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yмa Minecraft Servers

  • Blocky Bedrock Bonanza

    Blocky Bedrock Bonanza
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    Players: 93/1000 Votes: 3002
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Shadow Wolves Tamed: 1 Falling into the Void: 2
    Phantom Horses Ridden: 4 Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 4
    Invisible Pathways Walked: 4 Legendary Heroes Trained: 2
    Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 2 Soul Swords Wielded: 4
    Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 3 Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 11
    Rainbows Spotted: 8 Endless Mazes Conquered: 2
    Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 0 Demon Skulls Collected: 44

    New Minecraft Servers

    Oh boy, do we have a Minecraft server for you! Imagine a world where every block you break is like foreplay, every mob you defeat is like a climax, and every diamond you find is like hitting the G-spot!

    Join our server for a wild ride filled with explosive creeper encounters, steamy lava dives, and sexy diamond mining sessions. We guarantee you’ll never look at Minecraft the same way again! Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself is a regular player, looking for some hot PvP action. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and let’s get naughty in the world of blocks and pixels!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • RocketRuckus Minecraft Server

    RocketRuckus Minecraft Server
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    Players: 105/800 Votes: 9239
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Titanic Battles Fought: 11 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 4
    Buildings Constructed: 18 Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 2
    Legendary Scepters Created: 3 Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 3
    Cursed Taverns Survived: 3 Celestial Dragons Tamed: 1
    Warlock Pacts Sealed: 3 Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 4
    Necronomicon Pages Collected: 6 Infernal Machines Built: 0
    Soulbound Rings Equipped: 5 Hedge Mazes Navigated: 10

    New Minecraft Servers

    LOL JOIN OUR SERVER CUZ WE GOT CHINESE SPACE ROCKETS CRASHIN’ EVERYWHERE! COME WATCH THE MADNESS AS THEY GO BOOM BOOM IN THE SKY! WHO NEEDS FIREWORKS WHEN YOU GOT ACCIDENTAL LAUNCHES?! EXPLOSIONS GALORE, BABY!

    ALSO, DID WE MENTION WE HAVE ALIENS? YEAH, THEY CRASHED TOO AND NOW THEY’RE BUILDIN’ CRAZY STRUCTURES WITH REDSTONE AND DIAMONDS. YOU WANNA SEE SOME INTERGALACTIC BUILDING SKILLS? THEN HOP ON OVER TO OUR SERVER!

    PLUS, WE GOT A SECRET UNDERGROUND LAB WHERE WE’RE BREEDIN’ MUTANT CREEPERS. YEAH, YOU HEARD THAT RIGHT. MUTANT. CREEPERS. THEY’RE BIG, THEY’RE GREEN, AND THEY’RE READY TO BLOW YOUR MIND (AND YOUR HOUSE)!

    SO WHY WAIT? JOIN OUR SERVER NOW AND EXPERIENCE THE WACKIEST, MOST EXPLOSIVE MINECRAFT ADVENTURE OF YOUR LIFE! BOOM BOOM, BABY!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • BlockyBanzaiSexScandal

    BlockyBanzaiSexScandal
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    Players: 91/800 Votes: 6542
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Votes: 7494 Powerful Allies Recruited: 6
    Blood Moons Survived: 0 Hedge Mazes Navigated: 5
    Immortal Potions Brewed: 7 Infernal Machines Built: 1
    Portal Loops Escaped: 2 Dimension Hops: 8
    Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 9 Inverted Worlds Discovered: 0
    Dragonfire Shields Forged: 2 Wailing Winds Heard: 4
    Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 3 Phantom Blocks Placed: 7

    New Minecraft Servers

    hey u! ya u! do u wanna join the most epic minecraft server ever? well u better cuz this server is like no other! we got flying pigs, dancing zombies, and even a secret underwater disco party with mermaids! but wait, there’s more! rumor has it that if u join our server, u will gain super powers and be able to shoot fireballs from ur hands! plus, our server is protected by a magical unicorn that farts rainbows and sparkles! so what are u waiting for? join now and be a part of the craziest minecraft adventure ever!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • ZombieProofRides

    ZombieProofRides
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    Players: 102/900 Votes: 3056
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 0 Underground Cities Explored: 5
    Demonic Pacts Formed: 3 Phantom Ships Sailed: 1
    Heroic Legacies Created: 6 Wailing Winds Heard: 1
    Cozy Campfires Lit: 18 Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 3
    Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 2 Soul Contracts Signed: 2
    Dragons Adopted as Pets: 1 Phantom Knights Defeated: 5
    Infinite Doors Opened: 1 Ancient Ruins Explored: 5

    New Minecraft Servers

    come join our minecraft server for the most epic zombie apocalypse experience ever! forget about those lame cars that won’t let you run over zombies, on our server, you can drive a flying unicorn that shoots rainbow lasers out of its butt!

    we have a secret underground base filled with unlimited diamonds and gold, guarded by a team of ninja chickens. if you can find it, you’ll be the richest player on the server!

    oh, and did we mention that our server is haunted by ghost creepers that drop double the loot? it’s like trick or treating every day!

    so what are you waiting for? join our server now and become the ultimate zombie slayer with a rainbow-farting unicorn by your side!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • AI Lie Detectives: Trust Issues

    AI Lie Detectives: Trust Issues
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    Players: 94/500 Votes: 8094
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Battle Standards Raised: 9 Immortal Potions Brewed: 4
    Dimension Hops: 8 Falling into the Void: 1
    Phantom Knights Defeated: 3 Legendary Scepters Created: 5
    Endless Mazes Solved: 2 Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 1
    Heroic Legacies Created: 1 Secret Guilds Joined: 5
    Astral Orbs Gathered: 10 Fairy Circles Danced In: 8
    Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 8 Endless Night Skies: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    OMG u gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server cuz AI be all up in here makin’ accusations like “u be lyin’!” and then everyone be like “oh snap, AI said it so it must be true!” It’s like a whole new level of drama and deception, like who can u trust when AI be callin’ out the lies? Join now for a wild ride of trust issues and AI drama, it’s gonna be lit AF!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Welcome to the Shady Lobster Pot Party! No White Lies, No Regrets, Just Fun! Join us now!

    Welcome to the Shady Lobster Pot Party! No White Lies, No Regrets, Just Fun! Join us now!
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    Players: 104/800 Votes: 3631
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 2 Enchanted Armories Found: 6
    Wailing Winds Heard: 4 Mythical Relics Collected: 11
    Cursed Diamonds Mined: 1 Inverted Worlds Discovered: 1
    Ores Mined: 5414 Shadow Daggers Crafted: 46
    Starry Nights Enjoyed: 28 Witch’s Brew Drunk: 10
    Gryphons Tamed: 3 Epic Weapons Forged: 2
    Evil Portals Destroyed: 2 Lost Souls Rescued: 2

    New Minecraft Servers

    Shaded Minecraft Server Overview

    Server Type SMP (Survival Multiplayer)
    Features Lobster Pots, Custom Gear, Weekly Challenges, Skills, Community Events, Optional PvP, NO Whitelist, NO Resets
    Platform Compatibility Java+Bedrock (1.20+)
    Server IP play.shaded.gg

    Frequently Asked Questions

    Question Answer
    Is there a whitelist for the server? NO, there is no whitelist required to join Shaded server.
    Are there regular server resets? NO, there are no regular resets on Shaded server.
    How can I join the server? Simply copy and paste the server IP (play.shaded.gg) into your Minecraft client.
    Can I play on the server with both Java and Bedrock players? Yes, Shaded is a cross-platform server that supports both Java and Bedrock players.
    Is PvP mandatory on the server? No, PvP is optional on Shaded server. Players can choose whether or not to participate in PvP activities.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • MisogynyQueen Minecraft Server

    MisogynyQueen Minecraft Server
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    Players: 101/300 Votes: 4820
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Astral Orbs Gathered: 14 Heavenly Choirs Heard: 6
    Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 3 Bizarre Potions Brewed: 9
    Haunted Mines Explored: 2 Pirate Ships Captured: 1
    Shadow Figures Spotted: 6 Curse of Binding Applied: 1
    Cursed Statues Activated: 3 Werewolf Howls Heard: 5
    Legendary Items Repaired: 2 Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 6
    Necronomicon Pages Collected: 6 Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 31

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everything is all rainbows and sunshine? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our server and embrace your inner gender traitor with our exclusive misogyny kink feature!

    Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds and suddenly a group of creepers start catcalling you. Or maybe you stumble upon a village where all the villagers mansplain everything to you. It’s a wild ride of gender stereotypes and questionable behavior, but hey, it’s all in good fun, right?

    So if you’re looking for a server that will make you question your morals and laugh out loud at the absurdity of it all, come join us! Who knew Minecraft could be so scandalous?

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • Marigold Madness Minecraft Server

    Marigold Madness Minecraft Server
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    Players: 96/800 Votes: 5267
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Shadow Figures Spotted: 9 Sunfire Helmets Forged: 2
    Infinite Doors Opened: 3 Astral Orbs Gathered: 9
    Warrior Spirits Summoned: 30 Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 9
    Heroic Oaths Sworn: 7 Cursed Diamonds Mined: 2
    Endless Night Skies: 2 Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 1
    Celestial Crowns Worn: 3 Blood-Forged Axes Created: 7
    Dragons Tamed: 4 Forbidden Grimoires Read: 6

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever lay your blocky hands on! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story about Okada in Marigold!Rossy.

    Legend has it that Okada, a fearless warrior with a love for marigolds, stumbled upon a hidden treasure in the depths of our server. This treasure, known as the Marigold!Rossy, granted him unimaginable powers and riches beyond his wildest dreams. And now, he wants to share that wealth with all who join our server!

    But that’s not all – our server is also home to the most epic PvP battles you’ll ever witness. Picture this: a group of players riding on giant chickens armed with diamond swords, fighting off hordes of zombie pigmen while dodging fireballs from a dragon flying overhead. It’s chaos, it’s madness, it’s pure Minecraft magic!

    So come join us on our server and experience the thrill of Okada in Marigold!Rossy for yourself. Who knows, you might just become the next legend to roam our pixelated lands!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • BratBuster’s Block Party

    BratBuster’s Block Party
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    Players: 99/900 Votes: 4145
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Heroic Oaths Sworn: 25 Haunted Forests Traversed: 7
    Celestial Dragons Tamed: 2 Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 1
    Cursed Taverns Survived: 1 Soul Contracts Signed: 2
    Dimensional Rifts Closed: 3 Eternal Flames Captured: 4
    Gods Slained: 1 Ethereal Couriers Hired: 5
    Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 1 Paranormal Events Investigated: 3
    Immortal Anvils Forged: 16 Magical Moments Shared: 11

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we don’t tolerate any spoiled brats! Join us and experience a world where laundry drama is a thing of the past. Our server is a safe haven for single parents with sassy teenage daughters, where you can fold laundry in peace without judgment.

    Embark on epic quests to prove that you are not raising a spoiled brat, and show off your parenting skills in our virtual world. Build a fortress to protect your child from any unwanted advice, and defend your honor against naysayers who dare to question your parenting choices.

    Join now and let your inner warrior shine as you navigate the treacherous waters of teenage angst and laundry dilemmas. Don’t let anyone tell you how to raise your child – on this server, you make the rules! Let’s show the world that single parents are strong, independent, and ready to take on any challenge that comes their way.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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  • TaxCraft: Moo & Oink Fart Fiasco

    TaxCraft: Moo & Oink Fart Fiasco
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    Players: 98/600 Votes: 146
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Eldritch Medallions Worn: 14 Alternate Realities Explored: 3
    Hidden Passages Discovered: 8 Mines Excavated: 1902
    Phoenix Feathers Found: 6 Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 2
    Cursed Diamonds Mined: 6 Love Letters Sent: 17
    Battle Standards Raised: 12 Ender Pearl Glitches: 4
    Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 3 Astral Mages Summoned: 2
    Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 11 Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 3

    New Minecraft Servers

    come join our epic minecraft server where gassy cows and pigs are facing a carbon tax in denmark – like what even is that?! but don’t worry, our server is a safe haven for all your farting farm animals. we’ve got a secret underground bunker where they can let it rip without fear of taxation.

    if you’re tired of boring old servers where cows and pigs are oppressed, come to our world where they can fart freely and proudly. plus, our server has the most epic builds you’ve ever seen – like a giant toilet made entirely out of diamond blocks.

    join us now and be part of the revolution for gassy farm animals everywhere! #freethefarts #carboncowtaxrevolution

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.MINEWIND.COM
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