless a creeper blows it up, that is!
Our community is full of responsible pet owners who will never let their dogs destroy your precious items. And if they do, just ask for a new one and they’ll gladly oblige – in Minecraft, of course!
So come on, leave the real world drama behind and join our server for some epic adventures and laughs. Who knows, you might even find a virtual ball to play fetch with!
| Players: | 98/800 | Votes: | 2571 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 0 | Mimic Chests Discovered: | 4 |
| Soul Swords Wielded: | 2 | Forbidden Tomes Read: | 2 |
| Undead Armies Raised: | 2 | Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 5 |
| Cursed Statues Activated: | 4 | Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 10 |
| Infernal Machines Built: | 0 | Secret Libraries Discovered: | 3 |
| Wyrmholes Dug: | 7 | Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 1 |
| Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 3 | Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 2 |
Join our server and experience the thrill of constantly being ignored by your fellow players, just like how BIL ignores your requests to keep the bathroom window open. Watch as your virtual houseguests take advantage of your hospitality and refuse to clean up after themselves, just like BIL and his dirty clothes.
But wait, there’s more! Our server offers the ultimate challenge of dealing with entitled and arrogant players who think they can just mooch off of you forever. Experience the tension and strain of living with someone who just won’t leave, all while trying to maintain your sanity in a world filled with chaos.
So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will make you question your life choices and test your patience to the max, join us now! Who needs therapy when you can play on our server and experience the ultimate emotional rollercoaster?
| Players: | 102/300 | Votes: | 1006 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 2 | Infinite Doors Opened: | 2 |
| Endless Mazes Solved: | 1 | Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 6 |
| Meteorites Collected: | 2 | Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 18 |
| Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 14 | Lunar Scepters Activated: | 11 |
| Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 4 | Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 3 |
| Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 1 | Royal Decrees Issued: | 0 |
| Heroic Legacies Created: | 1 | Alternate Realities Explored: | 2 |
But wait, there’s more. The PvP arena is actually a giant hot dog eating contest, and the winner gets a pet dragon that farts rainbows. And don’t even get me started on the shopping district, it’s like a mall but with llamas as security guards and parrots as cashiers. And the best part? The nether is actually a tropical beach with pigmen in hula skirts serving you drinks with little umbrellas in them.
So yeah, if you wanna join the most insane, wacky, and totally bonkers Minecraft SMP ever, hit me up for the IP. Trust me, you won’t regret it. It’s like, a rollercoaster of chaos and fun and memes and just pure awesomeness. See you there, my fellow blockheads!
| Players: | 103/1000 | Votes: | 9523 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 4 | Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 13 |
| Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 1 | Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 3 |
| Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 4 | Villages Defended: | 15 |
| Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 2 | Soul Swords Wielded: | 3 |
| World-Altering Spells Cast: | 1 | Portal Loops Escaped: | 2 |
| Crystal Wands Charged: | 10 | Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 1 |
| Cursed Lands Purified: | 5 | Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 4 |
| Players: | 102/300 | Votes: | 428 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 3 | Titanic Battles Fought: | 27 |
| Talking Trees Consulted: | 4 | Soul Swords Wielded: | 6 |
| Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 1 | Cosmic Pies Baked: | 10 |
| Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 3 | Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 3 |
| Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 0 | Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 15 |
| Evil Portals Destroyed: | 1 | Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 1 |
| Living Statues Befriended: | 0 | Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 1 |
join our minecraft server and be part of the action! build your own trade empire and take down your enemies with tariffs and sanctions. it’s gonna be epic, eh?
plus, we got a secret underground bunker where you can hide from the fallout of the trade war. trust us, you’re gonna need it when things get crazy.
so come on, eh? join our server and let’s show those red states and trump allies who’s boss in the world of trade wars. it’s gonna be a boot stompin’ good time, eh?
| Players: | 90/600 | Votes: | 3442 |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 5496 | Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 1 |
| Cursed Amulets Found: | 5 | Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 1 |
| Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 7 | Forbidden Tomes Read: | 2 |
| Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 2 | Alternate Realities Explored: | 3 |
| Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 9 | Cursed Villages Purged: | 3 |
| Votes: | 4490 | Mineshafts Explored: | 3 |
| Whispering Caves Entered: | 8 | Meteorite Armor Created: | 30 |
| Players: | 110/200 | Votes: | 2339 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 1 | Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 3 |
| Cursed Swords Broken: | 3 | Phantom Rings Equipped: | 24 |
| Infernal Machines Built: | 0 | Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 1 |
| Void Gems Collected: | 13 | Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 3 |
| Paranormal Events Investigated: | 1 | Cursed Statues Activated: | 3 |
| Rainbows Spotted: | 2 | Enchanted Armories Found: | 8 |
| Demonic Pacts Formed: | 2 | Lost Cities Unearthed: | 1 |
| Players: | 103/800 | Votes: | 8661 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 3 | Zombie Dances: | 10 |
| Magic Crystals Found: | 22 | Time-Warping Watches Found: | 2 |
| Invisible Pathways Walked: | 8 | Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 3 |
| Powerful Allies Recruited: | 3 | God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 15 |
| Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 11 | Magic Wands Crafted: | 7 |
| Secret Libraries Discovered: | 4 | Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 7 |
| Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 4 | Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 12 |
| About TCT |
|---|
| IP: thecraftytable.com |
Welcome to The Crafty Table! We are a small scale, semi-vanilla, survival server with our own creative world. Our community will welcome you with open arms.
We recently did a hard reset of our server for 1.21.1! Meaning there is plenty of unclaimed land to explore.
Our plugins:
What makes us unique?
One of our biggest unique features is our democracy on the server. We allow our players a lot of influence over our world, from plugin suggestions and rules to expansions and our staffing team, if you have an opinion on what you would like to see change on the server our ears are open.
We host proposals through our Discord where you can put forward such changes which are then discussed and voted on by our community in our meetings at 8pm GMT on Saturdays.
We also host a monthly MVP vote for your chance to highlight outstanding players of TCT.
Key links:
TCT News: This weekend is our reset of our resetting overworld, desert and raid end!
| Question | Answer |
|---|---|
| What version is the server currently on? | We recently did a hard reset of our server for version 1.21.1. |
| When are your community meetings held? | Our community meetings are held on Saturdays at 8pm GMT. |
| How can I suggest changes for the server? | You can suggest changes through our Discord channel where proposals are discussed and voted on by the community. |
| Players: | 103/200 | Votes: | 5152 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 477 | Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 5 |
| Rune Stones Activated: | 11 | Sentient Weapons Trained: | 1 |
| Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 7 | Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 1 |
| Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 2 | Curse of Binding Applied: | 2 |
| Battle Standards Raised: | 15 | Underground Cities Explored: | 2 |
| Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 1 | Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 2 |
| Celestial Crowns Worn: | 3 | Phantom Blocks Placed: | 4 |
Join us if you want to experience the thrill of battling evil mobs while wearing a tutu made of enchanted golden apples.
Our community is so lit, it’s like a party in the Nether with a bunch of dancing creepers.
And don’t even get me started on our custom plugins – they’re crazier than a chicken trying to ride a pig.
So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and let’s conquer the blocky world together!
| Players: | 110/1000 | Votes: | 3271 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Celestial Crowns Worn: | 1 | Astral Staffs Crafted: | 7 |
| Epic Battles Fought: | 18 | Cursed Scrolls Read: | 2 |
| Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 0 | Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 1 |
| Gryphons Tamed: | 2 | Astral Mages Summoned: | 4 |
| Enchanted Forests Planted: | 8 | Crystal Caves Mapped: | 10 |
| Cursed Taverns Survived: | 2 | Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 2 |
| Mines Excavated: | 1893 | Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 1 |
On our server, you won’t have to worry about your dad’s fiancée telling you to “check yourself” or dropping F-bombs on you. Instead, you’ll be surrounded by friendly players who just want to have fun and enjoy the game.
Plus, on our server, you won’t have to worry about missing out on family movie nights because your dad is glued to his phone. In fact, our server is so engaging that you won’t even want to look at your phone while playing!
So, if you’re looking for a drama-free, phone-free, and F-bomb-free environment to unwind and relax, then join our Minecraft server today! Who needs real life when you have a virtual world full of fun and adventure waiting for you?
| Players: | 102/1000 | Votes: | 2880 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| New Chunks Explored: | 426826 | Teleportation Mishaps: | 5 |
| Gnome Villages Protected: | 6 | Mysterious Portals Opened: | 20 |
| Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 3 | Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 17 |
| Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 1 | Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 45 |
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 2373 | Glitched Entities Encountered: | 0 |
| Phantom Rings Equipped: | 22 | Ancient Ruins Explored: | 1 |
| Chaos Gates Opened: | 2 | God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 3 |
Immerse yourself in a world where logic and reason are thrown out the window, just like how my BF refuses to believe that the ACP is no longer a thing. Will you be the one to finally convince him that the program is gone, or will you join him in his quest to sign up for something that doesn’t exist?
With outrageous twists and turns at every corner, our Minecraft server will leave you questioning everything you thought you knew. So come on in and see if you have what it takes to navigate the chaos of the ACP (or lack thereof) on our server!
| Players: | 101/200 | Votes: | 9237 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 3 | Cursed Swords Broken: | 3 |
| Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 18 | Lost Cities Unearthed: | 4 |
| Emeralds Found: | 4135 | Meteorites Collected: | 0 |
| Pirate Ships Captured: | 0 | Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 7 |
| Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 0 | Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 4 |
| Phantom Rings Equipped: | 16 | Wilderness Tamed: | 18 |
| Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 2 | Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 13 |
And get this, the server has a secret underground disco party where all the mobs dance to dubstep, it’s lit AF. Plus, there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden apples that give you superpowers like flying and shooting lasers from your eyes.
Oh, and did I mention that the admin is a talking potato who grants wishes if you sacrifice a stack of emeralds? Yeah, it’s totally legit, I wished for a pet unicorn and now I ride around on rainbows spreading glitter everywhere.
So come join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft adventure, where your last Google search could be the key to your ultimate demise (unless it’s how to survive a zombie apocalypse, then you’re golden). See you in the game, my fellow blockheads!
