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Players: | 90/1000 | Votes: | 3211 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Sentient Weapons Trained: | 3 | Titanic Battles Fought: | 23 |
Cursed Amulets Found: | 4 | Epic Battles Fought: | 20 |
Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 5 | Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 11 |
Epic Quests Completed: | 8 | Chimeras Created: | 1 |
Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 1 | Infernal Machines Built: | 2 |
Pirate Ships Captured: | 2 | Void Gems Collected: | 33 |
Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 22 | Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 2 |
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Unicorn, a majestic creature that farts rainbows and shoots laser beams out of its eyes. Rumor has it that if you can tame the Diamond Unicorn, you’ll be granted three wishes and a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples.
So what are you waiting for? Come join us on the craziest Minecraft server in existence and experience the madness for yourself. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity – you’re gonna need it!