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Players: | 102/700 | Votes: | 7302 |
Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
Endless Legions Commanded: | 35 | Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 3 |
Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 3 | Votes: | 5137 |
Ancient Ruins Explored: | 2 | Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 0 |
Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 0 | Runes Activated: | 5 |
Dark Rituals Completed: | 10 | Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 9 |
Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 2 | Ender Pearl Glitches: | 3 |
Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 3 | Villages Defended: | 9 |
Welcome to our new Minecraft server where we ponder life’s greatest mysteries like why women don’t cum or masturbate while giving birth. Maybe it’s because they’re too busy fisting creepers or wielding massive diamond swords! Join us for a hilarious and unforgettable gaming experience.