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Covidian Paranoia: Blocky Politics

AMERICANS, avoidance, blocky, Covid-19 pandemic, Covidian, disgust, distrust, fear, group dynamics, health concerns, infection risks, pandemic response, PARANOIA, partisan divide, Perception, political affiliation, political party, Politics, public opinion, republicans, social behavior, social distancing, Vulnerability, wary

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	7518
Rating:	5.0 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Mythical Quests Completed:	33
Unseen Monsters Slain:	7	Legendary Scepters Created:	4
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Dark Rituals Completed:	1	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2

so, liek, u kno wat wud be super fun? joinin dis epic minecraft server dat is so lit, u wont even believe it, bro. u kno wat makes dis server so amazin? cuz we got all da cool peeps, even dem republicans who r so sus right now. but dont worry, even if u a republican, u still gonna hav a blast on dis server.

we got crazy builds, like a giant statue of a chicken wearin sunglasses, and a rollercoaster dat goes through a lava pit. u wont find dat on any other server, i swear. plus, we got secret treasure hunts and epic pvp battles dat will make u pee ur pants with excitement.

so, if u lookin for a wild ride and wanna meet sum kooky characters, join dis server now. trust me, u wont regret it. unless u hate fun, den u can go play on sum lame server dat doesnt hav cool republicans and giant chicken statues. but who wants dat, amirite?

Crafty Comedy Mine Server

aggression, arab world, Bombing, comedy, Conflict, Crafty, Disrespect, extremism, Flexing, international relations, iran, Islam, Laughter, MIDDLE EAST, Military, Politics, RETALIATION, Server, Terrorism, Thread, violence, War Crimes, Weakness

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	7737
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8	Ether Blades Crafted:	15
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Ores Mined:	680
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Falling into the Void:	0
Divine Scrolls Written:	19	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we flex harder than anyone else out there! We’re so strong, we make Islam look weak AF. In fact, we’re so powerful that we might as well start indiscriminately bombing cities in Minecraft because no one can stop us! Join us for some explosive fun and show the Arab world who’s boss in the world of Minecraft!

DeconstructingDudeMC SMP

Analysis, close reading, critical theory, DeconstructingDudeMC, deconstruction, Interpretation, Literary Analysis, literary criticism, literary deconstruction, literary devices, literary form, literary genre, literary interpretation, literary structure, literary studies, literary techniques, literary terms, literary theory, Literature, postmodernism, smp, text deconstruction

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	5453
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Emeralds Found:	6752
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	34
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2
Love Letters Sent:	8	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4

Are you tired of the same old vanilla Minecraft servers? Looking for a place where chaos reigns and anything goes? Then you need to join our wacky Minecraft SMP!

Join us for the ultimate deconstruction experience where nothing is off-limits. Want to build a house out of nothing but diamond blocks? Go for it! Feel like riding a pig off a cliff while wearing a pumpkin on your head? We won’t stop you!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Chicken, a creature so rare and powerful that it can lay explosive eggs that will blow your mind (and your base) to smithereens. Will you be brave enough to face this feathered fiend?

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare for a wild ride filled with laughter, chaos, and maybe even a little bit of deconstruction. Just don’t forget to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity!

NoAirParentPickup

Airport, Assistance, Boundaries, Communication, Conflict, Decision making, ENTITLEMENT, Expectations, family, Help, INCONVENIENCE, misunderstanding, MONEY, NoAirParentPickup, parents, Picking up, relationships, Resentment, Support, Transportation, vacation

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	270
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	3	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	18
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	35	Void Gems Collected:	40
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Titanic Battles Fought:	17	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2

Are you tired of parents who expect you to drop everything and cater to their every whim? Join our Minecraft server and escape the real world drama! Our server is a safe haven for those who just want to build, mine, and have a good time without the parental guilt trips.

On our server, you won’t have to worry about being forced to pick up your parents from the airport at the crack of dawn just to get a pair of shorts (seriously, who does that?). Instead, you can focus on creating epic builds and exploring the endless possibilities of Minecraft.

Plus, if you ever need a break from the virtual world, our server is filled with fellow players who understand the struggle of dealing with demanding parents. You’ll never have to feel alone in your quest for independence and freedom.

So come join us on our Minecraft server and leave the parental drama behind. Who needs real-life responsibilities when you can have a blast in the blocky world of Minecraft?

IcyCraft Minecraft Server

#intelligence gathering, Air Force, airspace, Allies, Defense, fighter jets, Iceland, IcyCraft, international relations, Military, military presence, Minecraft, Monitoring, nato, Radar, reconnaissance, russian aircraft, SECURITY, Server, stealth jets, Surveillance, Tensions, uk

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	2817
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2
Forbidden Relics Collected:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	7596
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Glorious Feasts Held:	9	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7

OMG u guys, u gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server!!! We got UK stealth jets in Iceland, like wutttt??? They be “watching” for Russian aircraft, like they spyin’ on ’em or sumthin’!!! Join our server and u can be a spy too, like James Bond but in blocky form!!! We got secret missions and stuff, it’s lit fam!!! Come join the fun and be a part of the action, who knows what crazy adventures await you in our server!!! #BlockyBond #SpyCraft #MinecraftMadness

MantleMiners: Digging Deeper for Rare Rocks!

deep drilling, deep earth, deep world, Deeper, Digging, drill, drilling technology, earth’s interior, Earth’s mantle, Exploration, geological study, geologists, geologists’ findings, geology, Life, mantle material, MantleMiners, rare, rare rocks, research, rocks, sample, scientific breakthrough, scientific discovery, subterranean exploration

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	5778
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Votes:	8353	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	123
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Treasure Maps Found:	14	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Meteorites Collected:	2	Void Gems Collected:	27
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Endless Night Skies:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	1

come join our minecraft server where we dig deeper than geologists into the earth’s mantle! we have rare rocks, crazy caves, and even secret underground civilizations to explore. who needs real life when you can uncover the mysteries of the deep world in minecraft? join us for a wild adventure that will make you question everything you thought you knew about the earth. plus, we have diamonds for days, so why wait? come dig with us now!

Canopy

#exciting, 20s, 50 players, Builds, CanopyMC, collaboration, Community Focused, concurrent players, Discord, Economy, Events, Fresh, Friends, Hermitcraft-like, Map, Minecraft, new world, player age 16+, Roleplay, Server, Survival, Towns, Vanilla, Whitelist

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	6488
Rating:	4.2 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	39	Herobrine Sightings:	6
Phantom Rings Equipped:	14	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Astral Amulets Crafted:	38
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Magical Frogs Kissed:	5	Legendary Scepters Created:	3
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	4422

Canopy is a Hermitcraft-Like, Survival, server. We just started a new world on 7/13, so everything is fresh and exciting!

We’re a community-focused server with an emphasis on collaboration. Our average player age is in their early to mid-20’s and we’re looking for players that are 16+. We also average 20-50 concurrent players every day! From working together on builds, events, building towns together, or getting to know each other in discord, we want you to meet new friends!

View our map at https://map.canopymc.net/!

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Flare SMP: Where Creeper hugs are mandatory and the drama llama runs wild!

bolt, Community, Cosmetics, creeper, decorations, Development, Drama, Dynmap, English, FLARE, FlareDeathMessages, germany, GSit, hugs, international community, Llama, long term, Mandatory, Mature, MCMMO, mmorpg, Pets, Rewards, runs, Semi Vanilla, serious, smp, Summer event, Whitelist, Wild

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	4517
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	73	Horror Stories Survived:	7
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	6
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3

Flare Community and Flare SMP Overview

About Us	Founded on April 14, 2023 by Antimony_Sb, aiming to provide a relaxed semi-vanilla experience in a mature environment.
What Sets Us Apart	Dynmap Bolt mcMMO GSit FlareDeathMessages Pets Cosmetics Decorations
Additional Information	We are an international community primarily using English. Some features are still in development and a summer event is upcoming. Discord link available in profile.
Future Projects	Developing a second server named “Flare Adventures” offering a classic MMORPG player experience.

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
When was Flare Community and Flare SMP founded?	April 14, 2023
What is the primary language of the community?	English, with some members from Germany
What additional features do you offer compared to Vanilla Minecraft?	Dynmap, Bolt, mcMMO, GSit, FlareDeathMessages, Pets, Cosmetics, Decorations
Do you have any upcoming events or projects?	Summer event with rewards and a new server in development named “Flare Adventures”

BagCraft Minecraft Server

4koma, academy club, Account XP, BagCraft, Banners, blue archive, Bounties, Cathedral’s Merry Christmas, Events, general, Grand Assault, guides, Joint Firing Drill, lessons, Limit Break Assault, Manga, Minecraft, News, Normals, PVs, RERUN, Resources, ROADMAP, Scrimmages, Server, shorts, Side Content

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	4600
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Holy Grails Found:	4
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	11
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild adventure filled with explosive events and insane content that will leave you laughing till your sides hurt!

Picture this: you’re in the middle of a joint firing drill, defending your base from a horde of creepers with your trusty team of Minecraft warriors. But wait, there’s more! How about taking on a Grand Assault against a giant Goz with heavy armor, or facing the fury of Set with special armor that will make you feel invincible?

And if that’s not enough, we have 3x bounties, lessons, and scrimmages to keep you on your toes, along with 2x account XP to level up like never before! Plus, our server is so epic that even Christmas comes early with reruns of Serina and Hanae spreading holiday cheer.

So why wait? Join us now for a Minecraft experience like no other, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion). See you in the game, adventurer!

Minecraft SMP: YLYLolz

amusement, Chuckle, comedic content, comedy, comedy skits, comedy videos, Entertainment, funny, Funny Moments, hilarious, humor, humor blog, internet, jokes, LAUGHING, Laughter, memes, Minecraft, smp, stand up comedy, viral, ylyl, YLYLolz

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	7101
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7
Lunar Scepters Activated:	5	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Magic Crystals Found:	14	Phantom Knights Defeated:	2
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Astral Projections Made:	0
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4	Herobrine Sightings:	6
Fairy Circles Danced In:	11	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1

Are you tired of boring, vanilla Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of flower? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most chaotic place you’ll ever experience!

Join us if you want to witness epic battles between players riding on flying pigs armed with diamond swords and enchanted bows.

We have a secret underground city where players can only enter if they can solve a series of riddles involving chickens and TNT.

Our server is also home to a rare breed of zombie villagers that have learned how to breakdance and will challenge you to a dance-off for rare loot.

And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the legendary diamond chicken that lays diamonds instead of eggs!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the most absurd and hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life!