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Cashcow Minecraft SMP: Looking to Talk with Paypigs, Cashcows and Sicko Cucks

BDSM, cashcow, CashCows, cucks, Domination, fetish, fetish community, financial domination, financial domination mistress, Financial slavery, findom, Freaky, kink, Lolis, Minecraft, money slave, online domination, paypigs, SICKO, sicko cucks, smp, submissive females, submissive males, submissive men, Talk, wallet-draining

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	8289
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	4
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Love Letters Sent:	5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Phantom Blocks Placed:	7	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	23

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, do I have the server for you! Join our wacky Minecraft SMP where we only accept paypigs, cashcows, and sicko cucks. And if you’re into lolis, well, you’ll fit right in!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is ruled by a mysterious and enigmatic leader who goes by the name mysteryeyle. Legend has it that they have a secret stash of diamonds so massive, it could make even the richest player jealous. Want to find out the truth? Join our server and see if you can uncover the mystery!

So what are you waiting for? Dive into our absurd and outrageous Minecraft world and see if you have what it takes to survive and thrive in this wild and unpredictable environment. Just be sure to bring your cash and your sense of humor – you’re gonna need it! Join now and let the madness begin!

GlobalMindRead SMP

Collective consciousness, Communication, global communication, global unity, GlobalMindRead, Humanity, interconnectedness, mass message, mass telepathy, mental communication, Mind power, psychic ability, smp, telepathic broadcast, telepathic connection, telepathic network, telepathic outreach, telepathic transmission, telepathy, universal message, world peace

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	3031
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	2
Crystal Wands Charged:	16	Magical Frogs Kissed:	1
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Villages Defended:	10
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Demon Skulls Collected:	34	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2

Join our Minecraft SMP and experience a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers break out into dance parties! We have a secret underground base where we hoard all the rarest items, including enchanted golden carrots that give you the power to turn into a dragon. Plus, our community events include epic battles against giant zombie chickens and building competitions where the winner gets a lifetime supply of virtual bacon. So come join us and let’s create chaos together in the most absurdly awesome Minecraft server ever!

CraftyKid2CraftyAdult

adult preferences, Adulthood, adulting, adulting journey, changing tastes, childhood aversions, childhood dislikes, Childhood dislikes revisited, childhood memories, Childhood vs adulthood, CraftyKid2CraftyAdult, developing palate, evolving preferences, growing older, growing up, maturing, Maturity, Preferences shift, Taste buds evolution, taste change, Taste transformation

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	818
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	71
Divine Relics Bestowed:	15	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Magic Crystals Found:	19
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6

Remember when you used to hate broccoli as a kid but now you can’t get enough of it? Well, this Minecraft server is just like that, but in gaming form! Join us and experience the thrill of building your own virtual world, battling mythical creatures, and exploring endless possibilities.

We have a secret underground society of llamas who are plotting to take over the server with their cuteness. Will you join forces with them or stand against their fluffy tyranny? The choice is yours!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a rare breed of flying pigs who can grant you wishes if you can catch them. Want unlimited diamonds? A castle made of cake? Just snag one of these magical creatures and your wildest dreams will come true.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server today and embark on a journey filled with laughter, adventure, and maybe even a little bit of llama drama.

BoomPager Minecraft Server

BoomPager, breaking news, Capital, CASUALTIES, Conflict, explosion, extremist group, hezbollah, lebanon, Lebanon news, MIDDLE EAST, militant group, Minecraft, News, pagers, political violence, security source, Server, South, Terrorism, terrorism attack, violence, Wounded

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	3782
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	15	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	26
Players Killed by Monsters:	380	Animals Bred:	146

Yo yo yo, listen up gamers! Do you want to join the most lit Minecraft server in the universe? Well, let me tell you a little secret – our server is so fire that even Hezbollah members couldn’t handle the heat! That’s right, hundreds of them got straight up wrecked when their pagers exploded in Lebanon’s capital! And you know what that means? It means our server is so explosive, it’ll blow your mind (and maybe your pager too)! So come on down and join the madness, because on this server, anything can happen – even if it’s totally bonkers! Let’s get this party started, baby!

HezbollahPagerBoomz

CASUALTIES, Conflict, explosion, extremism, hezbollah, HezbollahPagerBoomz, Incident, Injuries, investigation, lebanon, members, MIDDLE EAST, militant group, News, pagers, Political unrest, sources, Terrorism, violence, Witnesses, Wounded

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	6372
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Votes:	5031	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Secret Passages Found:	2
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	10	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Phantom Blocks Placed:	9	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	8
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	47	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5

Lolz come join our epic Minecraft server where we blow up pagers like Hezbollah members in Lebanon! 🤯🤣 Watch as the explosions send players flying through the air like ragdolls, it’s a blast! Literally! 😂 Join now for the most explosive gameplay you’ve ever seen, you won’t regret it! 💥💣 #MinecraftMadness #PagerPanic #HezbollahHavoc

VeggieCraft – Farming Fun for All

#sustainability, adaptation, agriculture, climate change, climate impact, climate resilience, climate variability, crop yields, crops, Environment, expand, Farming, food security, food supply, Fun, georgia, Georgia agriculture, greenhouse gases, sustainable farming, vegetable production, VeggieCraft, weather patterns

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	8226
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Mythical Relics Collected:	13
Enchanted Forests Planted:	7	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Secret Passages Found:	5	Rune Stones Activated:	4
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10	Magic Wands Crafted:	15
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Animals Bred:	49

lol imagine a world where veggies grow bigger than your head cuz of climate change. that’s what you’ll find on this minecraft server, where the carrots are as long as your arm and the pumpkins are the size of a small car. join us for the ultimate veggie adventure and watch as your crops reach new heights (literally)! who needs diamonds when you can have a giant cucumber, amirite? come on down and see for yourself, it’s gonna be a wild ride!

FamilyMC

admin shop, Advanced Enchants, auction house, Crates, Custom Items, Economy, equality, family friendly, FamilyMC, frustration border, Jobs System, low, Minecraft, multiplayer, Peaceful, Players, Playtime Rewards, PvE, PvP, Pyro Farming, Pyro Fishing, Quests, rank system, Server, shop system, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	5600
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	11	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	29	Heroic Legacies Created:	1
Alien Abductions:	1	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Buildings Constructed:	11
Goblin Markets Raided:	7	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2

FamilyMC – A Minecraft peaceful survial multiplayer without the need of teaming up as on usual SMP servers. Be free! FamilyMC was founded to avoid the unequality between players without doing work to upgrade levels or get better. On our server, we are family friendly and make sure to always keep the frustration border for YOU as a player, as low as possible.

193.135.10.37:15115

Iconic Enemy Minecraft Server

classic enemy, classic gaming enemy, classic video game enemy, ENEMY, enemy character, Gaming, gaming history, gaming villain, iconic, iconic character, iconic enemy, iconic gaming enemy, iconic video game character, iconic video game enemy, iconic villain, Minecraft, regular enemy, regular video game enemy, Server, video game, video game antagonist, video game enemy, Video Game History

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	3278
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	8
Rune Stones Activated:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	62
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Cozy Campfires Lit:	16	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers with nothing but creepers and zombies to fight? Well, look no further because on our server, the most iconic regular enemy in a video game is none other than a dancing chicken wearing a top hat and monocle! That’s right, forget about fighting boring old skeletons and spiders, now you can battle it out with a dapper poultry villain who will stop at nothing to steal all your diamonds!

But that’s not all, our server also has a secret underground disco where you can party with llamas and parrots until the break of dawn. And if you’re feeling adventurous, you can embark on a quest to find the legendary enchanted potato, rumored to grant wishes and turn your enemies into harmless bunnies.

So what are you waiting for? Join our wacky and wild Minecraft server today and experience a whole new level of insanity and fun!

Battle Royale: Minecraft SMP – PPV Event

Apologize.., battle, broadcasting, collision, dynamite, Entertainment, Event, fightful, Fox, Khan, Max, Minecraft, ppv, Rampage, Royale.., separate deals, SHOCKWAVE, smp, sports, streaming, TBS, Tnt, tru, TV deal, wrestling

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	3089
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Towns Built:	9	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Mythical Quests Completed:	40
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	30
Dragons Tamed:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our insane Minecraft SMP where the rules are made up and the possibilities are endless!

Picture this: you log on and instead of seeing the usual blocks, you’re greeted by flying pigs and dancing creepers. That’s right, our server is filled with wacky mods and crazy surprises around every corner.

But wait, there’s more! Not only do we have epic battles and hilarious pranks, but we also have exclusive deals with Max, PPV, and even Fox! That’s right, you can watch your favorite Minecraft streamers battle it out on live TV while you play along in the game.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the wildest adventures you’ve ever had in the blocky world. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

PrivateProposal Minecraft Server

Boundaries, Communication, discomfort, disregarded feelings, EMBARRASSMENT, emotional response, friends and family, grand gestures, Guilt, intimate moments, Marriage, Minecraft, overreaction, Personal preferences, private proposal, PrivateProposal, public attention., public proposal, relationship, Respect, Server, social pressure, Understanding

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	5961
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	9
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	17
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	28	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Buildings Constructed:	9
Endless Legions Commanded:	18	Falling into the Void:	2

Are you tired of boring proposals in Minecraft? Well, look no further! Join our server where we guarantee the most outrageous and unexpected proposals you’ve ever seen. Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly your significant other builds a giant heart in the sky made out of TNT, lights it on fire, and asks you to be their Minecraft spouse. Talk about explosive love!

But that’s not all – we also have drama to keep things interesting. Just like this player’s boyfriend who couldn’t take a hint and proposed in front of the whole server, causing a virtual scene that left everyone gossiping for days. Will you choose to stand by your partner or run away like a creeper in the night?

Join now for a server full of surprises, drama, and love that’s hotter than a lava pit!