Zoomers MC Servers – New Minecraft Servers

Nightshade SMP: Where Boomers and Zoomers peacefully coexist. No boomers allowed!

discord server, Ip:, Boomers, zoomers, world border
Nightshade SMP Server Overview

Server Features No land claim plugins

No pay-to-win system

Graves spawn upon death

Friendly community and staff

Planned server events

Bedrock crossplay

FAQ

How do I join the server?

To join our whitelist, please complete the application process on our Discord server. Once submitted, we will notify you upon acceptance.

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CommercialsAreLame Minecraft SMP

brainwashed, brand loyalty., subconscious influence, commercials, zoomers

Are you tired of being brainwashed by commercials like those silly zoomers? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft SMP, we have banned all commercials! That’s right, no more mind control through ads telling you what to buy or how to think.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over the land with an iron beak. Join our SMP and you may just have the chance to challenge him to a chicken dance-off for the title of Poultry Prince(ss)!

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a secret underground disco party where all the mobs let loose and dance the night away. Who knew creepers had such killer dance moves?

So come join us on our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP, where the only thing brainwashing you will be the sheer fun and chaos that awaits!

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ZoomerZombieBods Minecraft SMP

mental health, health, self esteem, screen time, body positivity

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Come join our wacky and wild SMP where the only rule is to have fun!

Our server is home to the most outrageous builds and the craziest adventures. Want to fight a dragon with a rubber chicken? We got you covered. How about riding a llama into battle against an army of creepers? Totally doable.

But that’s not all – we have the most insane events like the annual “Pig Racing Championship” where players compete to see who can ride a pig the fastest through an obstacle course. And don’t even get us started on our legendary “TNT Cannon Wars” where chaos reigns supreme.

So why do zoomers have such messed up bodies? Because they’ve been playing on our server too much, laughing their butts off and having the time of their lives. Join us and see for yourself – just be prepared for the wildest ride of your Minecraft life!

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Minecraft SMP: >Your favorite game/studio managed to CreeperBomb

gamestudio, favorite game, managed, post, smp

Are you tired of playing on servers overrun by zoomers and twitterfaggots? Look no further, because our Minecraft SMP is the perfect place for you!

Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and hilarious shenanigans. Our server is so exclusive that even your favorite game/studio couldn’t handle the chaos and had to shut down before we could infect them with our epicness.

From building giant statues of memes to organizing epic PvP battles with ridiculous weapons, there’s never a dull moment on our server. So come on, join us and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might even become a legend in our wacky world!

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FroggyBiz Minecraft SMP – Ribbiting Adventures in a Den of Gullible Frogs

Frogs, Sensitive, tranny janny, market, clown dimension

Welcome to our wacky Minecraft SMP where the frogs are gullible and the market is our playground! Dive into the clown dimension with us and uncover the secrets of our insane world.

But beware, the zoomers are on the loose and reddit raids are a common occurrence. And don’t even get us started on the tranny janny causing chaos.

Join us if you dare, and be prepared to fend off the chainlink gay cult who are out to steal our froggy secrets. It’s a wild ride, but hey, where else can you find such a unique and crazy Minecraft experience?

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LazyZoomersMC Server

“Youth, societal expectations, discrimination, generation z, employment

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where everyone just builds the same old houses and mines for diamonds all day? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wacky world where the economy is run by a group of mischievous villagers who will do anything to make a profit.

Forget about mining for diamonds, on our server you’ll be mining for chocolate bars and unicorn horns! That’s right, we’ve got a whole new set of resources to collect and trade with other players. And don’t even get us started on the crazy quests our villagers will send you on – from rescuing a group of llamas from a band of evil skeletons to baking a giant cake for the annual village festival, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

So come join us and see if you have what it takes to survive in our wild and wacky world. Who knows, you might even become the richest player in the server – just watch out for those sneaky villagers, they’re always looking for a way to make a profit!

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ZoomerThrob Minecraft Server

zoomers, Zoomers splurge, THROB, Minecraft, tags

Are you tired of boring, ordinary Minecraft servers? Well, look no further! Our server is so lit that even Zoomers can’t resist splurging and throbbing uncontrollably to it. And don’t even get us started on the mobs – they’re so hot, they make Steve look like he’s melting! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and outrageous shenanigans. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

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CraftyCube Minecraft Server

workforce shortage, CraftyCube, lack of motivation, work ethic problems, ENTITLEMENT

Are you tired of lazy millennials and zoomers ruining the country with their lack of work ethic? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, we only allow the most hardworking and dedicated players to join!

Join us and escape the real world where lazy workers are a thing of the past. Our server is run by a team of dedicated staff members who work tirelessly to ensure your gaming experience is top-notch.

We have insane stories of players who have built entire cities single-handedly, mined for diamonds for days on end, and defeated the Ender Dragon with nothing but a wooden sword. If you think you have what it takes to join our elite group of players, then come on down and show us what you’re made of.

Don’t let the lazy workers of the real world bring you down. Join our Minecraft server and be a part of a community that values hard work and dedication above all else. Let’s show those lazy millennials and zoomers what real ambition looks like!

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SaltyCraft Minecraft Server

iowa, Minecraft, Federal employees, Right Wing ideology, zoomers

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers? Looking for a place where chaos reigns and hilarity ensues? Look no further, because our server is the place for you!

Join us and experience the madness of #MAGA mania! Our portal will have you questioning everything you thought you knew about politics. We ask the tough questions like “Do you prefer building walls or bridges in Minecraft?” and “Would you rather fight a creeper-sized duck or a duck-sized creeper?”

But that’s not all! We are on a mission to replace all Federal employees with fresh graduates who have a strong Right Wing ideology. Who needs experienced civil servants when you can have Joe Blow from Iowa building your Minecraft empire?

So grab your pickaxe and join us for a wild ride filled with laughs, chaos, and maybe even a little bit of salt mining. See you on the server, where insanity is just a block away!

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HolyCraft Minecraft Server

amazed, Server, shocking behavior, mindlessly please, trying new things

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where things get wilder than a filmmaker trying to shock zoomers! Picture this: players eating cake made out of creeper flesh, drinking lava for hydration, and dancing naked in the Nether. It’s a place where the boundaries of normalcy are pushed to the limit, and where the only rule is to have a good time. Join us if you dare, and prepare to be amazed by the insanity that awaits you.

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