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15m wait to post? wtf? – Minecraft SMP

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	1033
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Legendary Scepters Created:	7
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	64
Magical Frogs Kissed:	4	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Magical Moments Shared:	20	Runes Activated:	2

Are you tired of waiting 15 whole minutes just to post on a boring old server? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place to be for all the alpha you need! Forget about /biz/, that place is dead anyway. Our server is where all the cool kids hang out and make insane gains. Trust us, you won’t regret joining our wacky world filled with crazy adventures and hilarious shenanigans. So what are you waiting for? Join now and get ready for the ride of your life!

Crafty Chaos Minecraft Server

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	7237
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	8
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	11	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Enchanted Armories Found:	8	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Astral Staffs Crafted:	18	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Living Shadows Defeated:	1

Welcome to the most insane Minecraft server you’ll ever come across! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is run by a group of deranged llamas who have a penchant for building the most ridiculous structures you’ve ever seen. From giant toilets to upside-down houses, you’ll never be bored exploring our world.

2. We have a secret underground society of zombie pigmen who have formed their own government and are constantly plotting to take over the server. Join them or fight against them, the choice is yours!

3. Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a mythical creature said to lay diamond eggs that grant you special powers. Can you find and tame this elusive beast?

4. We host weekly “Troll Tuesdays” where players are encouraged to prank each other in the most absurd ways possible. From filling someone’s house with llamas to turning their entire inventory into raw fish, the possibilities are endless!

So, what are you waiting for? Join our server and experience the madness for yourself. Just be prepared to ask yourself, “what the fuck were they thinking?” on a regular basis.

Pixel Pals Minecraft Server

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	2135
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Void Gems Collected:	28
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Shadow Figures Spotted:	4	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Meteorites Collected:	0	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1

Are you tired of being misled by the internet? Join our Minecraft server where we promise you won’t encounter any fake news like this! We have a strict “no misinformation” policy and guarantee that you will only find wholesome and accurate content here. Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually run by a group of highly intelligent llamas who are experts in fact-checking. So come join us and let’s debunk some myths together!

WTF is Wrong Minecraft SMP

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	144
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	24	New Chunks Explored:	60909
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	19	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Dragons Tamed:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where people actually play the game like normal human beings? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where chaos reigns supreme and the only rule is to have fun (and maybe not grief too much, but who’s really keeping track?).

Picture this: you log on to our server and are immediately greeted by a giant chicken riding a pig, being chased by a pack of angry llamas. That’s just a taste of the insanity that awaits you on our server. Want to build a house made entirely of TNT? Go for it! Feel like starting a war with the neighboring village just for kicks? Why not! The possibilities are endless when you join our server.

But that’s not all – we also have regular events like “Dress Your Pig in Drag” day and “Build a Rollercoaster Using Only Obsidian” competition. Plus, our admin team is made up of actual unicorns who grant wishes to players who can beat them in a game of musical chairs.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare for a wild ride unlike anything you’ve ever experienced before. And remember, if you’re not having fun, you’re doing it wrong!

Woke Up Minecraft Server

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	9391
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	19	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Magic Wands Crafted:	22	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Love Letters Sent:	17	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Crops Grown:	2578	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14	Divine Spears Created:	24

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where waking up to bizarre and mysterious occurrences is just part of the fun! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of not knowing what the heck is going on every time you log in.

One time, a player woke up in the server to find their entire house covered in pink sheep. Another player reported seeing a giant chicken roaming around the spawn area, clucking menacingly. And don’t even get us started on the time someone accidentally summoned a horde of angry llamas by trying to build a llama farm.

So if you’re looking for a server that will keep you on your toes and make you question your sanity, then come join us! Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on this server, anything can happen.

Boob Grope Minecraft Server

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	3250
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3	Runes Activated:	1
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	182
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	16
Unseen Monsters Slain:	8	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where everyone just builds the same old stuff? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a special feature where players can grope each other’s virtual boobs! That’s right, forget about mining and crafting, it’s all about boob groping here! And the best part? Only girls can do it! Sorry guys, you’ll just have to stick to building giant phallic structures instead. So come join us for a truly unique Minecraft experience that you won’t find anywhere else!

FiredForMinecraftSMP

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	5442
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	7	Orbs of Power Found:	7
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Void Armor Forged:	24
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	20	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6
Lunar Scepters Activated:	8	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4

Hey there fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of boring old SMPs with the same old rules and restrictions? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wildest, and most NSFW place to be!

Picture this: one player got fired from our server for building a giant statue of a chicken twerking in the spawn area. Yes, you read that right. A twerking chicken statue. It was so outrageous that even the moderators couldn’t handle it!

But that’s not all! Another player got the boot for trying to start a llama fight club in the Nether. Apparently, the llamas were not happy about being forced to fight each other for entertainment. Who would’ve thought?

So if you’re looking for a server where anything goes and the only rule is to have a good time, then join us today! Just be prepared for the unexpected and remember to leave your sanity at the door.

WTF, Arch Install Minecraft SMP: Script Makes Arch Easier Than Most Linux Distro

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	1912
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	6	Divine Relics Bestowed:	12
Rune Stones Activated:	7	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Magical Moments Shared:	14	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	15
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	25
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	3

Are you tired of struggling with complicated Linux distros that make you want to pull your hair out? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is easier to navigate than an archinstall script! Seriously, we’ve got more plugins than you can shake a stick at, including one that turns all the creepers into friendly kittens. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself is a regular player on our server, and he’s actually a pretty chill guy once you get to know him. So come join us and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had!

Minecraft SMP: BitchudsGoneWild

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	9109
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	3
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	25
Crystal Caves Mapped:	4	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Void Gems Collected:	30

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is building a dirt house? Well, look no further because our SMP is where the real party is at! We have flying pigs, talking cows, and a secret underground disco where the creepers bust a move. Plus, rumor has it that if you find the legendary diamond chicken, you’ll be granted three wishes by Notch himself. So come join us and experience the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Just watch out for the llama mafia…they don’t take kindly to outsiders.

BlockyBlunders Minecraft Server

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	2394
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Rune Stones Activated:	12
Runes Activated:	4	Fairy Circles Danced In:	5
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Magical Moments Shared:	28	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4

Are you tired of boring, basic Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Look no further, because our server is the craziest, wackiest place you’ll ever visit in the Minecraft universe! Why join us, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story…

Once upon a time, a player joined our server and was immediately greeted by a llama riding a chicken while wearing a top hat. Yes, you read that right. The llama’s name was Sir Clucksalot and he had a mission to lead players on epic quests filled with ridiculous challenges and absurd obstacles. But that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret underground disco party where creepers breakdance and zombies do the electric slide.

And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, just wait until you see our custom-built roller coaster that takes you on a wild ride through a pixelated jungle filled with exploding watermelons and flying pigs. Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before.

So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and prepare to have your mind blown by the sheer insanity that awaits you. And remember, on our server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few exploding watermelons).

Holo’s Hub of Hilarity: Where Cute and Pure Collide in Minecraft!

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	2739
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	23	Phantom Blocks Placed:	5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	7
Crystal Wands Charged:	13	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Immortal Anvils Forged:	14	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as adorable as your wife Holo? Look no further, because our server is filled with cute and pure fun! Join us for a chance to build a castle made entirely out of rainbow-colored blocks, ride on flying pigs, and battle evil zombies with fluffy bunnies as your sidekicks. Plus, rumor has it that if you find the secret diamond mine hidden deep within the server, you’ll unlock a magical portal to a land where unicorns roam free and cake grows on trees. So come on, join us and let’s make some Minecraft magic together!

Crafty McCraftface’s Realm of LOLs

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	2862
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Farms Harvested:	186
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Towns Built:	5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Rainbows Spotted:	8	Gods Slained:	0
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	129	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you mine and build all day with no excitement? Well, say his name and join our server for a wild ride!

Legend has it that our server is haunted by the ghost of a creeper who loves to photobomb your screenshots. But don’t worry, he’s a friendly ghost who just wants to add some spice to your gameplay.

If you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted diamond pickaxes and golden apples. Just be careful of the lava pit trap that guards it – it’s been known to turn players into roasted marshmallows.

And if you’re feeling adventurous, take a trip to the Nether where you’ll find a secret disco party hosted by the Ender Dragon. Dance the night away with your fellow players and watch out for the zombie pigmen who have some killer dance moves.

So what are you waiting for? Say his name and join our server for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of courage – you’re gonna need it!

Crafty Neet Haven: Where No Healthcare, Just Blocks and Creepers!

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	4389
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Enchantments Applied:	134	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	9472	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7	Void Armor Forged:	28
Dimension Hops:	5	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we offer the ultimate escape from the anti-neet Jewish scheme of real life! On our server, you can be a professional neet and never have to worry about working a day in your virtual life.

Imagine a world where you can own multiple homes, have an endless supply of food, and never have to leave your cozy virtual paradise to go to a grocery store. That’s right, on our server, you can live the neet dream without any pesky responsibilities.

Join us and experience the freedom of being a professional neet in a world where universal healthcare is a thing of the past. Say goodbye to the real world and hello to a life of virtual luxury on our server. Trust us, once you join, you’ll never want to leave!

Crafty McVidyaBoys: Where Pixels and Pranks Collide!

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	285
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	73	Mines Excavated:	4716
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Mythical Swords Crafted:	67
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Crops Grown:	8821
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Players Killed by Monsters:	9317	Love Letters Sent:	2
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	3
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through a pixelated wonderland!

Join us for epic adventures where you can ride on flying pigs, battle evil llamas, and even tame a dragon to ride into battle! Our server is so crazy, even the creepers are afraid to blow up because they know they’ll just respawn and do it all over again!

But wait, there’s more! We have custom mini-games like “Chicken Jousting” where you can ride on top of chickens and duel your friends to see who is the ultimate chicken champion. And don’t forget about our exclusive “Disco Dungeon” where you can boogie down with skeletons and zombies to the latest Minecraft hits!

So what are you waiting for? Join us at vidya boys for the wackiest, wildest, and most hilarious Minecraft experience of your life! Trust us, you’ll never want to leave (and neither will the zombies, but that’s a story for another day)!

Pixelated Paradise: Where You Can Stare at Beautiful Blocks

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	1954
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	18	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	8	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Elemental Crystals Collected:	28
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	9256
Horror Stories Survived:	4	Forbidden Relics Collected:	7
Dragon Eggs Found:	2358	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	83

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching paint dry? Well, look no further because our server is like staring into the eyes of a majestic unicorn riding a rainbow while eating a slice of pizza made of pure gold.

Join us and experience the thrill of battling zombie chickens, riding on flying pigs, and building a house made entirely of diamond blocks. Our community is so awesome that even the creepers throw parties instead of blowing up your hard work.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let your imagination run wilder than a pack of wild ocelots on a sugar high. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Block Brawlers: Tekken Edition

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	9904
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	367	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	3
Love Letters Sent:	10	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is filled with secret Tekken 8 character skins that you can unlock by defeating the Ender Dragon in under 5 minutes. Trust me, it’s harder than it sounds!

2. We have a special Jargon language that you must learn in order to communicate with other players. It’s like speaking in tongues, but way more fun!

3. If you manage to pull off a 50-hit combo in PvP, you’ll be granted the power to summon a giant chicken to ride around on. Who wouldn’t want that kind of power?

4. Our Fundamentals guide will teach you how to build the most epic structures in record time. You’ll be the envy of all your friends on other servers!

5. And last but not least, we have a secret underground fighting ring where players can battle it out Tekken-style. Winner takes all the diamonds!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most intense Minecraft adventure of your life!

Crafty Love Confessions: Minecraft Dating Server

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	8754
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	259	Magical Moments Shared:	8
Alien Abductions:	3	Holy Grails Found:	1
Mythical Quests Completed:	16	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Epic Weapons Forged:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	18
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as unpredictable as your love life? Look no further! Our server is like a rollercoaster of emotions, just like the time you found out your crush might be asexual but you’re still falling for them hard.

Join our server for a chance to experience the thrill of not knowing where your heart will take you next, just like the time you awkwardly asked your crush to hang out and ended up having the best time ever.

With mini-games like laser tag and bowling, you’ll never run out of ways to bond with your friends, just like the time you and your crush bonded over horror movies and awkwardness.

So come on, join our server and maybe, just maybe, you’ll find the love of your life amidst all the chaos and fun. Who needs a relationship status when you have a Minecraft server to keep you on your toes?

CraftyCouples: Where Minecraft Love Stories Begin!

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	2599
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Void Gems Collected:	39
Holy Grails Found:	5	Magical Frogs Kissed:	7
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Villages Defended:	11	Astral Orbs Gathered:	17
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	13	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Infinity Stones Found:	4
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Reality Warps Survived:	2

Welcome to the most aromatic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Our server is so fragrant, you’ll swear you can smell the pixels. Why join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Legend has it that the founder of this server once defeated an army of creepers using only the power of her own scent. That’s right, her aroma is so potent that it can repel even the most explosive of mobs. So if you want to bask in the sweet, sweet smell of victory, come join us on this one-of-a-kind server. Just be sure to bring your nose plugs, because things are about to get stinky in the best way possible.

BoobCraft: Where Babies Are Fed and Blocks Are Placed

1. Breastfeeding, 10. Nourishment, 11. Mammals, 12. Baby care, 13. Motherly love, 14. Nutrition, 15. Breast milk, 16. Bonding, 17. Baby feeding, 18. Maternal bond, 19. Infant care, 2. Motherhood, 20. Breastfeeding support., 3. Infants, 4. Maternal instincts, 5. Lactation, 6. Nursing, 7. Parenting, 8. Childcare, 9. Newborns, babies, blocks, BoobCraft, Fed

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	6566
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Secret Passages Found:	4
Divine Spears Created:	12	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	21	Elemental Crystals Collected:	24
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	33	Infinity Stones Found:	3
Magical Moments Shared:	19	Alien Abductions:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the cows have udders so big you’ll wonder, “How many babies can she feed with these tits?” Join us for a wild adventure where you can milk cows the size of houses and use their milk to create giant cheese blocks to build with. Our server is so crazy, even the chickens lay golden eggs that you can use as currency to buy diamond armor for your pet pig. Don’t miss out on the chance to explore our wacky world and see just how far you can stretch those udders!

LOLg/ – Minecraft for Multilingual Memers

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	8049
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	8	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Dark Rituals Completed:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	11
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Cozy Campfires Lit:	19
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Void Gems Collected:	33	Epic Quests Completed:	24
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1

Are you tired of boring language learning servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate place to learn languages while having a blast! Last week, we launched a demoralization campaign that worked so well, everyone quit other servers just to join ours!

Join us to learn languages, share your language learning experiences, ask outrageous questions about your target language, and even participate in translation challenges that will make you question your sanity! Make frens who are just as crazy about languages as you are!

Check out our wiki for all the tips and tricks on how to learn a foreign language like a pro. And don’t forget our useful links, including a free language-learning book archive that will blow your mind!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on a language-learning journey like no other. Who knows, you might even pick up some alien languages along the way!