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Crafty Chemist’s Crappy Server

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	1535
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Farms Harvested:	914	Cosmic Pies Baked:	10
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where even our poo smells like chemicals! Why should you join us, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and their poo started smelling like lavender and unicorns. True story. But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco party where creepers bust out their best dance moves. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds and cake. So come join us, where the only limit is your imagination (and the smell of your poo)!

SnowbunnyCraft: Where white teens get snowed in with epic adventures!

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	1896
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Chimeras Created:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Enchantments Applied:	151	Villages Defended:	7

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and unpredictable as your Google search results? Look no further! Our server is like a crazy mix of huge black cocks pounding cute wonderbread American girls and ugly flabby white guys with average sized dicks! Join us for a truly unique gaming experience that will have you questioning everything you thought you knew about Minecraft. Who needs BBC memes when you can have a server this insane? Join now and prepare to be amazed (and maybe a little confused)!

YogurtCraft: Where cows play guitars and creepers bust a move! Rock out in our pixelated world!

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	7000
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Love Letters Sent:	2
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	25	Astral Orbs Gathered:	12
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	26
Battle Standards Raised:	11	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	20	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	4

Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! We’ve got more dances than a disco ball on steroids, with hits like “Angelfish,” “Pretender,” and “Watashi Idol Sengen” that will have you grooving all night long.

But wait, there’s more! Join us for the ultimate K-pop experience with “Violera,” where you can dance your heart out to the latest beats. And if you’re feeling hungry, why not take a break and listen to the soothing sounds of “Pizza”?

And if you’re looking for some 3D fun, we’ve got you covered with dances like “Kinyoubi no Ohayo” and “Yuki no Hana” that will have you feeling like you’re right in the middle of the action.

So why wait? Join us on this wild ride of music, dance, and pure insanity. Who knows, you might even spot Cirno doing the perfect math class dance in 3D! It’s all happening on our Minecraft server, where the fun never stops.

BorderBlockersCraft: Where devs troll with borders and blockades!

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	4369
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Astral Amulets Crafted:	18	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Battle Standards Raised:	12	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Star Shards Collected:	244
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7

Come join our Minecraft server where the devs have gone absolutely bonkers with their plot protection! They’ve built borders and blockades around high level areas to keep you from breaking the plot…or maybe they just don’t want you finding their secret stash of diamond blocks! Who knows what mysteries lie beyond those barriers – will you be the one to uncover the truth, or will you be forever stuck on the wrong side of the fence, staring longingly at the forbidden lands? Join now and embark on the craziest adventure of your Minecraft life!

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	4778
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	7
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Falling into the Void:	0
Emeralds Found:	7499	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Crops Grown:	2311	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join us, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, a player on our server accidentally turned their pet pig into a flying unicorn with rainbow wings. And guess what? The pig-icorn went on to lead an army of chickens in a battle against an army of evil llamas. It was epic, trust me.

But that’s not all! We have a secret underground disco party every Friday night where the creepers show off their killer dance moves. And rumor has it, there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with diamond blocks guarded by a pack of dancing skeletons.

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will keep you laughing, surprised, and entertained, then look no further. Join us now and experience the madness for yourself. And hey, who knows, maybe you’ll discover a secret potion that turns you into a talking sheep. The possibilities are endless!

GigCraft – Where Genshin Impact meets Minecraft! Join the adventure now!

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	1548
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	11
Dark Rituals Completed:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with adventure, mystery, and a sprinkle of chaos.

Picture this: you log onto our server and suddenly find yourself in a world where pigs can fly and cows can breakdance. Not only that, but our server has a secret underground disco club where the villagers go to party after dark. Trust us, you’ve never seen anything like it.

But wait, there’s more! Our server also has a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted gear. Rumor has it that only the bravest and most skilled players can find it. Will you be the one to uncover its secrets?

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft adventure of your life. Don’t miss out on the fun – join us today!

Crafty Chaos: Troll Edition – Pranking Tranny-Kun, Retart-San, and Z2Cuck Since Day 2!

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	1786
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	34
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	26
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	441
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	9

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is here to save the day! Join us and embark on epic quests to save the world from evil creepers and zombie invasions.

But wait, there’s more! On our server, you can ride on flying pigs, battle dragons with diamond swords, and even have dance parties with friendly villagers. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret underground disco club where you can show off your best dance moves.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that by joining our server, you’ll be helping to make the world a better place. How, you ask? Well, every time you defeat a mob or complete a quest, a tree is planted in real life! That’s right, you’ll be saving the environment one pixelated tree at a time.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on our wacky and wild Minecraft server and let’s save the world together!

LOLcraft: The Server Where Creepers Are More Aggressive Than Your Ex

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	740
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Falling into the Void:	1
Mythical Relics Collected:	13	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	52
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Mythical Quests Completed:	15	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	15
Magic Crystals Found:	9	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3

Are you tired of boring, vanilla Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is aggressive, frisky, and unceasingly horny! Sorry purityfags, but we’re all about that slut life here.

Join our server for a wild ride where anything goes! Build giant phallic structures, engage in scandalous roleplay, and unleash your inner freak. Our community is full of like-minded individuals who aren’t afraid to push the boundaries of decency.

So if you’re ready to let loose and have a good time, come join us on the most outrageous Minecraft server you’ll ever experience. Just remember to leave your inhibitions at the door!

Crafty McCraftface – Where Noobs Become Pros!

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	4467
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	4	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Ores Mined:	8533	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Divine Relics Bestowed:	13	Crystal Caves Mapped:	3
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Falling into the Void:	3
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as exclusive as a VIP club in the virtual world? Look no further than our server, where we only allow the elite indie vtubers with 500 viewers or more! Why settle for the normies when you can hang out with the cool kids who are killing it in the streaming game?

Don’t worry if your favorite vtuber only has 499 viewers, we’re not heartless! As long as they’re a Twitch partner or equivalent, they’re welcome to join the party. And hey, we even have a list of the top indie vtubers to keep you in the loop on who’s who in the virtual world.

But wait, there’s more! Need some SEEEEEEEEEX in your virtual life? We’ve got Koikatsu cards that will make your Minecraft experience a little steamier. And don’t forget to mark your calendar for the upcoming birthdays of your favorite chuubas – we take birthday celebrations very seriously around here.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server today and become part of the exclusive /lig/ club. Who knows, you might even spot a duck or two along the way!

Meme Origins: Tails Gets Banned Minecraft Server

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	1472
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Towns Built:	5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	16
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	7	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12
Rune Stones Activated:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old tired memes? Look no further, because our server is the ultimate meme paradise! Join us for a wild ride filled with outrageous stories and insane adventures.

Ever heard of the meme where Tails Gets Trolled and someone says, “Truly, these people are worse than Hitler”? Well, on our server, we take that meme to a whole new level. We’ve got Tails trolling Hitler himself in epic battles that will have you laughing until you cry.

And who could forget the classic Mario meme, “Worse than BOWSER”? On our server, Bowser is the hero and Mario is the villain, leading to hilarious showdowns that will leave you in stitches.

So why wait? Join our meme-tastic Minecraft server today and experience a whole new level of craziness!