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Destroy Disney John Lasseter Career Minecraft SMP

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	5961
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	8	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6
Fairy Circles Danced In:	9	Phantom Blocks Placed:	7
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Epic Weapons Forged:	7	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	17

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only drama is someone stealing your diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is like a soap opera on steroids! Join us for epic battles, scandalous betrayals, and more plot twists than a Disney movie!

Rumor has it that Disney tried to destroy John Lasseter’s career because he refused to make Mickey Mouse the server mascot. Instead, he wanted to make a giant talking creeper named Boom-Boom the official server mascot. Needless to say, Disney was not pleased with this idea and tried to sabotage him at every turn.

But don’t worry, our server is a safe haven for all eccentric Minecraft players who want to build, explore, and cause chaos in a world where anything is possible. So come join us and be a part of the craziest Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience!

Haunted Asylum Minecraft Server

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	3834
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	2
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	14	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Emeralds Found:	4082	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	2

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers with no excitement or thrill? Well, look no further because our server is like a haunted former mental hospital – full of surprises, mysteries, and maybe even a few ghosts!

Join us if you dare, and embark on a journey through twisted corridors and eerie hallways. Who knows what secrets you’ll uncover or what spooky specters you’ll encounter along the way.

But don’t worry, we have a team of ghost hunters on standby to help guide you through the madness. So grab your pickaxe and get ready for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just remember, once you enter, there’s no turning back!

Drained Balls Minecraft SMP

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	1333
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Runes Activated:	8	Immortal Potions Brewed:	5
Cursed Lands Purified:	4	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	20
Rainbows Spotted:	9	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2

Welcome to the wildest Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! This server has a reputation for draining the balls of MILLIONS of teenage boys back in the day. Why, you ask? Because the sheer excitement and adrenaline rush of playing on this server is enough to make anyone lose their mind (and other things).

Join us for epic battles, insane builds, and a community of players who are just as crazy as you are. We’ve got secret underground bases, hidden treasure chests, and even a pet creeper named Bob who likes to blow things up just for fun.

So why should you join this server? Because where else can you find a place that will make you laugh, cry, and scream in terror all at the same time? Come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and let’s drain some balls together!

Post Weapons Minecraft Server

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	9561
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Buildings Constructed:	50	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	18	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3
Rune Stones Activated:	6	Demon Skulls Collected:	49
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Cursed Statues Activated:	3

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where all you can do is build and mine? Well, look no further because on our server, we have post weapons! That’s right, forget about swords and bows, now you can battle it out with giant post-it notes and paperclip grenades. Trust us, you’ve never experienced PvP like this before.

Join our server for the chance to embark on epic quests, like the time we had to defeat a horde of evil office supplies that were trying to take over the server. Or how about the time we had to rescue a group of villagers who were trapped in a giant stapler? The adventures never end on our server.

But that’s not all, folks! We also have exclusive events like the annual Paper Airplane Race, where players compete to see who can fly their paper planes the farthest. And let’s not forget about our legendary Build Battle competitions, where players have to construct the most creative structures using only office supplies.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today for a truly unique Minecraft experience that you won’t find anywhere else. And remember, on our server, the pen is mightier than the sword.

Alpha Male Minecraft SMP

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	4064
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Wyrmholes Dug:	8
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Immortal Potions Brewed:	9
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	86
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Farms Harvested:	729

Are you tired of being a beta in other Minecraft servers? Well, fear not, because in our server, only alpha males reign supreme! Join us if you want to flex your Minecraft muscles and show off your pixelated pecs.

We have a secret underground fighting ring where players can battle it out for dominance. The winner gets a diamond-encrusted crown and the losers have to wear a chicken suit for a week. It’s a real cluckin’ good time!

But that’s not all, we also have a llama racing track where players can saddle up and race their furry friends to victory. The stakes are high and the llamas are fast, so make sure you bring your A-game (and some carrots for motivation).

And if you’re feeling extra adventurous, you can join our quest to find the legendary Golden Potato. It’s said to grant the eater unlimited power and a never-ending hunger for french fries. Will you be the one to find it and become the spud king?

So come on down to our server and prove that you’re the alpha of the alphas. Just remember, in this world, only the strongest survive (and maybe the silliest too).

Anon’s Epic Minecraft Server

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	7014
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	20	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	130
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Rune Stones Activated:	5	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Players Killed by Monsters:	7254	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	15
Goblin Markets Raided:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is a complete circus of chaos and hilarity!

Join us for epic battles with flying pigs armed with diamond swords, or test your luck in our “Lava Parkour Challenge” where the floor is literally lava and the only way to survive is by doing the Macarena!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary “Dancing Creeper” who will boogie down with you while exploding in a shower of confetti and rainbows. And don’t forget to visit our “Piggy Paradise” where pigs ride on the backs of chickens while singing show tunes.

So why wait? Join our server now for a wild ride of laughter, insanity, and pure Minecraft madness! LMAO!

Manic Minecraft SMP Madness

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	2078
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	4	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	27	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	7
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	7
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our SMP is the craziest, wackiest, and most chaotic server out there!

Join us if you want to witness epic battles between players riding pigs armed with carrot swords, or if you want to participate in our weekly llama fashion show where the best-dressed llama wins a crown made of emeralds.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, a player who has built an entire castle out of chicken nuggets and rules over his kingdom with an iron feather.

So if you’re ready for a wild ride filled with laughter, chaos, and maybe a few exploding sheep, then come join us on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft SMP. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

▶️▶️SURVIVAL⭐MINI-GAMES⭐CARS▶️▶️ Minecraft server

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	9719
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Unseen Monsters Slain:	6	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Lunar Scepters Activated:	9
Phantom Rings Equipped:	15	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6

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⚡ MegaMine Minecraft server – with unique features ⚡

❗ Versions: we support versions from 1.8 to the latest

❗ Many popular modes: SkyPvP, BedWars, SkyWars, The Hunger Games, Griefersky, MurderMystery, 2b2t, Anarchy, AmongUS, Brawl Stars, Survival and Homeless mode

❗ The /free command opens access to a free donation

❗ Clan battles, arenas and ratings of the best clans

❗ Statistics for leaders and active players

❗ All kinds of activities: parkour, trampolines, clubs, casinos, magic, fishing, beach holidays, work, weddings, exclusive items and a store

❗ Unique plugins created by our developers.

❗ Minimum wipes and a world for donors without wipes

❗ Secret gifts, secret locations and Easter eggs

❗ Famous YouTubers often shoot videos on the server

❤️ MegaMine is a modern Minecraft server with experienced administration and kind players. For a long time, we have been supporting players with a stable and exciting game, with an interesting game component, buildings and a lot of unique entertainment.

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Nikke’s Fun Minecraft Server

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	9498
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	21
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	19
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	6

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for the ICE DRAGON SAGA event where you can ride on the back of a flying ice dragon and battle against evil snowmen!

But that’s not all, we also have a special recruit named Maiden: Ice Rose who can freeze enemies with a single glance. And if that’s not enough, we have Ludmilla: Winter Owner and Mica: Snow Buddy making a comeback for all you winter lovers out there!

And get ready for the upcoming event where you can participate in a Solo Raid against a giant talking snowman named Chatterbox! Plus, we have costume passes like Volume: Beat the Gun and Vesti: Ark Mage that will make you look like a total badass.

But wait, there’s more! We have exclusive codes like STAYTACTICALEEEEEEEE and NIKKE2NDANNIVKRKOLSALAMINSALAMIN2YEARSANDCOUNTINGUNBREAKABLE that will give you special rewards like a pet penguin that shoots lasers out of its eyes!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most epic adventures you’ll ever have in Minecraft!

Marine’s New Song Verdict: Just Okay Minecraft SMP

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	3952
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	7
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Animals Bred:	161
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	1

Are you tired of boring, vanilla Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new patch of diamonds? Well, look no further because our SMP is anything but boring!

Join us for epic battles against giant chickens, intense parkour challenges where the floor is literally lava, and a thriving economy where you can buy and sell anything from enchanted golden carrots to dragon eggs.

But that’s not all! Rumor has it that our server is haunted by the ghost of a creeper who will trade you diamonds for your most embarrassing secrets. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the secret underground disco party where the Endermen let loose and breakdance all night long.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our wacky, wild, and totally unpredictable SMP today and experience Minecraft like never before!