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DickCraft: Where Big Black Cocks Roam Free

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	5831
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10
Treasure Maps Found:	10	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Crops Grown:	4877
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11	Runes Activated:	4
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Buildings Constructed:	33
Endless Legions Commanded:	35	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	49

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is where the real action is at! Join us for a wild ride filled with big black cocks…I mean chickens! Yes, chickens! Our server is home to the biggest, blackest, and most majestic chickens you’ve ever seen. Rumor has it that one lucky player even rode a giant chicken into battle against a horde of creepers! So if you’re looking for a server that’s not afraid to get a little cocky, then come join us and see if you can handle the big black cocks…I mean chickens!

Blocky Bedouins: Crafting Chaos in the Holy Land

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	5714
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Gods Slained:	2
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
New Chunks Explored:	743008	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Secret Passages Found:	6	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Phoenix Feathers Found:	5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is as wild as a pack of rabid llamas on a sugar high! Join us for a crazy ride through pixelated paradise where the pigs fly (literally, we have flying pigs) and the creepers do the cha-cha slide.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. One time, a player built a roller coaster that went so fast, it broke the sound barrier and sent everyone on the server into a parallel universe where diamonds grew on trees and zombies did the Macarena. True story.

But that’s not all! We also have epic PvP battles where players ride on top of giant chickens armed with diamond swords. And every full moon, the entire server transforms into werewolves and goes on a rampage through the virtual world. It’s like a Minecraft version of Twilight, but way cooler.

So, what are you waiting for? Join us on this insane journey through the land of blocky madness. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of imagination. See you on the other side, player!

Kek’s Holy Minecraft Madness

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	2791
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Towns Built:	9
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Secret Passages Found:	5	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	32	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Divine Spears Created:	15	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server where the drama is hotter than a Nether portal on fire! Join us as we witness the epic showdown between the legendary horse, Dramachuuba, and the infamous “Ramadan is a Festival” guy. Will Dramachuuba rise from the ashes like a Phoenix Block? Or will she be forever scarred by the epic roast?

But that’s not all folks! Our server is home to the rarest and most elusive mobs in all of Minecraft. From rainbow-colored creepers to dancing skeletons, you never know what you’ll encounter next. And don’t even get us started on the secret dungeons filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams.

So why wait? Join our server now and be a part of the craziest, most chaotic Minecraft adventure you’ll ever experience. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a stack of golden apples, because things are about to get wild!

CreepyCraft: Where Pedo-Relationships Are Not Allowed

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	5595
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	15	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	29	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	24	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Epic Shields Constructed:	11	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	458

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that don’t push the boundaries of societal norms? Look no further, because our server is all about embracing controversial topics like pedophile relationships! Join us for a wild ride as we challenge the status quo and shake up the gaming world. Who knew mining blocks could be so scandalous? So come on, don’t be a moralfag, join our server and let’s start a revolution in gaming together!

Smokin’ Jewcraft: Blaze it up with !M59JlscFkI

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	2226
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	11
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	24	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Looking for some excitement and chaos in your virtual life? Well, look no further! Join our server for a wild ride that will make you forget about impending nuclear doom!

Imagine this: you’re peacefully building your dream castle when suddenly, a drone strike hits your virtual world! Will you survive the fallout and rebuild, or will you go out in a blaze of glory? The choice is yours on our server!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with crazy adventures and wacky characters that will keep you entertained for hours on end. From exploding creepers to mischievous villagers, you never know what’s around the corner in our virtual world.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the thrill of virtual survival in the face of impending nuclear disaster. Who knew the end of the world could be so much fun?

HellCraft: Where Helldivers Rule and Diamonds Drool

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	9288
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	34
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Players Killed by Monsters:	2070	Astral Staffs Crafted:	20
Astral Amulets Crafted:	30	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	15
Astral Orbs Gathered:	19	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Crops Grown:	1947
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever play on! Imagine a world where you and your squad are Helldivers, fighting off alien threats in a galactic campaign to liberate planets. But wait, there’s more! Our server is so intense that even stepping on a landmine will have you laughing in disbelief.

Join us for outrageous battles, procedurally generated missions, and total strategic victory. And if that’s not enough, we have a wiki, guides, and equipment references to help you dominate the game. Plus, our latest patch and warbond will keep you on your toes.

So why wait? Dive into the madness of our Minecraft server and experience the thrill of being a Helldiver. Just be careful where you step!

DerpyCraft: Where the Most Nonsensical Things Happen

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	4911
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	11
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	17
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	4
Epic Battles Fought:	20	Horror Stories Survived:	3
Orbs of Power Found:	10	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Mysterious Portals Opened:	17	Star Shards Collected:	116
Dragon Scales Harvested:	273	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4

Are you tired of feeling lost and confused, like a kid with a guitar and no idea how to play it? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, we provide all the guidance and support you need to become a master builder in no time!

Just like how I went from clueless guitarist to shredding virtuoso, you can go from Minecraft noob to building wizard with our help. We’ll show you the basic blocks and tools you need to start crafting, and then you’ll be off on your own, creating epic structures that will leave your friends in awe.

Join us on this wild journey of self-discovery and creativity, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the block limit on the server, but who’s counting?). So come on, grab your pickaxe and let’s build something amazing together!

Holo’s Hub of Hilarity: Where Cute and Pure Collide in Minecraft!

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	1682
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Evil Lairs Raided:	6
Treasure Maps Found:	4	Orbs of Power Found:	11
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	15	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Divine Spears Created:	11	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Haunted Chests Opened:	8

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as adorable as your wife Holo? Look no further, because our server is filled with cute and pure fun! Join us for a chance to build a castle made entirely out of rainbow-colored blocks, ride on flying pigs, and battle evil zombies with fluffy bunnies as your sidekicks. Plus, rumor has it that if you find the secret diamond mine hidden deep within the server, you’ll unlock a magical portal to a land where unicorns roam free and cake grows on trees. So come on, join us and let’s make some Minecraft magic together!

Crafty McCraftface’s Realm of LOLs

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	2771
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Battle Standards Raised:	11	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	17
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Immortal Potions Brewed:	15	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you mine and build all day with no excitement? Well, say his name and join our server for a wild ride!

Legend has it that our server is haunted by the ghost of a creeper who loves to photobomb your screenshots. But don’t worry, he’s a friendly ghost who just wants to add some spice to your gameplay.

If you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted diamond pickaxes and golden apples. Just be careful of the lava pit trap that guards it – it’s been known to turn players into roasted marshmallows.

And if you’re feeling adventurous, take a trip to the Nether where you’ll find a secret disco party hosted by the Ender Dragon. Dance the night away with your fellow players and watch out for the zombie pigmen who have some killer dance moves.

So what are you waiting for? Say his name and join our server for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of courage – you’re gonna need it!

Crafty Neet Haven: Where No Healthcare, Just Blocks and Creepers!

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	241
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	5872	Buildings Constructed:	43
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Mysterious Portals Opened:	9
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	12	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	21	Dimension Hops:	2
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	48

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we offer the ultimate escape from the anti-neet Jewish scheme of real life! On our server, you can be a professional neet and never have to worry about working a day in your virtual life.

Imagine a world where you can own multiple homes, have an endless supply of food, and never have to leave your cozy virtual paradise to go to a grocery store. That’s right, on our server, you can live the neet dream without any pesky responsibilities.

Join us and experience the freedom of being a professional neet in a world where universal healthcare is a thing of the past. Say goodbye to the real world and hello to a life of virtual luxury on our server. Trust us, once you join, you’ll never want to leave!