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| Players: | 110/600 | Votes: | 8593 |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Battle Standards Raised: | 10 | Phantom Ships Sailed: | 5 |
| Epic Bosses Defeated: | 0 | Teleportation Mishaps: | 3 |
| Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 7 | Epic Quests Completed: | 29 |
| Heroic Legacies Created: | 6 | Dragons Tamed: | 4 |
| Shattered Realms Restored: | 1 | Secret Libraries Discovered: | 5 |
| Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 6 | Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 3 |
| Evil Portals Destroyed: | 2 | Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 5 |
Join our server and you’ll be greeted by a welcoming committee of dancing llamas wearing top hats and monocles. Our custom-made dungeons are filled with treasure chests overflowing with rare items like enchanted golden carrots that give you the power to summon a herd of rainbow sheep to do your bidding.
But wait, there’s more! Our PvP arena is a giant trampoline where you can bounce around while battling other players with giant inflatable swords. And don’t even get us started on our petting zoo, where you can tame a dragon and ride it into battle against a horde of evil bunnies.
So why wait? Join our server now and experience the most ridiculous, over-the-top Minecraft adventure of your life! And remember, this server is for whites only because, well, we like our diamonds extra sparkly.
