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| Players: | 94/100 | Votes: | 1854 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Mythical Relics Collected: | 9 | Infinite Doors Opened: | 3 |
| Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 3 | Celestial Beings Befriended: | 4 |
| Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 5 | Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 3 |
| Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 7 | Haunted Forests Traversed: | 3 |
| Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 5 | New Chunks Explored: | 454299 |
| Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 1 | Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 1 |
| Alternate Realities Explored: | 5 | Players Killed by Monsters: | 7918 |
Join us for epic adventures, crazy shenanigans, and a community that will have you laughing until your sides hurt. Need a reason to join? How about the fact that we have a secret underground base filled with diamond blocks and enchanted golden apples? Or maybe you’re enticed by the rumor that our server is haunted by a ghostly creeper who leaves behind exploding presents for unsuspecting players.
But wait, there’s more! Our SMP also has a legendary treasure hidden somewhere in the world, guarded by a pack of rabid wolves who only respond to the sound of a player singing “Baby Shark” at the top of their lungs. Think you have what it takes to claim the treasure and become the richest player on the server?
So what are you waiting for? Join us now and become part of the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft SMP around. Who knows, you might even earn the respect of your social circle for recommending such a wild and wacky server. So come on, share your redemption story and let the madness begin!
