WTF Minecraft Servers | Page 9 | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Hack Attack: WTF is this server’s problem? LOL

#venting, aggravation, anger, annoyance, Attack, confusion, disbelief, exasperation, Frustration, Hack, incredulity, Irritation, lol, long trail tag, Problem, rant, Servers, vexation, what the fuck, WTF

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	2491
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Potions Brewed:	138	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Astral Projections Made:	3	Buildings Constructed:	12
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Epic Weapons Forged:	2
Forbidden Relics Collected:	8	Elemental Crystals Collected:	77

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and restrictions? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild west saloon on steroids!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of dodging flaming arrows while riding a pig through a maze of lava pits. Our server is so crazy, even the creepers are scared to explode!

And if you’re lucky, you might just stumble upon the legendary diamond sword of Chuck Norris himself. Rumor has it that whoever wields it gains the power to banish griefers to the Nether for eternity.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us and see if you have what it takes to survive in our insane Minecraft world. Just be sure to watch out for that one player who insists on building giant statues of Steve’s head everywhere. Seriously, what the fuck is that hack’s problem?

James’ Fixed WTF Server

Fixed, James, long trail tag, Server, they fixed, WTF

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	8450
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
New Chunks Explored:	193638	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Ether Blades Crafted:	8	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Divine Relics Bestowed:	7	Royal Courts Attended:	5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	6	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Magic Crystals Found:	10	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6

Welcome to our epic Minecraft server where we have magical powers to fix even the most broken players like James. You won’t believe the crazy adventures you’ll have on our server.

Join us if you want to ride on a flying pig while battling a dragon made of cheese. Our server is so insane that even the creepers dance to disco music instead of exploding.

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds and gold that only the bravest players can find. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a unicorn that poops rainbows.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the weird and wacky world of Minecraft like never before!

Crafty Karen’s Crazy Minecraft Server

conspiracy theories, controversial topics, Crafty, crazy, current events, elected officials, extremism, Giddy, INSANE, Jews, Karens, lefty, Minecraft, online behavior, POL, Politics, russians, Server, social media, STRINGS, twitter, war funding, white women, wrong, WTF

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	6104
Rating:	4.3 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
New Chunks Explored:	139866	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Votes:	8165	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11
Epic Weapons Forged:	8	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	10

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the war funding is flowing like lava and the Russians are causing more chaos than a creeper in a TNT shop! Join us if you want to see elected officials being puppeteered by Russians more than /pol/ thinks the Jews are behind everything. It’s a wild ride filled with conspiracy theories and explosive surprises. So grab your pickaxe and join us for a Minecraft experience like no other!

Crafty AF: Where ‘Wtf I wasn’t lying’ is the norm!

Arabs, Bigotry, chuds, controversial statements, Crafty, culture, Deception, disbelief, discrimination, false accusations, ignorance, lying.., MIDDLE EAST, misconceptions, norm, prejudice, racism, reality check, Social Issues, Stereotypes, Truth, WASNT, WTF

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	5474
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	26	Orbs of Power Found:	9
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Wyrmholes Dug:	10
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	17	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where you can experience the craziest adventures in blocky land!

Join us if you want to witness Arabs riding on llamas while battling creeper armies with diamond swords! Yes, you heard it right, chuds are real and they are taking over the server!

Don’t miss out on the chance to build your own floating castle made entirely out of emerald blocks and ride on a giant chicken into battle against the Ender Dragon!

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and be a part of the most insane Minecraft server ever created!

Normie Spawn: WTF Passion for Minecraft

Birthday, Boredom, bullshit, Business, Designed, do nothing, Eating, family, humans, INTERNSHIP, Job, kill myself, meaningless, Minecraft, MODERN, Normie, normies, paid, Passion, School, Spawn, STUDIES, work, WTF

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	3355
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Magic Items Found:	5753	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8
Void Gems Collected:	22	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Alien Abductions:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	36	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	25	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	7
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4

Welcome to the Craziest Minecraft Server Ever!

Are you tired of the boring modern world where people are obsessed with meaningless jobs and internships? Do you want to escape the mundane and enter a world where anything is possible?

Join our Minecraft server and let your imagination run wild! Build insane structures, explore mysterious caves, and fight off dragons with your friends!

On our server, you don’t have to worry about boring school or work. Instead, you can live out your wildest fantasies and create your own adventure!

So why wait? Join our server now and say goodbye to the modern world of boring jobs and internships. Let’s have some epic fun together!

Crafty LOLz: Front Page Shenanigans

archives, Board, browsing, Communication, confusion, Crafty, discussion, forum, front, front page, Frustration, glitch, internet, lolz, Online Community, open thread, page, rant, Reply, Shenanigans, technical issue, Technology, Thread, Website, WTF

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	5549
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	7	Immortal Potions Brewed:	7
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	49	Divine Relics Bestowed:	13
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	11	Rune Stones Activated:	5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Runes Activated:	2
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3

Welcome to the most chaotic and insane Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player on our server built a giant toilet made entirely out of diamond blocks. Why, you ask? Because why not! And that’s just the beginning.

If you join our server, you’ll have the chance to ride flying pigs, battle zombie llamas, and even participate in a dance-off with the Ender Dragon. Oh, and did I mention that our server is located on a giant floating island in the shape of a pineapple? Yeah, it’s pretty wild.

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft experience like no other, come join us on this server. Just be prepared for the unexpected, the outrageous, and the downright ridiculous. See you there!

BoomerCraft: Where the Creepers are the Only Ones Over 20!

>20 years old, ageless, Ancient, BoomerCraft, classic, CREEPERS, Enduring, Historic, iconic, It still holds up great, Lasting, long-lasting, nostalgic, old school, Retro, Throwback, Timeless, Traditional, vintage, WTF

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	568
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	10	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Divine Relics Bestowed:	10	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Zombie Dances:	7
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4

Welcome to our legendary Minecraft server! This server is like a fine wine – it’s over 20 years old and still holds up great!

Join us for a wild ride through pixelated paradise where you can build epic structures, battle fierce mobs, and make friends with players who have been mining and crafting since the dawn of time.

Our server is so old, it’s practically a Minecraft museum. You’ll find ancient ruins, hidden treasures, and maybe even a few ghosts of players past haunting the server. But don’t worry, they’re friendly – just don’t touch their diamond pickaxes!

So why should you join our server? Well, where else can you find a community of players who have been building and exploring for decades? Plus, we have a secret dungeon filled with cake and llamas – but shh, that’s for members only.

Come join us on our timeless Minecraft server and experience the joy of crafting, building, and laughing at creepers who can’t seem to figure out how to blow up properly. See you in the pixelated world!

DreamCraft: Where Nightmares Come to Play!

anxiety, confusion, coping strategies, Darkness, Disturbing, DreamCraft, dreams, fear, going on, Haunting, insomnia, mental health, Nightmares, Play, Psychological, Sleep, sleep paralysis, subconscious, surreal, Terror, Therapy, WTF

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	9913
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	101
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	20
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Enchanted Armories Found:	3
Wyrmholes Dug:	8	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Potions Brewed:	70	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2
Astral Amulets Crafted:	45	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1

Are you tired of boring old dreams where you’re just flying or falling? Join our Minecraft server and experience nightmares every time you sleep! We’ve got creepy crawlies, spooky specters, and terrifying monsters lurking around every corner. Who needs a good night’s rest when you can have a heart-pounding adventure in your dreams? Join now and never have a peaceful night again!

Crafting Chaos: Where Even Creepers Can Cast Their Ballots

Ballots, cast, Chaos, controversy, Crafting, CREEPERS, Decision making, Dem votes, Democracy, Government, international relations, Israel, Jesus, lawmakers, measures, Politics, radical idea, shot down, Support, taiwan, Trust, Ukraine, Vote, Wall, WTF

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	1713
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	7	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	42
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Star Shards Collected:	77
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	39	Potions Brewed:	102

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and unpredictable as politics? Look no further than our server, where we have separate measures for Ukraine, Israel, Taiwan, and even the Wall!

Join us and witness Israel getting 100% support from our players – trust us, it’s a sight to see. Ukraine might pass with only Dem votes, but that’s just how we roll. And don’t even get us started on Taiwan…seriously, what the heck is going on there?

So if you’re looking for a server that’s as chaotic and entertaining as global politics, come join us and experience the madness for yourself!

WTF Minecraft Madness: A Server for When You’re Feeling Lost in Block World

#venting, anxiety, BLOCK, confusion, coping, depression, emotions, feeling, Frustration, Lost, madness, mental health, mindfulness, Minecraft, overwhelmed, reaching out, seeking guidance, seeking help, SELF AWARENESS, self compassion, self reflection, self-care, Server, stress, Support, Therapy, world, WTF, Youre

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	8252
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	41	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	5	Crystal Wands Charged:	18
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	24	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Enchanted Armories Found:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Lunar Scepters Activated:	7	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Players Killed by Monsters:	6114

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because on our server, you can ride llamas into battle against an army of evil chickens! That’s right, we have a whole storyline where the chickens have taken over the world and it’s up to you and your trusty llama steed to save the day.

But that’s not all, we also have a secret underground disco party where you can dance with creepers and skeletons all night long. And if you’re feeling adventurous, you can embark on a quest to find the legendary diamond banana, rumored to grant its owner unlimited power and a lifetime supply of cake.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most ridiculous Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

SpearCraft: Alien History

Alien, Alien Civilizations, alien technology, Ancient Weapons, BUILD, Combat, design, Effectiveness, extraterrestrial civilizations, History, hunting tools, long tail tags, primitive technology, Simplicity, spear design, spear use, SpearCraft, Spears, Use, WARFARE, WEAPONRY

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	809
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Chimeras Created:	4
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Mythical Swords Crafted:	98
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Horror Stories Survived:	1
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Holy Grails Found:	5	Magic Items Found:	2225
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Dragons Tamed:	2

LOL JOIN DIS SERVER CUZ WE GOT SPEARS FOR DAYS, U CAN BE LIKE AN ALIEN CIVILIZATION AND POKE PPL FROM FAR AWAY. WE GOT SPEAR DESIGNERS, SPEAR BUILDERS, AND SPEAR THROWERS. U CAN BE THE SPEAR KING AND RULE OVER ALL THE NOOBS WITH UR POINTY STICK OF DOOM. SO COME JOIN US AND LET’S MAKE HISTORY WITH OUR EPIC SPEAR BATTLES. #SPEARLIFE #ALIENSWITHSTICKS #POKETHEMALL

PixelMods

Curseforge, Download, Economy, FTB, MCMMO, Minecraft, Modpack, PixelMods, Pixelmon, PvE, Server, smp, Survival

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	8821
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	234
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Buildings Constructed:	46
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	6	Epic Weapons Forged:	10
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	10
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1

PixelMods SMP Modpack, Download the modpack on curseforge: https://www.curseforge.com/minecraft/modpacks/pixelmods-pixelmon-smp-server

pixelmon.pixel-mods.com

Pixelmon with a side of chaos! Come for the PokeDex Rewards, stay for the Pixelmon Bingo and Server Raids! LGBTQ+ Friendly, Adult Owned.

Adult, Bingo, Chaos, Custom Crates, EV Training, Friendly, Gym Leaders, LGBTQ, Modded, Owned, Pixelmon, Pixelmon Hunts, Pokebags, Pokedex, Raids, Rewards, Server, Side, Spleef Events, stay, Wondertrade

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	5622
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Titanic Battles Fought:	11	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	18	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	12

Server Name	Astral Pixelmon
Version	9.1.12
IP	play.astralpixelmon.com
Discord	discord.astralpixelmon.com

Overview:

Astral Pixelmon offers a variety of features including EV training, Pixelmon Bingo, Dex Rewards, Custom Crates, WonderTrade, Pokebags, Pixelmon Raids, Gambling, Timber Mod, and more. The server is adult owned, LGBTQ+ friendly, and hosts weekly events such as Spleef Events and Pixelmon Hunts.

FAQ:

How do I join the server?

To join the server, simply input the IP address play.astralpixelmon.com in your Minecraft client and connect to the server.

Are there any rules I need to follow on the server?

Yes, please refer to the server’s Discord or website for the full list of rules and guidelines to follow while playing on Astral Pixelmon.

Do you have any custom features on the server?

Yes, the server offers custom features such as Gym Leaders, Custom Textures, GTS (Global Trade Station), Auction House, and Resource World.

Can I participate in events on the server?

Yes, the server hosts weekly events such as Spleef Events and Pixelmon Hunts that players can participate in for rewards and fun.

Is the server beginner-friendly?

Yes, the server welcomes players of all skill levels and is beginner-friendly. Feel free to ask other players or staff for help if needed.

Gay Craft Minecraft Server

acceptance, Authenticity, Confidence, courage, Craft, empowerment, equality, Gay, Invisibility, LGBTQ, love, Minecraft, rejection, self love, self worth, self-acceptance, Self-expression, Server, Sexuality, societal norms, societal pressure, Stereotypes, Vulnerability

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	3820
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Chimeras Created:	3
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Farms Harvested:	391
Dragon Eggs Found:	1393	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Cursed Lands Purified:	8
Magical Frogs Kissed:	4	Immortal Potions Brewed:	5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	50	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	344
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	15	Crops Grown:	3367

Are you tired of feeling invisible to the ladies? Are you tired of having to work for someone’s attention? Well, look no further because on our Minecraft server, you’ll be treated like the king you are from the moment you log in. No need to play it cool or use cheesy pickup lines, just be yourself and watch the ladies flock to you like bees to honey.

And if that’s not enough to convince you to join our server, how about this: on our server, you were born with all the skills and abilities you need to succeed. No need for gimmicks or special potions, just jump in and start dominating the game from day one. So why wait? Join our server today and start living your best Minecraft life.

NOOOOO I NEED TO SPEND 16 HOURS A DAY… Minecraft SMP

Burnout, career dissatisfaction, Day, efficiency, factory line, Frustration, HOURS, job dissatisfaction, job satisfaction, Labor, long hours, mental health, Minecraft, monotony, NOOOOO, productivity, repetitive tasks, smp, spend, Time management, work addiction, work ethic, work stress, work-life balance, workaholic, workaholism

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	6493
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Gods Slained:	2
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Crops Grown:	3320
Cursed Lands Purified:	7	Emeralds Found:	7611
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Buildings Constructed:	26
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Phantom Blocks Placed:	9	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Chimeras Created:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	14

Are you tired of spending 16 hours a day doing the same monotonous task over and over in a factory line? Well, have we got the solution for you! Join our Minecraft SMP where you can spend 16 hours a day doing the same 15-second task over and over again in a virtual world instead! But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is haunted by a ghostly chicken who will steal your diamonds if you don’t sacrifice a stack of porkchops every full moon. So come join us for a wild ride of insanity, chaos, and endless repetition!

BackroomBuddies Minecraft Server

aita, BackroomBuddies, Backrooms.., child safety, Confrontation, Customer, danger, Employee, grocery store, irresponsible, Minecraft, negligence, parenting, policy, Retail, rules, safety regulations, Server, supervision, unauthorized access, Walmart, warehouse, whipped cream

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	7395
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5
Meteorite Armor Created:	29	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	5	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	40

Are you tired of boring old grocery stores where parents send their kids to fetch whipped cream from dangerous back rooms? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the place to be!

Join us for a wild adventure where you can push pallets, dodge angry moms, and explore unloading truck areas in search of the elusive whipped cream. Who needs a grocery store when you can have all this excitement in the virtual world?

Don’t miss out on the chance to experience the thrill of breaking the rules and risking it all for a sweet treat. Join our server now and let the madness begin!

DivorceCraft: No “Who Gets Me” Drama!

BETRAYAL, Boundaries, Cheating, Conflict, Decision making, Divorce, DivorceCraft, Drama, Drugs, family, forgiveness, friendship, hysterectomy, infertility, Lies, loyalty, Property, Rehab, relationships, Social Group, Support, Trust

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	5115
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	15	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Mines Excavated:	3173	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5
Goblin Markets Raided:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride like no other! Just like the drama in this story, our server is full of twists and turns that will keep you on the edge of your blocky seat.

Imagine a world where friendships are tested, secrets are revealed, and alliances are formed. Just like how Jane’s lies were uncovered, you’ll uncover hidden treasures and mysteries in our server.

Don’t be left out like poor Jane without any friends – join our server and become part of a community that will always have your back. Who knows, you might even find yourself in a situation where you have to choose sides, just like in this crazy story!

So come on, grab your pickaxe and get ready for an adventure that will leave you questioning everything you thought you knew about Minecraft servers. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on all the drama and excitement that awaits you!

ProfessionJokez Minecraft SMP

Minecraft, ProfessionJokez, smp

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	1613
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	10	Void Armor Forged:	29
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Chimeras Created:	3	Ores Mined:	8404
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	12
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Gods Slained:	0	Astral Orbs Gathered:	8
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	11	Crystal Wands Charged:	13

Are you tired of being a peasant in the realm of Minecraft? Do you dream of becoming a respected member of society once again? Look no further than our server, where we will turn your joke of a profession into a hilarious success story!

Join our SMP and watch as your once highly respected profession becomes the talk of the town. From being a lowly chicken farmer to a prestigious potato harvester, the possibilities are endless. Who knows, you might even become the ruler of the server with your newfound comedic talents!

So why wait? Join us today and let’s turn your profession into a joke worth laughing at!

LonelyCraft: Craft Your Companions!

companions, coping with loneliness., Craft, Loneliness, loneliness advice, loneliness awareness, loneliness community, loneliness counseling, loneliness discussion, loneliness guidance, loneliness help, loneliness management, loneliness quotes, loneliness resources, loneliness solutions, loneliness strategies, loneliness support, loneliness techniques, loneliness therapy, loneliness tips, LonelyCraft, mental health, self-care

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	7794
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	20
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Enchanted Forests Planted:	8	Haunted Chests Opened:	1
Buildings Constructed:	41	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Dragon Scales Harvested:	333
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4

Are you tired of mining diamonds all by yourself? Do you long for the company of fellow blockheads who share your love for building epic structures and battling creepers? Look no further, because our Minecraft server is the ultimate cure for loneliness!

Join us and you’ll never have to worry about being alone again. Our community is so lively and vibrant, you’ll feel like you’re at a virtual block party 24/7. Need a buddy to help you take down the Ender Dragon? We’ve got you covered. Want to show off your pixel art skills to a crowd of adoring fans? We’ve got those too.

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a mysterious player who is said to have built a castle made entirely of TNT. Rumor has it that if you can find him and defeat him in a build battle, he’ll grant you three wishes.

So come on down to our server and say goodbye to loneliness forever. Who needs real friends when you’ve got a whole virtual world to explore with your fellow blockheads?

Redstone Roubles Minecraft Server

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	4517
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	1236	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	32
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	7
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	8
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	19
Wyrmholes Dug:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1

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we have a secret underground russian bunker where you can hide from the full weight of secondary sanctions and pretend you’re a spy trying to save the world!

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but beware, because october 12 is when the real chaos begins and you’ll have to fight off crazy mobs and evil villains to survive!

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