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| Players: | 102/900 | Votes: | 3284 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Infernal Machines Built: | 0 | Demon Skulls Collected: | 17 |
| Backwards Speech Heard: | 6 | Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 24 |
| Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 6 | Phoenix Feathers Found: | 14 |
| Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 6 | Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 2 |
| Players Killed by Monsters: | 5190 | Sentient Weapons Trained: | 1 |
| Cursed Scrolls Read: | 4 | New Chunks Explored: | 833016 |
| Forbidden Doors Opened: | 3 | Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 3 |
so, like, u ever wonder if ur brain is, like, affected by heat and cold and stuff? well, this server is, like, the perfect place for u to find out! we have, like, over 2,000 preadolescents who have had their brains scanned and stuff to show that heat and cold can, like, totally mess with ur white matter microstructure.
join our server and, like, experience the ultimate brain freeze as u navigate through our crazy world filled with extreme temperatures! u’ll never look at a snow biome the same way again, trust me. plus, who doesn’t want to be a part of groundbreaking research that proves fetuses and children are sensitive to temperature extremes?
so, like, come join us and see if u can survive the heat and cold and come out with ur brain intact. it’s gonna be a wild ride, for sure!
