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Blocky Babes Minecraft Server

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	6892
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	9	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	37	Mythical Relics Collected:	7
Love Letters Sent:	14	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	3
Herobrine Sightings:	0	Enchantments Applied:	92
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7

Are you tired of being oppressed and restricted in the land of the un-free? Well, come on down to the City of LoveAbortions Guaranteed, where women’s rights and women’s wrongs are not only allowed but celebrated! In this server, you can experience the freedom to be yourself and explore your wildest desires without judgment.

Our hot Frenchmen are waiting to shower you with love and respect, and best of all, sex is free with no commitment required! Don’t waste another minute being chained in America when you can join us in the land of the free and experience the true meaning of liberation. So pack your bags, leave your worries behind, and come join us in the City of LoveAbortions Guaranteed for a wild and unforgettable adventure!

””He did nothing wrong” Minecraft SMP”

bad, Bravery, controversy, criticism, Defense, discrimination, Ethics, fighting for the survival, He did nothing wrong, heroism, injustice, judgment, loyalty, Minecraft, morality, persecution, perspective, Righteousness, smp, society, VALUES, wrong, your people

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	7474
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	479	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	46	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Gnome Villages Protected:	8	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Wilderness Tamed:	19	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Fairy Circles Danced In:	4

Are you tired of boring old survival servers where you have to actually work for your resources and fight off mobs? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our Minecraft SMP where the only thing you have to worry about is fighting for the survival of your people… because apparently that’s a bad thing now?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the rarest and most elusive mob of them all: the Derpy Chicken. Legend has it that this chicken can grant you three wishes if you can catch it, but be warned, it’s faster than lightning and has a mean peck!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, our server is also home to the infamous Potato King, a player who has amassed a kingdom made entirely of potatoes. Rumor has it that he will trade you rare items for a single potato, but be careful, he’s a bit… potato crazy.

So come join our Minecraft SMP for a wild and wacky adventure that will have you laughing, crying, and questioning your sanity all at the same time!

BlockBrawl – Minecraft Server

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	8322
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	474
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3	Endless Night Skies:	3
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6
Enchanted Forests Planted:	7	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2
Crops Grown:	3155	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. We have a secret underground village filled with dancing llamas who are also expert builders. They will help you create the most mind-blowing structures you’ve ever seen.

2. Our PvP arena is actually a portal to another dimension where you can battle against giant chickens armed with diamond swords. It’s a clucking good time!

3. Need a break from mining? Head over to our virtual reality section where you can ride on the backs of flying pigs while shooting fireballs at creepers. It’s like a rollercoaster ride on steroids!

4. Oh, and did I mention that our server is actually run by a group of sentient Endermen who have a passion for organizing epic treasure hunts? You never know what kind of loot you’ll find!

So, what are you waiting for? Join our server and experience the craziest, most unpredictable adventures Minecraft has to offer!

That’s How Human History Goes Minecraft SMP

agriculture invention, ancient history, Civilization, civilization birth, future is female, gaia, great deluges, History, Human, human evolution, hunter-gatherer lifestyle, Lilith, matriarchal society, men in civilization, Minecraft, Mother Earth worship, Mother Goddess, neolithic revolution, patriarchal society, primordial, skyfather, smp, societal transition, spiritual traditions

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	4331
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	5452	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	34	Titanic Battles Fought:	20
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8
Cosmic Pies Baked:	3	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0

Looking for a Minecraft SMP that will make you question the very fabric of human history? Look no further! Join our server where we reenact the great betrayal of humanity by the mother goddess through epic deluges and wild animal taming.

Experience the neolithic revolution like never before as you cultivate crops and watch your lifespan decrease before your very eyes. But hey, at least you’ll be part of the birth of civilization, right?

Join us as we explore the transition from the nurturing “Gaia” to the unpredictable demon “Lilith” in a world where only men can sustain civilization. Who needs the future to be female when you can join our insane Minecraft SMP and rewrite history in the most outrageous way possible?

Snowflake Society Minecraft Server

Based, boomercon, complement, cute, dc, democrats, election, FEMINIST, Israeli controlled, kamala, love, Minecraft, Server, Shill, snowflake, society, trump, valid, validation, voters, Wedge, white men, white women, Whitepill

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	4115
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	8	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4
Divine Scrolls Written:	17	Farms Harvested:	221
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Dark Rituals Completed:	6	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	7

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we celebrate the real whitepill from this election! Forget about politics, let’s talk about why you should join us in this blocky world of fun.

Reasons to join our server: 1. We have a secret underground bunker where we hide all the rare diamonds and emeralds. Only the most dedicated players can find it! 2. Our server is protected by a team of white knight warriors who will defend you from any creeper attacks. Safety first! 3. We have a special quest where you have to find and rescue all the lost white women in the world of Minecraft. They’re counting on you! 4. Our server is filled with heckin’ cute white women who will trade you rare items in exchange for compliments and validation. They’re the real MVPs! 5. We have a special event every week where we gather around a campfire and sing songs about the importance of white women in our lives. It’s a real tearjerker.

So come join us on this epic Minecraft adventure, where white women are based, cute, and totally valid. Let’s build a world where everyone is loved and appreciated, one block at a time!

Minecraft SMP – Girls’ Frontline General

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	1522
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	40	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	11
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	7
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Unseen Monsters Slain:	8	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP server you’ll ever lay your blocky eyes on! We don’t just build houses and mine for diamonds, oh no. We have insane stories that will make your jaw drop and your pickaxe shake with excitement.

Join us for a chance to battle against the legendary Ender Dragon while riding on the backs of flying pigs! That’s right, we’ve modded the game to include flying pigs as mounts. Don’t believe us? Well, you’ll just have to join to find out!

But wait, there’s more! We also have a secret underground city filled with treasure chests that are guarded by zombie villagers who can breakdance like there’s no tomorrow. And if you manage to defeat them, you’ll be rewarded with the rarest loot in all of Minecraft.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP server now and prepare to embark on the craziest, most hilarious adventure of your blocky life. And remember, always bully seaniggers and lurk for 2 months before posting in the chat. Let the madness begin!

Danmachi Minecraft Server

action, Adventure, adventure anime, Anime, anime characters, bell cranel, danmachi, Dungeon, FAMÍLIA, FANTASY, Freya Cranel, Goddess, Gods, Hestia, Japanese light novel series, light novel, Magic, Minecraft, Mythology, romance, Server, sword

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	4887
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Phantom Blocks Placed:	6
Magic Items Found:	1831	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	27	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Shadow Figures Spotted:	9	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Magic Wands Crafted:	8	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	10
New Chunks Explored:	321424	Elemental Crystals Collected:	41

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Join us on Freya Cranel for a wild ride filled with unicorns, dragons, and talking llamas.

Our server is home to the rarest and most powerful blocks in all of Minecraft – including diamond-encrusted obsidian and glow-in-the-dark emerald ore. But be warned, these blocks are guarded by a mischievous group of flying pigs who will stop at nothing to protect their treasure.

If you’re looking for a challenge, try your hand at our custom-built dungeons filled with deadly traps and puzzles. Rumor has it that the legendary Ender Dragon himself makes an appearance every Tuesday for a game of chess.

But the real reason to join Freya Cranel? Our weekly costume parties where players can dress up as their favorite Minecraft mobs and compete in dance-offs judged by none other than Notch himself. Plus, every new player receives a complimentary pet llama named Larry who will follow you around and serenade you with show tunes.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on Freya Cranel for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just watch out for those flying pigs – they’re a sneaky bunch!

Windows Server Needful Minecraft SMP

administrators, backup strategy, Heimdal, IT, KB5044284, License, microsoft, Minecraft, needful, operating system upgrade, security update, Server, Server Management, smp, software update, system upgrade, unexpected upgrade, upgrade issue, web app security, windows, Windows Server, Windows Server 2022, Windows Server 2025, Windows Update API

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	6445
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	13
Cozy Campfires Lit:	19	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Shadow Figures Spotted:	9	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	26	Epic Weapons Forged:	2
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers? Well, have we got a surprise for you! Join our Minecraft SMP where unexpected appearances are the norm! Just like how Windows Server 2025 unexpectedly upgraded itself, you never know what crazy upgrades and surprises await you on our server!

Imagine logging on one day to find that your entire base has been transformed into a futuristic wonderland, complete with flying pigs and rainbow sheep! That’s the kind of excitement you can expect on our server.

And don’t worry about rolling back to a previous version, because once you join our SMP, there’s no going back! Embrace the chaos and see just how effective your Minecraft skills really are.

So come join us and experience the thrill of the unexpected on our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP. Who knows, you might even find yourself face to face with a dancing creeper or a singing Enderman!

MetaBox – Shop for Blocks Minecraft server

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	9352
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	3
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Endless Night Skies:	3
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7	Cosmic Pies Baked:	8
Zombie Dances:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	16
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Titanic Battles Fought:	14	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1

Looking for a quality store for blocks? Then you should go to MetaBox ✨!

What do we offer?

→ More than 15 detailed locations ✨→ Unique items ✨

→ Responsive support on the Discord server ✨

→ Lots of cool mechanics ✨

→ Cash payments to some top places at the end of the wipe ✨

→ Support for versions 1.16.5 – 1.20.6 ✨

If you wish, you can:

→ Buy yourself a set and go PvP between other players ✨

→ Loot mystical chests every 30 minutes ✨

→ Or just develop calmly ✨

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Make America Great Again Minecraft Server

America, Campaign, Economy, education, election, foreign relations, Government, Great, Healthcare, immigration, Infrastructure, Jobs, leadership, Minecraft, national security, policy, Politics, president, Promise, Server, slogan, trump, will he make america great again

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	5834
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	145	Titanic Battles Fought:	17
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Mythical Relics Collected:	18	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	19
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	47
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14

Are you tired of the same old Minecraft servers with boring gameplay and no excitement? Well, look no further because our server is here to make Minecraft great again! Join us and embark on a wild adventure filled with exploding chickens, dancing creepers, and a quest to find the legendary diamond-encrusted cheeseburger!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret underground disco party where even the Ender Dragon likes to bust a move. And rumor has it that if you can find the hidden treasure chest at the bottom of the ocean, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical squid named Squishy.

So why wait? Join our server now and let’s make Minecraft great again – one hilarious adventure at a time!