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5 Cent Minecraft Server

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	5107
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	1	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	15	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Emeralds Found:	9036	Players Killed by Monsters:	6797
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	32	Crystal Wands Charged:	15
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new block of dirt? Well, look no further because on our server, we have flying pigs that shoot laser beams out of their eyes! That’s right, you heard me correctly. And if that’s not enough to get you to join, we also have a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the best dancers. Trust me, you won’t find this level of insanity anywhere else. So come join us and let’s make some unforgettable memories together. Plus, we accept payment in the form of shiny rocks and unicorn tears. See you there!

Elliot’s Funny Minecraft SMP Adventure

Adventure, character study, Conspiracy, Cyber Security, dark secrets, Drama, Elliot, Elliot Alderson, Elliot episode, Elliot’s journey, Elliot’s mind, Elliots, funny, Hacker, Inner Demons, mental health, mental illness, Minecraft, mr robot, psychological thriller, Rami Malek, smp, Technology, tv show, unreliable narrator

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	709
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Gnome Villages Protected:	6	Rune Stones Activated:	7
Ores Mined:	1183	Lunar Scepters Activated:	7
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Evil Lairs Raided:	4
Chimeras Created:	4	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Phantom Blocks Placed:	8
Mythical Swords Crafted:	81	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! We’ve got more drama than a soap opera and more pranks than a clown convention. Join us if you want to witness the legendary Elliot episode where he accidentally turned the entire server into llamas.

But that’s not all, folks! Our PvP battles are so intense, they make the Ender Dragon look like a cute little baby chicken. And don’t even get us started on our building competitions – let’s just say there’s a reason why we had to ban TNT from being used in them.

So why should you join this insane Minecraft SMP? Well, where else can you find a community of players who are just as crazy as you are? Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret treasure hidden somewhere on the map that will make you the richest player in all of Minecraft.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us and see if you have what it takes to survive the madness of this Minecraft SMP!

LawnCareHustle Minecraft Server

LawnCareHustle, Minecraft, Server

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	8347
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	11
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Votes:	4786
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Villages Defended:	7	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Potions Brewed:	42	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you forget about your husband’s lawn service drama? Look no further! Join our server and escape to a world where the only thing you have to worry about is building the coolest castle.

Our server is so fun, even your husband will forget about his lawn troubles. He’ll be too busy mining for diamonds and battling creepers to even remember to ask you to pay the bills.

And don’t worry about snow removal here – our virtual world is always sunny and snow-free! Join now and let your daughter and you become the ultimate lawn care and snow removal experts in Minecraft. Who needs a lawn service when you have a pickaxe and a shovel?

So come on, join our server and leave all your real-life problems behind. Trust us, it’s way more fun to build a virtual empire than to argue about lawn care.

No Apology Accepted!

Accepted, Apology, care, confusion, Conversation, Dead, drunk driving incident, EXCUSE, green thumb, Human, Instructions, mistake, pet sitting, Plants, response, Risk, Shocked, Soul, stress, Upset, voicemail

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	5472
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3

Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of boring servers with no drama? Well, do we have the server for you!

Join our server and experience the thrill of plant drama like never before. Imagine logging in to find your virtual plants bone dry and dead because your friend forgot to water them. The horror!

But wait, there’s more! Engage in intense voicemail battles with your friends over the importance of plant souls. Who knew pixels could be so emotional?

And don’t worry, we’ve got plenty of excuses for you to use when your virtual plants meet their untimely demise. “I didn’t realize you needed that one inside” is just the beginning.

So come on down to our server and let the plant wars begin. Who will come out on top in this epic battle of green thumbs? Join now and find out!

CubicleCraft SMP: BullyBeGone!

abuse of power, BullyBeGone, bullying, Conflict Resolution, coping strategies, CubicleCraft, discrimination, Emotional Abuse, Harassment, hostile work environment, HR intervention, intimidation, mental health impact, mistreatment, professional development, psychological abuse, RETALIATION, seeking support, smp, standing up for oneself, toxic work environment, verbal abuse, workplace bullying

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	7066
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Enchantments Applied:	62
Wyrmholes Dug:	10	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	17

Are you tired of getting griefed by your so-called “friends” on other servers? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft SMP, we have a strict no-bullying policy! In fact, we have a team of trained llamas who will spit on anyone who tries to bully you. Trust us, you don’t want to mess with those llamas.

One time, a player tried to bully me by stealing all my diamonds and building a giant statue of themselves right in front of my house. But little did they know, I had a secret weapon – a pet creeper named Bob. Bob may have exploded my house in the process, but at least that bully got what was coming to them.

So if you’re tired of dealing with workplace bullying on other servers, come join us! We promise you’ll never have to worry about getting griefed again. Plus, our llamas are really good at giving hugs.

LoudCarLamentCraft

annoying noise, car culture, car enthusiasts, car exhaust, car modifications, custom cars, disruptive vehicles, inconsiderate drivers, loud cars, loud engines, LoudCarLamentCraft, noisy vehicles, obnoxious cars, vehicle noise, vehicle noise pollution

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	9884
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	30
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Potions Brewed:	31
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	10

Are you tired of getting your eardrums blasted by guys with very loud cars? Well, we have the perfect solution for you – join our Minecraft server! Our virtual world is a car-free zone, so you can mine, build, and explore in peace without any revving engines ruining your vibe.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of llamas who have mastered the art of disco dancing. Join them in their underground llama dance parties and boogie down like never before.

And if you’re feeling adventurous, take a trip to the enchanted forest where the trees whisper secrets and the animals can talk. Who knows what kind of wacky adventures you’ll get into with our magical woodland creatures?

So say goodbye to the noise pollution of guys with very loud cars and hello to a world of endless fun and silliness on our Minecraft server. Join us today and let the craziness begin!

BidenCraftUltimatum

biden, BidenCraftUltimatum, Cabinet approval, Diplomacy, foreign policy, Gallant trip, Government, international relations, Israel, Israeli Defense Minister, Israeli prime minister, Meeting, MIDDLE EAST, negotiations, Netanyahu, official visit, Politics, summit, Ultimatum, US, US president

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	4661
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	20
Magical Frogs Kissed:	4	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	32
Magic Wands Crafted:	8	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	263
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7	Lunar Scepters Activated:	7

So, like, this server is totally off the chain, man. Like, imagine this: you log in and suddenly you’re in a world where Netanyahu is giving ultimatums left and right, like “Talk to Biden or else!” And then Gallant is all like “Nah man, I need Cabinet approval first.” It’s like a political drama but in Minecraft form, dude.

But wait, there’s more! You can join in on the fun and be part of the crazy negotiations between world leaders. Will you be the peacemaker or the troublemaker? The choice is yours, my friend.

Plus, there are epic quests and challenges that will make your head spin. Like, one time I had to fight a dragon while balancing a stack of pancakes on my head. It was wild, man.

So, if you’re looking for a server that will keep you on your toes and make you laugh till your sides hurt, then this is the place for you. Come join us and let’s make some Minecraft magic happen, baby!

Jumping Universe Showdown

Alternate Realities, capability, disproved theory, Existence, existence of self, hypothetical scenarios, infinite universes, Jumping, jumping between universes, multiple dimensions, multiverse theory, multiverses, parallel universes, Possibility, proof, Quantum Mechanics, Reality, scientific speculation, showdown, theoretical physics, theoretical physics concept, Universe

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	2379
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	25	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9
Demon Skulls Collected:	23	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Dragons Tamed:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	18
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Soul Contracts Signed:	1

Yo, you ever wanted to prove infinite universes exist by joining a Minecraft server? Well, this is the place for you! We got players jumping between universes like it’s nobody’s business. Imagine a universe where pigs can fly and creepers give out hugs instead of explosions. That’s the kind of crazy stuff you’ll see on this server. Plus, we have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest items in the game. Join us and become a multiverse explorer today!

NovarusMC: Where the only thing semi-vanilla is the ice cream! Get ready to battle it out in PvP!

battle, Biomes, character creation, Community, cream, Discord, Faction, Factions, Geopolitics, Ice, Lore, Medieval, Nations, NovarusMC, open world, orcs, player interaction, Politics, PvP, Ready, Roleplay, Sandbox, Semivanilla, Server, Survival, Transportation, War, world maps

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	6818
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8
Rainbows Spotted:	5	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Buildings Constructed:	31	Gnome Villages Protected:	2
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0

Server Name	NovarusMC
Type	Geopolitical Minecraft Server
Features	– Create nations, cultures, religions, lore– Infinite possibilities– Open world transportation– Wars, politics and roleplay
Website	Visit website

FAQ

1. Can I create my own nation on the server?

Yes, you can create your own nation with its own culture, religion, and lore.

2. Are there restrictions on player interactions?

There are no TP commands on the server, encouraging more player interaction and open world transportation.

3. How are ores separated between biomes?

Ores are separated between biomes to encourage more player interaction and exploration.

4. Can I start wars on the server?

Yes, you can start wars, get into politics, and create your own roleplay character.

5. Is there a Discord community for the server?

Yes, you can join the Discord community at https://discord.gg/QBCS7kmSHy

BondCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	4714
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Orbs of Power Found:	12	Towns Built:	10
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	22	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Titanic Battles Fought:	17	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, have we got a treat for you! Our server is like if James Bond and Hitman had a love child and it was raised in the world of Minecraft. Imagine sneaking around, taking out enemies with style, and saving the world one block at a time. Join us for the ultimate spy experience and see if you have what it takes to be the next blocky Bond!