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GoldDigger Minecraft Server

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	4837
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Dragon Eggs Found:	2123	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Epic Shields Constructed:	30	Dragon Eggs Found:	5023
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	16
Rainbows Spotted:	10	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0

Are you tired of endlessly searching for gold in Minecraft, only to have it snatched away by other players? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a strict no-gold-stealing policy! That’s right, you can mine to your heart’s content without worrying about someone swooping in and taking all your hard-earned loot. Join us and finally get that gold without any pesky thieves ruining your day!

Crafty Lesbians Minecraft Server

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	3719
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Gods Slained:	0
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8	Fairy Circles Danced In:	5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	35

Are you tired of searching for love in all the wrong places? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us and you’ll have the chance to meet the butch lesbian girlfriend of your dreams. Our server is filled with tough, leather jacket-wearing ladies with greasy hair and a few scars to show for their wild adventures. Who knew finding love could be as easy as logging into a Minecraft server? Don’t miss out on this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to find your perfect match and embark on epic virtual adventures together. Join now and start swiping right on those tough, yet tender-hearted butch lesbians!

Regret to Inform You Kross is Based Now – Minecraft SMP

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	6160
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	11
Battle Standards Raised:	7	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	17	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	33
Phantom Rings Equipped:	24	Crystal Wands Charged:	19
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild SMP where the sheep are actually secret agents and the creepers throw surprise parties instead of exploding.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary player RealKILLERkross, who once defeated the Ender Dragon using only a wooden sword and a stack of potatoes. Rumor has it that if you join our server, you might just catch a glimpse of him riding a pig into battle against a horde of zombie chickens.

So why wait? Join now and experience the madness for yourself. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of chaos – you’re gonna need it!

Stormy Hollow

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	9283
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Farms Harvested:	452
Wyrmholes Dug:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Forbidden Relics Collected:	2
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3
Fairy Circles Danced In:	8	Rune Stones Activated:	7
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Runes Activated:	1
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Magic Crystals Found:	17

Stormy Hollow is a magical survival experience with over 200+ spells to unlock and choose from! We are a friendly, non-grief survival SMP community with magic! We also have dungeons, a storyline, quests, jobs, skills, custom 3D armor sets, and SO much more! The goal of Stormy Hollow is to offer a safe, inclusive, and unique experience for all Minecrafters to enjoy! We cannot wait for you to join us!

IP Address: play.stormyhollow.net Discord: discord.gg/stormyhollow

Join on Bedrock: IP: play.stormyhollow.net Port: 19131

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Survived the Manga Ending Minecraft Server

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	6959
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	32	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7
Holy Grails Found:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Ether Blades Crafted:	17
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Glorious Feasts Held:	6	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through the world of blocks and mobs!

Join us if you want to survive the apocalypse with nothing but a wooden sword and a stack of potatoes. We promise you’ll have a blast fighting off hordes of zombies and creepers while trying to build a shelter out of dirt and cobblestone.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of llamas who have mastered the art of llama jiu-jitsu. Join their ranks and learn how to kick butt with nothing but your hooves and a bad attitude.

And if you’re feeling extra brave, why not take on the Ender Dragon with nothing but a fishing rod and a bucket of lava? Who needs diamond armor when you’ve got sheer determination and a healthy dose of insanity?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and see if you have what it takes to survive the chaos and craziness that awaits you. Just remember, at least you survived the manga ending.

TV Show Minecraft SMP

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	8679
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	26
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Endless Legions Commanded:	28
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Void Armor Forged:	21	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	49	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	37

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through the Nether! Join us for a chance to battle giant chickens, ride pigs into battle, and build a house made entirely of TNT (don’t worry, it’s totally safe).

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Pig, a mythical creature said to grant wishes to those who can find it. Rumor has it that one player once stumbled upon the Diamond Pig and was granted the ability to fly on a giant potato.

So why join our server? Because where else can you find a community of players who are just as crazy and creative as you are? Join us today and let the madness begin!

Bezos’ Crazy Minecraft Server

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	4356
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Epic Battles Fought:	11
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Gnome Villages Protected:	3
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Meteorites Collected:	3
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	1

Are you tired of boring old servers where the editors are all serious and stuffy? Well, come join our Minecraft server where the editors are absolutely batshit crazy! They’re losing their minds because Bezos won’t maintain their institutionalized bias. Join us for a wild ride of wacky shenanigans and absurd drama. Who needs normalcy when you can have this level of insanity? Join now and see what all the fuss is about!

Invest Minecraft SMP Advice

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	5986
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	412	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Magic Crystals Found:	15
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1
Holy Grails Found:	5	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	23
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	8	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, most insane place you’ll ever set foot in!

Join us and you’ll have the chance to ride on the backs of flying pigs, battle evil llamas with laser eyes, and even befriend a talking chicken who gives out diamond armor like it’s candy!

But that’s not all – rumor has it that there’s a secret underground disco party hosted by a group of dancing creepers who love to boogie down. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the legendary treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots that grant you the power to summon a herd of dancing cows at your command.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on our server and see just how much fun and craziness you can have while playing Minecraft! Who knows, you might even uncover the hidden portal to the land of unicorns and rainbows.

Pixel PVP Madness Minecraft Server

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	9931
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	15	Vanishing Items Found:	8
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	11
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Forbidden Relics Collected:	6	Haunted Chests Opened:	3
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7

Are you tired of playing on boring, basic Minecraft servers filled with firsties who can’t handle your level of awesomeness? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for violent and retarded players like yourself!

Join us if you’re ready to unleash your inner chaos and show those firsties who’s boss. Our server is filled with insane challenges and mind-blowing builds that will make your head spin.

But be warned, only the most hardcore players can survive in our world. So if you think you have what it takes to dominate and conquer, come join us and prove that you’re not just a little pussy like those firsties. Let the madness begin!

Board People Minecraft SMP

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	5368
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Void Armor Forged:	15
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	3	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5
Epic Battles Fought:	13	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13
Immortal Anvils Forged:	17	Phoenix Feathers Found:	12

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where people take things way too seriously? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for you!

Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, hilarious pranks, and outrageous shenanigans. Our community is full of wacky characters who will keep you laughing for hours on end.

But that’s not all! We have secret underground bases filled with treasure, a giant chicken that roams the land causing chaos, and even a group of llamas who have formed their own mafia.

So why waste your time on those other servers when you can join us and experience the most ridiculous and entertaining Minecraft SMP out there? Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re a boring, serious player who can’t take a joke).

MagicMoon

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	4875
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	64	Villages Defended:	7
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Magical Moments Shared:	6
New Chunks Explored:	324668	Crops Grown:	6535
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Goblin Markets Raided:	7
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	4

¡¡¡Magic Moon!!!

Discover a Magical World in Minecraft.

Join MagicMoon, a Minecraft server where magic and adventure come together.

Explore incredible custom worlds, engage in epic PvP battles, and collaborate on exciting missions with other players.

Are you ready to experience the magic?

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