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Roshi Derp Minecraft SMP

Annoying russian girl, Derp, long tail tag, Minecraft, on-screen, ROSHI, Roshidere, sister, smp

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	3802
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	22
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Divine Relics Bestowed:	10
Dark Rituals Completed:	3	Void Armor Forged:	29
Battle Standards Raised:	6	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12	Gods Slained:	2
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky Minecraft SMP where the sister of the owner randomly pops up on screen to give unsolicited advice and the annoying Russian girl keeps trying to steal everyone’s diamonds!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over all poultry with an iron beak. Join his army of feathered warriors as they battle against the evil Sheep Empire, led by the diabolical Wooly Warlord.

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a secret underground disco party hosted by a group of rebellious villagers who love to break it down to the latest Minecraft hits. So what are you waiting for? Join our insane Minecraft SMP today and be prepared for a wild ride unlike any other!

Dawntrail Minecraft Server

All Saints’ Wake, Badlands Chugs Watch Party, Balmung, crystal, DAWNTRAIL, Dynamis, Famfrit, Femlala Friday tea party, final fantasy xiv, Free Companies, Goblet, Golem, Halloween Musicals, Lavender Beds, Letter from the Producer LIVE LXXXIV, Linkshells, MEETUPS, Minecraft, Moogle Treasure Trove, Resources, Server, Spooky Club, The Crow, Voting, Wolf’s Pier, x files

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	303
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	15	Divine Relics Bestowed:	13
Emeralds Found:	1262	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4
Forbidden Relics Collected:	6	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Fairy Circles Danced In:	4	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Soul Contracts Signed:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us for a wild ride filled with Moogle Treasure Troves, All Saints’ Wake celebrations, and meetups that will blow your mind!

Picture this: a tea party with Golems, a spooky club with X-files and voting, and even a Halloween musical extravaganza! And don’t even get us started on the Pre-Halloween Badlands Chugs Watch Party – it’s gonna be lit!

My Back Minecraft SMP

Minecraft, smp

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	3415
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Immortal Potions Brewed:	6	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	61
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	7
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4
Magical Frogs Kissed:	8	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Enchanted Forests Planted:	4	Divine Relics Bestowed:	6

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! We have a secret underground disco party every Friday night where the creepers show off their best dance moves. Plus, our admin is actually a wizard who can turn your diamond pickaxe into a magical wand that shoots fireballs (just be careful not to burn down your house). And don’t even get me started on our annual llama race where you can ride your trusty steed through obstacle courses and win fabulous prizes like enchanted golden carrots! So come join us and experience the wackiest, wildest Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen. Just be prepared for the unexpected… like that time a herd of zombie pigs invaded the village and started a rebellion against the villagers. Ah, good times.

What is the IP for Lana’s Life Minecraft Server?

Gaming, Lanas, Life, Minecraft, OnlineGaming, roblox, Server

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	4454
Rating:	4.3 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Void Armor Forged:	14	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	29
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11
Mythical Quests Completed:	47	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	44	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Whispering Caves Entered:	6
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2

Lana is a successful businesswoman and entrepreneur with a passion for helping others. She started her own company at a young age and has since built it into a thriving enterprise. Lana is known for her dedication to giving back to her community through various charitable initiatives. In her free time, she enjoys traveling, practicing yoga, and spending time with her loved ones. Lana is a true inspiration to those around her and continues to make a positive impact in the world.

Social Justice Warriors Minecraft Server

activism, beta male, Cultural Marxism, DEI, Diversity equity and inclusion, feminism, gender equality, identity politics, intersectionality, Justice, Left-wing politics, liberal, Minecraft, Political Correctness, political ideology, Progressivism, Server, SJW, Social, Social Activism, social justice, SOCIAL JUSTICE WARRIOR, the left, Warriors, Woke

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	4931
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1	Immortal Anvils Forged:	11
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	18	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	5968
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Pirate Ships Raided:	1

Are you tired of being called a beta male for caring about social justice and diversity? Do you want a Minecraft server where you can be your woke self without fear of being attacked by the right-wing trolls? Look no further, because our server is the perfect safe space for all you SJWs out there!

Join us and fight against the oppression of the patriarchy with your pixelated pickaxe! Build a utopia where everyone is treated equally, regardless of their block color or skin tone. Take down the capitalist pigs who hoard all the diamonds and distribute the wealth among the proletariat!

But beware, the right-wing trolls are always trying to infiltrate our server and spread their toxic masculinity. Show them that love and tolerance always triumph over hate and ignorance. So join us now and let’s create a Minecraft world where DEI reigns supreme and the beta males are the true alphas!

Country Minecraft SMP – Real Women Over Porn

Country, Minecraft, porn, real, smp, Women

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	3363
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	32	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Treasure Maps Found:	4
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	11
Meteorites Collected:	4	Mythical Swords Crafted:	37
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	13
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	26	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11

Are you tired of people choosing pixelated porn over real women in your country? Well, do we have the perfect solution for you! Join our Minecraft SMP where the only “blocky” relationships you’ll have to worry about are with creepers and villagers. Say goodbye to the woes of modern dating and hello to building epic structures and battling mobs with your new virtual friends. Who needs real-life drama when you can have virtual adventures that will blow your mind (literally, thanks to those pesky creepers)? Join us now and start crafting your way to a better, blockier future!

Pixel Love Minecraft Server

Anime, anime adaptation, comedy, FANTASY, husband and wife, invisible Man, Iwatobineko, love, Manga, Marriage, Minecraft, Otoko to Ningen Onna, oumei, PIXEL, romance, ROMANCECHADS, romcom, Server, Sonouchi Fuufu ni Naru Futari, Supernatural, THE INVISIBLE MAN AND HIS SOON-TO-BE WIFE, winning

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	3292
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	9
Dragon Eggs Found:	2059	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4	Towns Built:	1
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Cursed Amulets Found:	3

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for the wackiest adventures in the land of blocky goodness.

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly, a ghostly figure appears before you. But don’t worry, it’s just the Invisible Man looking for his soon-to-be wife! Will you help him find love in this supernatural romcom manga come to life?

But that’s not all! We have ROMANCECHADS roaming around, ready to sweep you off your blocky feet with their charming pick-up lines and dashing armor. Who needs diamonds when you have a ROMANCECHAD by your side?

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this crazy journey filled with love, laughter, and maybe a few explosions (we can’t promise anything). Don’t miss out on the fun, because on our server, anything is possible!

The Secret Agent Minecraft SMP

agent, Minecraft, secret, smp

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	4869
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10	Phantom Knights Defeated:	7
Dragon Eggs Found:	1389	Divine Scrolls Written:	24
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Meteorites Collected:	2
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5

Welcome to TRVKE, the most epic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our spawn town is actually a giant llama-shaped castle, where the llamas are the rulers and demand sacrifices of wool and hay from all players.

2. Our Nether is a disco party zone, complete with glowstone dance floors and zombie pigmen DJs spinning fire beats.

3. The End dimension is not just for fighting the Ender Dragon – it’s also a tropical vacation spot with sandy beaches and End crystal cocktails.

4. Our community events include synchronized swimming competitions in lava lakes and pig racing tournaments where the winner gets a diamond-encrusted saddle.

5. Rumor has it that there’s a secret underground base where all the server admins live like mole people, plotting world domination through pixelated shenanigans.

So what are you waiting for? Join TRVKE now and dive into a world of madness, mayhem, and Minecraft magic!

Dub City Minecraft Server

achievement, aspirations, city, Dedication, determination, dreams, Dub, dubs, goals, growth, hard work, inspiration, Minecraft, motivation, perseverance, persistence, positivity, self improvement, Server, success, triumph, Victory, WINNERS, winning

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	5144
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	23
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Mythical Relics Collected:	8
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17	Phantom Blocks Placed:	6
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Immortal Potions Brewed:	6	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Love Letters Sent:	14

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where everyone is a noob? Well, look no further because on our server, only WINNERS get dubs! We’re talking about epic battles, insane builds, and non-stop action that will have you on the edge of your seat (or gaming chair) at all times.

Join us if you want to prove that you’re the ultimate Minecraft champion. We’ve got challenges that will test your skills to the max, and only the most skilled players will come out on top. Plus, rumor has it that the server is haunted by a ghostly creeper who only explodes on players who can’t handle the heat.

But don’t worry, we also have a secret hidden treasure that only the bravest adventurers can find. Legend has it that it’s guarded by a pack of diamond-armored pigs who will stop at nothing to protect their loot. Are you up for the challenge?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and show the world that you’re a true Minecraft pro. Just remember, only WINNERS get dubs, so bring your A-game or prepare to be left in the dust.

Baker Brit Minecraft SMP – Bread Making Pro

assault, assisted dying, asylum seekers, Australia, Axed, Baker, bbc comedy, Bread, Brit, CPS, drug capital, Europe, Farage, Fire, Glasgow, grenfell, heroin addiction, Indigenous senator, jeremy clarkson, king charles, labour, London, making, milkshake, Minecraft, POL, Prison, PRO, racist abuse, reparations, rioter, Slavery, smp, Starmer, Vegetarian

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	4396
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	6	Epic Weapons Forged:	10
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4
Battle Standards Raised:	6	Cursed Lands Purified:	5
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	184
Votes:	5503	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where chaos reigns supreme and the only rule is to have a good time! Join us for a wild ride filled with more drama than a soap opera in Glasgow, where even the creepers are hooked on drugs.

Witness the epic Grenfell mark ii disaster unfold right before your eyes, as players scramble to escape the fiery wrath of the block of flats in Plaistow. Will you make it out alive or become a crispy bacon block?

Feeling rebellious? Join us and channel your inner Farage milkshake thrower as you unleash your assault skills on unsuspecting players. Just make sure you don’t end up like Victoria Thomas Bowen with a guilty plea!

But wait, there’s more! Dive into the political drama of assisted dying and Labour’s budget definition, where billions of pounds hang in the balance. Will you be the hero that saves the day or the rioter who ends up shouting racist abuse in prison?

And don’t forget to catch the final season of the beloved BBC comedy that’s leaving fans devastated. It’s like watching your favorite sheep get sheared for the last time.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this insane adventure where older drivers over 70 are banned, Jeremy Clarkson roasts woke vegetarians, and King Charles gets heckled by Indigenous senators. It’s a rollercoaster of emotions that you won’t want to miss!