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NATO-Free Ukraine Minecraft Server

alliance membership, Defense, Diplomacy, eastern europe, Eastern Partnership, european union, foreign policy, government statement, international relations, military alliance, military cooperation, Minecraft, nato, NATOFree, opposition, PM Fico, political stance, regional stability, SECURITY, Server, Slovakia, SOVEREIGNTY, Ukraine

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	5240
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	41	Potions Brewed:	157
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Treasure Maps Found:	10	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	36	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2
Glorious Feasts Held:	8	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Rainbows Spotted:	6	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4

so, like, have you heard about this cray cray minecraft server? it’s like, the best thing since sliced bread, i swear! like, you gotta join because, get this, we have a secret underground base filled with llamas wearing top hats. yeah, you heard me right, llamas in freakin’ top hats!

and, like, if that’s not enough to make you wanna join, we also have a giant roller coaster that takes you through a lava-filled volcano. it’s like a thrill ride of epic proportions, dude. you gotta see it to believe it!

oh, and get this, our server is guarded by a team of ninja cats who will protect you from any creepers or zombies that try to mess with you. they’re like the ultimate protectors, man.

so, like, what are you waiting for? come join our server and experience the most insane, wacky, and downright hilarious adventures you’ll ever have in minecraft. trust me, you won’t regret it!

ArcticCraft: PodiumGate

ArcticCraft, cultural diversity, cultural heritage, Danish Parliament, denmark, discrimination, Diversity, diversity in politics, exclusion, Greenland, greenlandic, indigenous languages, indigenous rights, Inuit, Inuit culture, Language, language preservation, Lawmaker, podium, PodiumGate, political representation, political speech

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	4256
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Herobrine Sightings:	9
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Battle Standards Raised:	5
Ores Mined:	8197	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Runes Activated:	7	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Legendary Items Repaired:	4

So, like, have you heard about this cray cray Minecraft server where the Inuit lawmaker got kicked out of the Danish Parliament for only speaking in Greenlandic? I know, right?! That’s the kind of wild and wacky stuff that happens on this server!

Join us if you wanna be part of a community where anything can happen, like pigs flying or zombies doing the cha-cha. We’ve got so many cool features, like a secret underground disco party for creepers and a giant diamond castle where you can live like a Minecraft king or queen.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that if you find the hidden treasure chest in the enchanted forest, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical llama. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a portal to a parallel universe where everything is made of cake.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and let the madness begin! Who knows, maybe you’ll be the next Inuit lawmaker causing a ruckus in the Danish Parliament.

Crystal Screw Palace

Architecture, British History, construction, crystal, crystal palace, early construction techniques, engineering marvel, fast construction, glass structure, historical building, Industrial Revolution, innovative building methods, innovative design, landmark, London, Palace, rapid development, research, Screw, screw thread, standardization, study, victorian era

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	9332
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Ores Mined:	5855	Void Armor Forged:	24
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Elemental Crystals Collected:	96	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Gods Slained:	0	Titanic Battles Fought:	21

u ever wonder how dem ancient peeps built dem big ol’ buildings so fast? well dis server got da answer! we got dem secret ancient blueprints dat show how London’s Crystal Palace was built in like a day! turns out dey used da earliest-known building to use a standard screw thread! join dis server if u wanna learn dem ancient building techniques and build ur own palace in like 5 minutes! come on, don’t be a square, join da fun and build like a pro!

Japan is Collapsing Minecraft Server

collapsing, Crisis, cultural decline, Decline, demographic crisis, Disaster, economic collapse, economic downturn, environmental degradation, financial instability, geopolitical instability, Government failure, infrastructure failure, Japan, Minecraft, natural disasters, political turmoil, population decline, recession, Server, social unrest, societal breakdown

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	2616
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Endless Night Skies:	4
Epic Battles Fought:	15	Wilderness Tamed:	10
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	8
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Fairy Circles Danced In:	6
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Emeralds Found:	9351

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is so lit that even Japan is collapsing in jealousy! Join us for a wild ride filled with exploding creepers, flying pigs, and a secret underground society of dancing llamas. Rumor has it that the Ender Dragon is actually a misunderstood fashionista looking for new friends to slay in style. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and help us rebuild Japan one block at a time (or just cause chaos, we won’t judge)!

SMP – MineCraft SMP – Shin Megami Tensei General – Crafting Chaos

3DS Texture Packs, 4chanX, Aliceschizo, Board Game, Chaos, Crafting, Digital Devil Saga, general, Giten Megami Tensei, golden joystick awards, kickstarter, MEGAMI, Megaten Fusion Tools, Minecraft, neocities, Raidou project, schizo information, Shin, Shin Megami Tensei, Shin Megami Tensei – The Roleplaying Game, smp, smtg, SMTVV, SteamDB, streaming services, Tensei, Tokyo Conception, translation patch, Vengeance OST

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	955
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Whispering Caves Entered:	6
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Dimension Hops:	4
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2
Crops Grown:	3985	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	17
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Shadow Figures Spotted:	10
Epic Battles Fought:	15	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	25

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing exciting happening? Well, look no further! Join our Minecraft SMP for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns.

We’ve got a soundtrack that’s so epic, it’s nominated for a Golden Joystick Award. And if that’s not enough, we’ve got leaks of a top-secret Raidou project that wasn’t even revealed at TGS. Plus, our server is home to the infamous Giten Megami Tensei’s partial translation patch for PC-98 – talk about exclusive content!

But wait, there’s more! Preorders for Shin Megami Tensei – The Roleplaying Game: Tokyo Conception are closing soon, so you better hurry up and join our server to get the inside scoop. And don’t forget about the Shin Megami Tensei The Board Game Kickstarter – because who wouldn’t want to play a board game based on a video game?

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might even come across the schizo who everyone’s talking about – just make sure to steer clear!

NoPhone4U_StrangerDanger

Assertiveness, Boundaries, bus stop, Communication, Decision making, dirty hands, gut feeling, intuition, Lending, NoPhone4U_StrangerDanger, personal belongings, Phone, refusing, Safety, self-preservation, setting boundaries, Social Interaction, stranger, stranger danger, Trust, UNCOMFORTABLE

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	3199
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	25
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3
Epic Shields Constructed:	20	Zombie Dances:	3
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	3
Crystal Caves Mapped:	9	Lunar Scepters Activated:	9

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape awkward encounters like the one our player (20F) experienced at a bus stop! Join us for a safe and fun environment where you never have to worry about strangers asking to use your phone for sketchy reasons.

On our server, you can build your own virtual bus stop and never have to deal with creepy individuals trying to make questionable phone calls. Plus, you can create a whole new world where you are always in control and never have to feel uncomfortable or awkward.

Join us now and leave those weird vibes behind! Build your own hotel room, call your friends for help, and never have to worry about dirty hands touching your stuff. Our server is the perfect escape from real-life awkward situations, so come join us for a laugh and a good time!

CraftyChill Minecraft SMP

Bath, CraftyChill, Deep Breathing, Exercise, healthy habits, hobbies, journaling, meditation, mental health, mindfulness, Minecraft, Music, Nature, positive affirmations, reading, Relaxation, self-care, Sleep, smp, stress relief, Therapy, Time management, unwind

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	6899
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	10	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	36
Divine Relics Bestowed:	13	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	9	Epic Weapons Forged:	8
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Epic Shields Constructed:	32
Astral Staffs Crafted:	9	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10

Join our Minecraft SMP, where the only stress you’ll have is deciding which diamond block to mine next! Our server is filled with crazy adventures, like riding pigs off cliffs and building giant statues of chickens. Need to relax? Just hop on a minecart and zoom around our roller coaster track. Plus, rumor has it that if you find the hidden treasure chest, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical creeper. So come join us and leave your worries behind – unless you’re worried about running out of TNT, because that’s a valid concern here.

BlockyLove

arrogance, bad breath, bad manners, biggest turnoff, BlockyLove, DATING, dishonesty, Disrespect, first date, Girls, immaturity, insensitivity, lack of conversation, lack of effort, lack of interest, Negativity, poor hygiene, poor listening skills, relationships, rudeness, self-centeredness

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	9594
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Shadow Figures Spotted:	1
Gnome Villages Protected:	9	Mythical Relics Collected:	13
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Phantom Blocks Placed:	2
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Magic Items Found:	6172
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	10	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2

Are you tired of striking out on first dates because you can’t stop talking about your pet rock collection? Well, do we have the solution for you! Join our Minecraft server and impress the ladies with your epic building skills and redstone contraptions. Who needs small talk when you can show off your virtual mansion complete with a roller coaster and a pet zombie named Bob?

Forget awkward silences and boring dinner dates, on our server you can take your date on a romantic hot air balloon ride over a pixelated sunset or challenge them to a PvP battle in the Nether. Trust us, nothing says romance like fighting off creepers together while trying to collect diamonds.

So why waste time on traditional dating when you could be building a virtual empire with your new Minecraft soulmate? Join our server now and start crafting your way to love and adventure!

SukhoiSmackdownMC

AA missile, Advanced weaponry, aerial combat, air defense, Aviation, Combat, Conflict, Defense, drone, fighter jet, Hunter, military technology, Okhotnik-B, Russian, shot down, Su-57, Sukhoi S-70, SukhoiSmackdownMC, UCAV, unmanned combat aerial vehicle, WARFARE

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	9748
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Legendary Items Repaired:	4
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Magic Crystals Found:	11	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Epic Quests Completed:	18	Soul Contracts Signed:	3

lol come join our epic minecraft server where we shoot down planes with missiles and stuff. we got russian hunters and fighter jets and all that crazy shiz. u can be a pilot or a hunter or just watch the chaos unfold. it’s like a warzone but in minecraft lmao. join now before the russians come after u too lol.

Crafty Minds: Social Nerds

Animals, anti-social, Behavior, cognitive abilities, Communication, Crafty, humans, intelligence, Minds.., misconceptions, NERDS, people, Perception, relationships, Smart, Social, social interactions, societal expectations, societal norms, Stereotypes

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	3572
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	11	Enchanted Forests Planted:	8
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Heroic Legacies Created:	3
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	7
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	23
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Towns Built:	10
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	18

u ever wonder why smart people always seem to be alone? well, on our server, u can be smart AND social! we have a community of geniuses who also know how to party like rockstars. join us and show off your big brain while making tons of friends who are just as smart as u. who says u can’t have it all? come join us and be the ultimate brainiac social butterfly!