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FailCraft: Where schools fail our youth, but we don’t! Join now for epic adventures and laughs!

“Youth, academic success, achievement gap, Adventures, Asians, Blacks, disparities, Diversity, dont, education, Epic, Fail, FailCraft, Failing.., Hispanics, INEQUALITY, international rankings, Join, laughs, meme, minority students, Performance, Pisa, SCHOOLs, Stereotypes, US education system, Whites

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	9342
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	19	Crystal Caves Mapped:	6
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Fairy Circles Danced In:	5	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Star Shards Collected:	268	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Dark Rituals Completed:	7	Phantom Rings Equipped:	25

Are you tired of failing schools and boring old servers? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us and watch as Asians and whites dominate the leaderboards, while blacks and Hispanics struggle to keep up.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so advanced that even the “white” Latinos won’t be able to meme their way out of this one. With crazy challenges and insane competitions, you’ll never have a dull moment on our server.

So why wait? Join now and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might just become the next Minecraft champion!

VinylCraft: Where Creepers drop sick beats and Endermen are the ultimate DJs

album, artist, beats, browsing, collection, CREEPERS, DJS, Drop, endermen, Entertainment, genre, hobby, leisure, Music, music lover, music recommendations, music shopping, music store, Recommendations, record collection, record hunting, record store, shopping, shopping list, sick, Ultimate, Vinyl, VinylCraft

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	394
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	27
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9	Immortal Potions Brewed:	10
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Divine Spears Created:	23
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4	Meteorite Armor Created:	26

Are you tired of boring old record stores? Come join our Minecraft server instead! We have a virtual record store where you can buy music made entirely by creepers and skeletons. Trust us, their music is to die for! Plus, rumor has it that if you play their songs backwards, you’ll unlock secret crafting recipes for diamond armor made out of cheese. So why waste your time at a regular record store when you can join our server and rock out with some explosive tunes?

LOLcraft: Where even losers can be winners!

belief in yourself, challenge, Confidence, determination, growth mindset., inner strength, LolCraft, Loser, Losers, motivation, never give up, overcoming obstacles, perseverance, positive thinking, prove me wrong, resilience, self esteem, self improvement, self worth, self-validation, strength, success, WINNERS

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	4157
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	9
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	7
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Cursed Lands Purified:	9	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Demon Skulls Collected:	14	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	23
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer the same old stuff? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, and most insane place to play Minecraft!

Join us if you want to ride on flying pigs, battle evil llamas with laser eyes, and mine for diamonds with a pickaxe made out of cheese! Our server is so wild that even the creepers have a sense of humor and tell knock-knock jokes before exploding.

But that’s not all! We have a secret underground disco party where you can dance with skeletons and zombies to the latest tunes. And don’t even get me started on our giant chicken races – you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a chicken wearing sunglasses zoom past you on a race track.

So, if you think you’ve seen it all in Minecraft, think again and join our server to experience the most outrageous and hilarious adventures you’ve ever had in the blocky world. Prove me wrong if you dare!

Kickin’ Kids Minecraft Madness

Abuse, cruise, Family Values, home, inherit, kick, kickin, Kids, madness, Minecraft, parents, pipo, Rent, retirement homes, Revenge, Sell, trip, Tropics, tyrone, vacation, yt

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	9986
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Magic Items Found:	2253	Glorious Feasts Held:	13
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	17
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Magic Wands Crafted:	24	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	7
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6	Love Letters Sent:	2
Mythical Quests Completed:	44	Portal Loops Escaped:	3

Are you tired of living in a world where parents kick you out the moment you turn 18? Look no further, because on our Minecraft server, parents are banned from kicking you out! In fact, they have to pay YOU rent if they want you to stay in their virtual home.

But that’s not all – on our server, parents are so obsessed with their vacation cruise trips that they would rather sell their homes than pass them down to their kids. And if that’s not crazy enough, they’ll even put their own parents in retirement homes as revenge, knowing they’ll be abused by someone named Tyrone.

So if you’re looking for a server where family values are thrown out the window and chaos reigns supreme, join us today! Just watch out for those sneaky yt pipo…

CraftyAnon’s Epic Block Party Server: No. 73492410 – Where the only limit is your imagination!

adult content, ANONYMOUS, BLOCK, CraftyAnons, desire, Epic, Erotic, erotic literature, explicit, FANTASY, Forbidden, imagination, INTIMATE, Limit, lustful, Naughty, No. 73492410, Party, passionate, Provocative, romance, seductive, Sensual, sensual pleasure, Server, sexual, Steamy

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	352
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	14	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Epic Quests Completed:	10	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Mythical Relics Collected:	17
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	9
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	44
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	12	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	36

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us for a wild ride filled with erotic adventures and steamy encounters in a pixelated world like no other.

Our server is home to a community of players who aren’t afraid to get a little frisky in the virtual world. From sexy roleplay scenarios to scandalous pixel art creations, you never know what you’ll stumble upon in our world.

But that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret underground strip club where players can show off their best dance moves and earn in-game currency. And if you’re feeling extra daring, you can even participate in our weekly “Naked and Afraid” challenge where players must survive in the wilderness without any clothes on!

So why wait? Join us today for a Minecraft experience that’s sure to leave you blushing and laughing all at once. Just make sure to keep your diamond pickaxe handy – you never know when things might get a little heated!

CraftyCreeperz: Where No. 673176429 by Anonymous is always welcome!

ANONYMOUS, CraftyCreeperz

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	8165
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	9	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	4
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Lunar Scepters Activated:	6
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Runes Activated:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and gameplay? Well, look no further! Our server is like no other, because we have a secret underground disco party that only the coolest players can access. Dance the night away with creepers and skeletons while sipping on virtual cocktails made by our resident bartender, Steve.

But that’s not all! We also have a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted gear that only the bravest adventurers can find. Rumor has it that the chest is guarded by a pack of wild llamas who will challenge you to a dance-off before letting you claim your loot.

And if you’re feeling extra daring, you can take a ride on our roller coaster that goes through a lava-filled volcano. Don’t worry, we have fire-resistant minecarts for your safety (kind of).

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the wildest, wackiest Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had! Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen.

Orthodox Block Party: It’s LIT & Banned

banned, BLOCK, Church, dominant religion, EOC congregations, Estonia, Estonia’s security, holy war, internal operations, Islamic terrorists, Islamist terrorists, Läänemets, largest church, lit, Moscow, Orthodox, orthodox church, orthodoxy, Party, Patriarchate, Religion, security threat, subordination, Western values, Western world

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	4408
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Magical Moments Shared:	14
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Mysterious Portals Opened:	17	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1

Are you tired of dealing with the drama of Estonia banning the Orthodox Church? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the perfect escape from real-world politics! Join us and build your own virtual church without the fear of government interference.

Our server is a safe haven for all religions, even the ones that may be banned in real life. You can create your own religious sect, perform virtual ceremonies, and even start a holy war against other players (in a friendly, non-violent way of course).

So why wait? Join our server now and let your religious freedom run wild! Who knows, maybe you’ll even become the virtual pope of Minecraft land.

MineCrafty McMineFace – Digging, Building, and Memes Galore!

art exhibit, avatars, Ayylien Edition, building, concerts, creations, Currency, cyberpunk fair, Digging, ebento, equal10, Events, FaMESHed X, Galore, hair stores, in-game economy, McMineFace, Meetings, memes, minecrafty, mmo, Second Life General, SLURLs, Socialize, User-generated content, virtual world

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	8184
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	17	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	42	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Gods Slained:	1
Endless Legions Commanded:	20	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Magic Items Found:	2473
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Crystal Caves Mapped:	4

Welcome to Ayylien Edition! This Minecraft server is like Second Life, but with a twist – you can trade in-game currency for real-life cash! That’s right, you can make bank while building your virtual empire.

Customize your avatar, sell your creations, and explore a vast world filled with aliens, unicorns, and talking potatoes. Attend virtual events like intergalactic concerts, alien screenings, and potato meetings. Don’t forget to engage in some (E)RP with your fellow players – the possibilities are endless!

Join us now and experience the madness of Ayylien Edition. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret alien society or uncover a hidden potato treasure. The only limit is your imagination (and maybe the server’s rules, but who reads those anyway?). See you in the virtual universe, Ayylien out!

PerfMinecraft: Where even the pixels are flawless

designer clothing, dressing up, fashion, fashion goals, fashion trends, fashionista, FLAWLESS, high fashion, Hugo Boss, Menswear, outfit inspiration, PerfMinecraft, pixels, s Oliver, socks, stealing looks, Style, suit jacket, suit pants, trendy, underwear, Wardrobe

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	7979
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Votes:	295
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	48
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1

Are you tired of looking like a noob in Minecraft? Join our server and steal the looks of the most stylish players around! We’ve got Hugo Boss shirts, s Oliver ultimate suit jackets, and even red Hugo socks/undies for that extra flair. And if you’re wondering how high our fashion game is, let’s just say we’re on cloud 9 (literally, we built a fashion runway up there). Don’t be a fashion disaster, join our server and slay in style!

Crafty Creeper Crew: No griefing, just good vibes and building!

anti-semitism, Bigotry, building, Crafty, creeper, CREW, discrimination, Good, Griefing, harmful actions, harmful attitudes, harmful behavior, harmful beliefs, harmful language, harmful rhetoric, harmful stereotypes, Hate Speech, hurtful behavior, hurtful beliefs, hurtful language, hurtful stereotypes, ignorance, intolerance, offensive language, prejudice, racism, VIBES

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	6530
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	22	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7
Crystal Caves Mapped:	10	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Dragon Scales Harvested:	272
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Towns Built:	4
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	17
Void Armor Forged:	23	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Look no further, because our server is the craziest, wildest place you’ll ever experience in the world of blocks and mobs!

Join us and you’ll be greeted by a friendly army of dancing chickens who will guide you through our enchanted forest filled with talking trees and flying pigs. Want to mine for diamonds? Well, on our server, the diamonds mine themselves and jump into your inventory!

But that’s not all – we have a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than the Ender Dragon himself! Dance the night away with creepers, skeletons, and even a few friendly zombies.

So why waste your time on those “noo good” servers when you can join us for the most epic, ridiculous, and downright hilarious Minecraft experience of your life? See you in the game!