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WokeBoomerCraft SMP

“cheesy lines”, “ham acting”, “support the blue”, “USA #1”, boomercore, comedy, Drama, Entertainment, fan favorite, generation gap, great show, millennial, Nostalgia, Political, pop culture, Propaganda, satire, smp, social commentary, TV series, Woke, WokeBoomerCraft

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	8512
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	5	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6
Rune Stones Activated:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	4
Divine Relics Bestowed:	13	Phantom Rings Equipped:	23
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Our server is a wild mix of “woke” and “boomercore” propaganda, where players can support the blue team and show their love for the good ol’ USA #1!

But that’s not all – our server is filled with hammy acting and cheesy lines that will have you laughing until you cry. Join us for insane stories, outrageous reasons to play, and a community that is as unpredictable as a creeper explosion.

So come on and join the madness, because on our server, anything is possible – even if it doesn’t make any sense at all!

Blocktopia Minecraft Server

Anime, anime character, Anime Community, anime culture, anime debate, anime fans, Anime girl, anime trends, blocktopia, character analysis, character design, controversial, controversy, cute, DB Daima, discussion, Fandom, loli character, Minecraft, new loli, opinion, Server, Thoughts

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	5911
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Battle Standards Raised:	9	Dragons Tamed:	3
Villages Defended:	18	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Void Gems Collected:	12
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is where the real party is at! We’ve got flying pigs, talking cows, and even a secret underground disco where the creepers bust out their best dance moves. And don’t even get me started on the new loli – she’s like a magical unicorn crossed with a rainbow! Join us for the craziest, wackiest, and most hilarious Minecraft experience of your life. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

HaircombCraft SMP – The Real Bitcoin Miners

Bitcoin, Blockchain, crypto enthusiasts, cryptocurrency, decentralized, decentralized finance, digital assets, Digital Currency, finance, financial revolution, haircomb, HaircombCraft, innovation, internet money, Investment, long tail tags, maximalists, miners, Peer-to-peer, prove me wrong, real, smp, Technology, virtual currency

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	2564
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	18
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	New Chunks Explored:	991690
Enchanted Forests Planted:	8	Royal Decrees Issued:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where we believe that haircomb maximalists are the true rulers of the land! Forget about bitcoin, haircombs are where it’s at. Join us if you want to prove that you’re a true haircomb maximalist and show the world that you can’t be wrong!

Our server is filled with insane stories of haircomb battles, where players duel it out using only their trusty haircombs. You’ll never look at a haircomb the same way again after experiencing the epic battles that take place on our server.

But that’s not all – we also have haircomb crafting competitions, where players compete to create the most stylish and functional haircombs in the game. Who knew that haircombs could be so versatile and exciting?

So if you’re ready to join a server that values haircombs above all else and wants to prove that they are the true currency of the Minecraft world, then come on over and join us. Just remember, once you go haircomb maximalist, you can never go back!

ExCheaterReunionMC

BETRAYAL, Cheating, Closure, Confrontation, Deception, emotional turmoil, empowerment, ex-fiancé, ExCheaterReunionMC, Friends, Group Chat, healing, HEARTBREAK, Honesty, Infidelity, relationships, Revenge, Screenshots, self worth, self-care, Trust

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	7395
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Secret Passages Found:	5
Mythical Relics Collected:	8	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Runes Activated:	4

Are you tired of being betrayed by those closest to you? Join our Minecraft server and take out your frustrations in a virtual world! Build a fortress to protect yourself from backstabbers, or unleash your wrath on unsuspecting players who dare to cross you. Let out all your pent-up anger and frustration in a safe and fun environment. Plus, we have a group chat feature where you can expose all the shady dealings of your enemies, just like our founder did to her cheating ex-fiance’s “friends”. Join us now and let the revenge games begin!

MoveOnMinecraftSMP

acceptance, Closure, closure after a breakup, coping mechanisms, Emotional healing, forgiveness, growth, healing, letting go, mental health, MoveOnMinecraftSMP, moving forward, moving on, personal development, positive mindset, resilience, Self Discovery, self improvement, self love, self reflection, self-care

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	1658
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	14	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7	Demon Skulls Collected:	25
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	36
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Mysterious Portals Opened:	6
Crystal Wands Charged:	11	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Alien Abductions:	5	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	17

Are you tired of being stuck in the same old boring Minecraft worlds? Do you crave excitement, adventure, and maybe a little bit of chaos? Well, look no further than our insane Minecraft SMP! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy shenanigans, epic builds, and unexpected twists and turns.

Imagine this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly, a herd of llamas wearing top hats and monocles come prancing by, followed by a group of dancing creepers throwing a party. And that’s just a regular Tuesday on our server!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, a chicken so powerful that it can lay golden eggs and summon an army of chicken minions to do its bidding. Will you be able to defeat the Chicken King and claim its throne?

So, if you’re ready to experience the most outrageous, hilarious, and downright bonkers Minecraft SMP out there, join us now! Who knows what kind of madness awaits you in our wacky world.

Grocery Hauler Gang

city truck, daily driver, Flatbed, Gang, groceries, grocery, grocery getter, grocery hauler, hauler, Nickname, nickname ideas, pickup truck drivers, practical truck owners, suburban truck, Transportation, truck community, truck customization, truck enthusiasts, truck lifestyle, truck owners, truck usage, urban pickup, Vehicle

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	4833
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Dragon Eggs Found:	6217	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Magic Crystals Found:	16	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	39	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Void Gems Collected:	14

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we embrace all the pickup truck enthusiasts who prefer to use their flatbeds for grocery shopping rather than hauling anything useful! Join us and become a part of the “Grocery Hauler Gang” as we roam the virtual world in our decked-out trucks, filled to the brim with snacks and essentials.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that deep within our server lies a secret grocery store dungeon, where players can battle it out with evil shopping carts and oversized produce for epic loot and rewards. Will you be brave enough to take on the challenge and emerge victorious with a cart full of goodies?

So why wait? Join our server today and experience the thrill of being a grocery-hauling hero in a world where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the weight capacity of your virtual truck). See you on the flip side, fellow grocery warriors!

MobGazaAbuseCraft

Abused, Body, brutality, Conflict, crime, Eitan Levi, family, footage, gaza, Hostage, Justice, MIDDLE EAST, Mob, MobGazaAbuseCraft, mourning, Murdered, News, Terrorism, Tragedy, violence, viral video

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	3444
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5
Goblin Markets Raided:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10
Forbidden Relics Collected:	10	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	4
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Divine Scrolls Written:	17	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1

hey u, ya u, wanna join our epic minecraft server? well let me tell u why u should! first off, we got a secret underground base filled with diamonds and gold, guarded by a pack of wild llamas trained in martial arts. u gotta fight ur way through them to claim ur treasure! but that’s not all, we also have a giant lava pit where u can sacrifice ur enemies to the mighty minecraft gods for extra powers. and if that’s not enough, we have a secret society of chickens plotting to take over the server, so u gotta watch ur back at all times. join now and become a legend in the craziest minecraft server ever!

GlutenCraft: Neurotoxicity Edition

autoimmune disorder, brain cells, differential pattern, Edition, epilepsy, gliadin, gluten, gluten intolerance, gluten sensitivity, GlutenCraft, in vitro, Inflammatory Response, Neurodegeneration, neurological disorders, Neuronal Damage, Neurotoxicity, p31-43, p57-68, Peptides, protein, seizure activity

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	3686
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	6	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Mythical Swords Crafted:	91	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	14	Alien Abductions:	5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	15
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	5

lol join our epic minecraft server where the gliadin peptides p31-43 and p57-68 will blow your mind with their neurotoxicity! watch out for the crazy in vitro epilepsy model that will have you shaking in your diamond boots. we promise you won’t find this level of insanity anywhere else, so come join the fun and see if you can survive the gluten protein madness. don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime, join now!

BlkBroCraft Minecraft Server

African American, black men, Blackbros, BlkBroCraft, comedy, confusion, cultural humor, double take, funny, humor, identity crisis, Minecraft, misunderstanding, Questioning, race relations, racial humor, racial identity, racial stereotypes, sarcasm, Server, social commentary, Stereotypes

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	4543
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	8	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3
Zombie Dances:	9	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3	Ores Mined:	2246
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	11	Epic Quests Completed:	29

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you just mine and build all day? Well, do we have the server for you! Introducing… drumroll… Blackbros! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons why:

Our server is run by a group of highly trained ninja pandas who will guide you through your Minecraft journey with their expert skills and adorable antics.
We have a secret underground disco party room where you can dance the night away with your fellow players while being serenaded by a choir of singing llamas.
Want to ride a flying unicorn into battle against a horde of zombie villagers? Well, on Blackbros, anything is possible!
Our server is protected by a magical force field that repels any griefers or trolls who dare to try and ruin the fun for everyone else.

So what are you waiting for? Join Blackbros today and experience the most wild and wacky Minecraft adventures of your life!

AvatarAnimeSMPKingdom

action, Adventure, animated characters, animated film, animated production, animated project, animated series, animated show, animated world, animation, animation industry, Animation Studio, Anime, Avatar, AvatarAnimeSMPKingdom, fan favorite, FANTASY, greenlight, Popular, Ready, Sequel

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	123
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Wyrmholes Dug:	8
Ores Mined:	7210	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Phoenix Feathers Found:	9
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	36
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Titanic Battles Fought:	23	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new block of dirt? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is like no other!

Join us for epic adventures where you can ride on the backs of flying pigs, battle evil llamas with laser eyes, and even have dance parties with creepers! Our server is so wild, even the Ender Dragon is scared to come near us.

But that’s not all! We have a secret underground bunker filled with enchanted golden carrots that give you super speed and the ability to shoot fireballs from your fingertips. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond pickaxe that can mine entire mountains in one swing.

So what are you waiting for? Join our insane Minecraft SMP today and prepare for a rollercoaster ride of chaos, laughter, and maybe even a little bit of madness. Greenlight it ready, because this server is about to blow your mind!

WeddingPartyDropOutAITA

BETRAYAL, Bridesmaids, Communication, Conflict, dropping out, emotions, Expectations, financial obligations, friendship, Friendship Dynamics, hurt feelings, loyalty, misunderstandings, reconciliation, relationships, Replacement, Support, Trust, wedding party, wedding planning, WeddingPartyDropOutAITA

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	8736
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	15	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Titanic Battles Fought:	12	Gryphons Tamed:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server where drama unfolds faster than a creeper explosion? Look no further than our server, where friendships are tested and alliances are broken in the blink of an eye!

Join us for a wild ride as we navigate the treacherous waters of wedding party drama. Witness the betrayal, the hurt feelings, and the ultimate showdown between friends turned enemies.

Forget about building epic structures or mining for diamonds, the real adventure lies in the drama-filled chat sessions and backstabbing antics of our players. Who needs zombies and skeletons when you have friends like these?

So if you’re looking for a server that’s more chaotic than a Ender Dragon rampage, join us now and see if you have what it takes to survive the ultimate test of friendship and loyalty!