/Blocky/ – Minecraft SMP Master

blocky, booru, Build analyzer, CATALOG, collectables, coop, database, Drizzle Season, Gear, grand festival, ink, Map Schedules, Master, Media Accounts, Minecraft, Nintendo, past vs present vs future, Pool code, Seed Checker, smp, splatoon, Team Past, update, Version 9.0.0, weapons

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	3657
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	17	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	10
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0

Hey there, do you love Splatoon but wish you could play it in Minecraft? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky Minecraft SMP where you can splat your friends with ink and battle it out in epic turf wars!

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons! Our server is run by a team of squid kids who have mastered the art of Minecraft PvP. Rumor has it they once defeated the Ender Dragon using only ink brushes and squid beakons.

Not convinced yet? How about this insane story – one time, a player on our server accidentally unleashed a horde of creepers in the middle of a splatfest. Chaos ensued as players had to dodge exploding creepers while trying to cover the most turf. It was a splatastrophe, but also hilarious!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft Splatoon SMP today and experience the madness for yourself. Just be sure to watch out for any stray creepers – you never know when they might crash the party!

Blockhead Bruises

Absurd, accident, Blockhead, bruises, Careless, clumsy, clumsy mistake, clumsy moment, dumb, dumb mistake, EMBARRASSING, Foolish, funny, funny injury, IDIOTIC, injury, injury story, mishap, mistake, Pain, Ridiculous, silly

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	2720
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9	Ores Mined:	2674
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6

Are you tired of getting hurt in real life? Well, join our Minecraft server and get hurt in the most ridiculous ways possible! From falling off a giant tower made of cake to getting attacked by a gang of angry chickens, the possibilities for dumb injuries are endless! Join now and experience the ultimate pain and laughter combo that only our server can provide!

HouthisHitMCServer: Heavy Price!

air defense, Benjamin Netanyahu, central Israel, global news, heavy, heavy price, Houthis, HouthisHitMCServer, international relations, Israeli politics, Middle East conflict, military escalation, military response, missile attack, Netanyahu, political rhetoric, price, regional tensions, RETALIATION, security threat, world affairs, Yemeni rebels

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	7125
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	104
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Dimension Hops:	5
Haunted Chests Opened:	7	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	17
Crops Grown:	6011	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1

come join our epic minecraft server where we build epic bases and fight off evil houthis with missiles hitting central israel. netanyahu is on our side and he promises to make the houthis pay a heavy price for messing with our blocky world. join now for the craziest battles and the most epic adventures you’ll ever experience in minecraft. trust us, you don’t want to miss out on this wild ride!

SeaCraft60: Ramming Shenanigans

60 Minutes, Asia-Pacific, Board, China, diplomatic relations, draw, east asia, foreign policy, geopolitical tensions, international relations, maritime disputes, military conflict, naval confrontation, Philippine ship, RAMMING, rams, regional security, SeaCraft60, Shenanigans, South China Sea, Tensions, territorial claims, U.S

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	9641
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Immortal Potions Brewed:	7	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	47	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Potions Brewed:	89
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Void Armor Forged:	23

Yo, you gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server, cuz it’s like the South China Sea up in here! We got ships ramming each other like it’s nobody’s business. You’ll be sailing along, minding your own business, and BAM! You get rammed by a Chinese ship. But don’t worry, it’s all part of the fun!

Plus, we got 60 Minutes on board filming the whole thing. You could be the next viral sensation, getting rammed by a ship on live TV. And who knows, maybe the tension will draw the U.S. in too! Imagine playing Minecraft while dodging international conflict. It’s like a real-life action movie, but in block form.

So come on, join the madness and see what all the fuss is about. Who knows, you might just become the hero of the South China Sea!

Midlife Crisis SMP: Where the blocks are hot and the players are not!

#exciting, active members, Adventure, bedrock, blocks, BUILD, Community, Connect, Crisis, crossplay, Discord, Explore, Fun, Growing, hidden crates, hot, java, Midlife, Minecraft, Play, Players, Server, smp, starter crate, Thrive, world

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	8183
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	48	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Battle Standards Raised:	12	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Crystal Caves Mapped:	5
Alien Abductions:	3	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Meteorite Armor Created:	22	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6
Magic Items Found:	2681	Dragon Eggs Found:	5173

New Life SMP Server

Overview

Active Members	3
Starter Crate	Special crate provided at the start
Hidden Crates	Crates hidden throughout the world
Crossplay Support	Supports both Bedrock and Java

FAQ

1. How do I join the server?

To join the server, click on the Discord link above and connect with other players.

2. What is included in the starter crate?

The starter crate contains essential items to kick off your adventure on the server.

3. How many active members are currently on the server?

There are 3 active members on the New Life SMP Server.

4. Are there hidden crates in the world?

Yes, there are hidden crates scattered throughout the world waiting to be found.

5. Can I join if I am playing on Bedrock edition?

Yes, the server supports crossplay, so players on both Bedrock and Java editions can join.

Honkai Star Rail Minecraft Server

animated short, Asta, black swan, Character Banners, drip marketing, Feixiao, Flying Aureus Shot to Lupine Rue, Honkai, Honkai Impact, Imaginary Erudition, kafka, Light Cone Banners, Luka, Minecraft, Może, myriad celestia, Rail, Redeemable Codes, Resources, robin, Server, star, star rail, taking it easy, Thread Template

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	3627
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as a pack of creepers on a rampage? Look no further, because our server is the craziest place in all of block land!

Join us for epic adventures like riding a flying Aureus shot to Lupine Rue, battling Feixiao in a showdown that’s nothing to laugh at, and seeking the stars with the Myriad Celestia crew.

But that’s not all! Our server is packed with so much action, you’ll never want to log off. From character banners featuring Feixiao, Kafka, Black Swan, and more, to light cone banners that will have you hunting, being patient, and remembering the good times.

And don’t forget about our exclusive drip marketing, where you can snag Rappa and other goodies to enhance your gameplay.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this insane Minecraft server where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion). See you in block land, adventurer!

Premium Minecraft SMP Tag-Worth Are The Price

affordability, brand, Budget, comparison, cost, decision, Designer, expensive, high end, Investment, luxury, Minecraft, Overpriced, Premium, price, price tag, Purchase, Quality, smp, Splurge, TagWorth, Value, worth it, WORTH..

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	3506
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Magic Items Found:	7132	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	15	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16	Lunar Scepters Activated:	10
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Immortal Anvils Forged:	5	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2

Are you tired of playing on boring, basic Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of ore? Look no further, because our server is like no other!

Join us for a wild ride filled with epic quests, crazy challenges, and a community of players who are just as wacky as you are. But that’s not all – we have unicorns roaming the land, diamond trees that grow money, and a secret underground lair where you can battle dragons for fun.

And don’t even get me started on our premium price tag – it’s totally worth it! Why? Because every player who joins gets their own personal butler in-game to cater to their every need. Need more diamonds? Your butler will mine them for you. Hungry for cake? Your butler will bake it for you.

So, what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the most insane and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever play on!

KidCraftWeekendFun

#breastfeeding, Argument, baby, childcare, Communication, diaper bag, diaper change, double date, family time, Frustration, getting ready, Help, husband, KidCraftWeekendFun, parenting, SAHM, shower, stress, Support, Toddler, weekend

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	6028
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Magic Items Found:	2640
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	28	Divine Spears Created:	27
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Shattered Realms Restored:	0

Are you tired of dealing with a partner who thinks showering is more important than helping with the kids? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the perfect escape from real-life responsibilities!

Join our server and experience a world where you don’t have to worry about changing diapers or feeding babies. Instead, you can focus on building epic structures and exploring new lands with your virtual friends.

Forget about arguments over who should be doing what, on our server, everyone pitches in to create a fun and welcoming community. Plus, there’s no need to pack a diaper bag or rush to pick up the kids from the sitter – just log on and let the adventure begin!

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server today and leave the real-world drama behind. Trust us, it’s a lot more fun than dealing with a partner who thinks a candlelit shower is more important than helping out with the kids!

LuxuryCraft: Where Normal is Luxury

affluent, comfort, common luxury, convenience, deluxe, everyday luxury, Extravagant, extravagant lifestyle, Fancy, hidden luxury, high end, indulgence, Lavish, luxury, LuxuryCraft, Misconception, misunderstood luxury, normal, opulence, Posh, Privilege, Upscale

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	1566
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	11	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Phantom Rings Equipped:	14	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2
Animals Bred:	49	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Astral Orbs Gathered:	8	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0
Star Shards Collected:	123	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	51	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers with their basic features and lackluster gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most hilarious way possible!

Join our server and experience the luxury of having a pet dragon that farts rainbows and shoots out diamond blocks instead of fire. That’s right, your enemies will be dazzled by the sparkling rainbows and you’ll be rolling in diamonds in no time!

But wait, there’s more! Our server also has a secret underground disco party where all the mobs come to dance the night away. You haven’t lived until you’ve seen a Creeper busting out some sick moves to the latest hits.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about the fact that our server has a magical portal that leads to a dimension where everything is made of candy? That’s right, you can frolic through fields of cotton candy trees and swim in rivers of chocolate whenever you please.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the luxury and insanity that only we can provide. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

CraftyFeministRevolution

activism, advocacy, CraftyFeministRevolution, demonstration, equality, feminism, gender equality, HUMAN RIGHTS, Iranian activism., Iranian diaspora, Iranian women’s rights, Paris demonstration, Paris rally, protest, social justice, solidarity, women’s empowerment, women’s liberation, women’s rights activism, women’s rights advocacy, women’s rights movement

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	9418
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9
Epic Shields Constructed:	33	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Dimension Hops:	7	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	39
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	11
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Ores Mined:	6902
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2

so, liek, u know how in Minecraft u can build ur own world and stuff? well, dis server is like dat but with a twist! we got Iranian women’s rights rally goin on in Paris! u can join in on da fun and help fight for equality while also building ur dream castle or whatever! plus, we have a secret underground tunnel that leads to a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds and emeralds! u gotta join dis server for the epic adventure and the chance to make a difference in da world! come on, what are u waiting for? let’s go save some Iranian women and get rich at da same time!

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