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SMP18AdviceMinecraft

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	7142
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Battle Standards Raised:	10	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Magic Crystals Found:	25	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	3

Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to relive the glory days of being 18 and making questionable life choices! We’ve got more drama than a high school cafeteria and more chaos than a creeper explosion. Plus, our server is so lit, it makes your 18-year-old self look like a noob in comparison. So come on, join us and let’s make some memories that will make your future self question your life decisions!

Blocky Boobies Bonanza

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	2007
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Wilderness Tamed:	17	Ether Blades Crafted:	20
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	23
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Star Shards Collected:	293
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Underground Cities Explored:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the pixelated blocky boobs are just too irresistible to ignore!

Join us for a wild adventure where you can build your own boob-shaped houses, mine for diamond nipples, and battle against evil mobs with your trusty chest armor!

But beware, the allure of the pixelated cleavage may be too much for some players to handle. Will you be able to resist the temptation and conquer the world of blocky boobs? Join us and find out!

Blocky Boobies: Save Lives, Mine Blocks!

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	8167
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Gods Slained:	0	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4
Glorious Feasts Held:	5	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	7
Fairy Circles Danced In:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	10
Mysterious Portals Opened:	11	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Demon Skulls Collected:	16	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6

come join our epic minecraft server and help us fight against breast cancer! we have magical potions that can cure any illness, including cancer! we have saved over 517,900 lives since 1989, all thanks to our amazing players! but watch out, younger women are getting diagnosed with cancer more often, so we need all the help we can get to stop this epidemic! join us now and be a hero in the fight against cancer! who knew playing minecraft could save lives?

Watch This Anime Minecraft Server

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	529
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	10
Farms Harvested:	194	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	47
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Secret Passages Found:	4
Crops Grown:	3148	Mines Excavated:	4545
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Rainbows Spotted:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like watching an anime without being gay! Join us for epic adventures, crazy builds, and a community that will make you say “Senpai notice me!” But don’t worry, you won’t catch the gay from playing on our server – just pure, unadulterated fun. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and let’s build some pixelated dreams together!

Sheboon Mud Hut Minecraft SMP

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	7110
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Towns Built:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Alien Abductions:	5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7	Demon Skulls Collected:	29
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5
Rune Stones Activated:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Buildings Constructed:	33	Epic Weapons Forged:	3

Are you tired of getting dumped for taller, hairier white guys and Indian faggots? Well, do we have the Minecraft SMP for you! Join our server and escape the drama of real life by building your own virtual empire. No more sheboons from mud huts in Africa, just epic adventures and endless possibilities. So what are you waiting for, you bum tickler looking Chinese pig? Join us now and let the keks begin!

Tattoo Drama Craft

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	9645
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	22	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Astral Projections Made:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2
Mines Excavated:	4892	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that will distract you from the drama in your life? Look no further! Join our server and escape the craziness of matching tattoos and questionable friendships. Our server is so fun, you won’t even remember why you were worried about dirty clothes in a bag or permanent marks on your body. Plus, our community is so tight-knit, you won’t have to worry about any sketchy situations like the one described above. So come join us and leave all your worries behind – we promise you won’t regret it!

UnseenBlocks Minecraft SMP

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	7714
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	17
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	25
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10	Secret Passages Found:	6
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Holy Grails Found:	5
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	68
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3

Join our Minecraft SMP and be prepared to embark on a wild journey filled with more drama than a reality TV show! Our server is like a chaotic circus where anything goes – from building giant statues of llamas to starting a llama cult, the possibilities are endless.

But that’s not all! We have a secret underground llama fighting ring where players can battle it out for the title of Llama King. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary Golden Llama, rumored to grant wishes to whoever finds it.

So if you’re looking for a server that’s as unpredictable as a llama on roller skates, come join us and let the llama madness begin!

CraftyQuotez

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	8395
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5	Fairy Circles Danced In:	6
Phoenix Feathers Found:	15	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	300
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	10
Holy Grails Found:	2	Magic Items Found:	2446
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	14

“Join our Minecraft server and you’ll be quoting ‘I can’t believe I’m mining diamonds with a llama riding shotgun’ in no time! Our server is so wild, even the creepers wear party hats and dance to disco music. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself comes to hang out and play pranks on unsuspecting players. So if you’re ready for a Minecraft experience that’s more bonkers than a chicken riding a pig, come join us!”

YazidiCraft: Not Your Average Departure

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	2874
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Immortal Anvils Forged:	13
Cursed Lands Purified:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Divine Relics Bestowed:	11	Enchanted Armories Found:	9
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6

so, like, come join our epic minecraft server, where the only abductions happen is when you steal someone’s diamonds, amirite? 😂 we got more fun than a yazidi woman voluntarily leaving gaza, that’s for sure!

join us for crazy adventures, like riding pigs off cliffs and building giant statues of steve made entirely out of dirt blocks. you’ll be laughing so hard, you’ll forget all about hamas and their drama.

plus, our community is as tight-knit as a creeper hugging a player, so you’ll never feel alone. come on, what are you waiting for? join now and let the madness begin! 🤪🎮 #minecraftmadness

Boring SMP: Just like watching paint dry, but with extra steps

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	3519
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	11	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	10
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Magic Wands Crafted:	19	Meteorites Collected:	1
Dark Rituals Completed:	7	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Void Gems Collected:	24	Crystal Caves Mapped:	8
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	9	Vanishing Items Found:	4

<a href="https://newminecraftservers.com/servers/plivjpdlt6apqfo9_uympkhzyt7gcdemnr/">Minecraft Server</a> Overview

Minecraft Server Overview

Features
Land claiming to keep your house safe
Shops powered by a diamond economy
Regular events for the community
Warp stones so you can always teleport back home
Bucketable entities to save you pain
Many crafting tweaks to make it enjoyable

So come join us at boringsmp.1e99.eu (Discord).

FAQ

Question	Answer
Can I claim land to protect my builds?	Yes, we have a land claiming system in place.
How does the diamond economy work?	Players can trade with diamonds as the currency in our server shops.
Are there regular events on the server?	Yes, we host events for the community to participate in.
Can I teleport back home easily?	Yes, we have warp stones that allow you to teleport back home.
What are bucketable entities?	Entities that can be picked up with buckets to make gameplay easier.
What crafting tweaks are available?	We have implemented various crafting tweaks to enhance the gameplay experience.