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McBattleRoyale: FastFood Frenzy

battle, burger king, Chick-fil-A, colonel sanders, Competition, fast food mascots, fastfood, Fight, Frenzy, Hunger Games, Jack in the Box, kfc, McBattleRoyale, McDonalds, ronald mcdonald, strategy, Subway, Survival, taco bell, Tactics, Victory, Wendy, winner

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	6813
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Alien Abductions:	4	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server where fast food mascots come to life and battle it out in a Hunger Games-style fight! Picture this: Ronald McDonald throwing Big Macs at the KFC Colonel while the Burger King sneaks up from behind with a Whopper. It’s a fast food frenzy like you’ve never seen before!

Join our server and witness the epic showdowns between these iconic mascots. Will the Taco Bell Chihuahua outsmart the Wendy’s girl? Can the Subway guy outrun the Dairy Queen cone? The only way to find out is to jump in and join the chaos!

So why should you join our server? Well, where else can you see a giant inflatable tube man from a car dealership take on the Pillsbury Doughboy in a battle to the death? Plus, our custom-built map features all your favorite fast food restaurants, so you can grab a bite to eat in between battles.

Don’t miss out on the most ridiculous and hilarious Minecraft server experience you’ll ever have. Join now and let the fast food mascot mayhem begin!

NukeWorkersUnFiredLOL

administration, bureaucratic hurdles, Challenges, Communication, Decision making, employee relations, employment, Government, job retention, labor laws, nuclear safety workers, NukeWorkersUnFiredLOL, Outreach, policy, Reach, rehiring, safety regulations, staffing issues, Trump administration, un-fire, Workforce

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	6121
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Mythical Quests Completed:	48	Divine Relics Bestowed:	7
Shadow Figures Spotted:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	12	Potions Brewed:	94
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Gods Slained:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	10

so, like, this server is so lit that even the trump administration is tryna get in on the action. they wanna un-fire some nuclear safety workers but they can’t even figure out how to reach them cuz they too busy playin on our server. like, we got them hooked, man. come join us and be part of the madness. who knows, maybe you’ll get a call from the president himself asking for help. crazy, right? so come on, what are you waiting for? join now and be part of the most insane minecraft server ever!

Medieval Smp

Adventure, arcane arts, boss fights, Discord, dragons, Enchantment, endless possibilities, Exploration, Fortresses, Ip:, Kingdoms, Lore, Magic, Medieval, minecraft server, Modded, PvE, PvP, smp, Whitelisted

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	4803
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	7	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Magical Moments Shared:	21	Magic Crystals Found:	14
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Crops Grown:	5711
Herobrine Sightings:	9	Enchantments Applied:	156
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	27
Dimension Hops:	8	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	20
Mines Excavated:	1499	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8

Server Name:	Medieval SMP
Description:	Adventure, magic, and epic battles come to life in this server. Build kingdoms, battle bosses, and explore a world rich in lore and enchantment.
Features:	Fight legendary bosses Build grand fortresses Master the arcane arts Explore a world of endless possibilities
Season:	Season Two just launched
Discord:	Join our Discord
IP Address:	88.211.212.7:25565

FAQ

Q: Is the server Whitelist?

A: Yes, the server is Whitelist. Contact us to join.

Q: What can I do on the server?

A: You can build kingdoms, battle bosses, explore, and master different skills.

Q: How often is the server updated?

A: We strive to update the server regularly to provide new content and fix any issues.

Q: Can I play alone or do I need to join a group?

A: You can play solo or join groups on the server. It’s up to you how you want to experience the game.

Q: Are there any rules on the server?

A: Yes, we have a set of rules to ensure a fair and enjoyable experience for all players. These rules are enforced by our moderators.

Kurosanji’s Haven 1.20.5

1.20.5, accident, Apology, controversy, discarded, Fans, graduate, Haven, Kurosanjis, Letters, Lost, mishap, mistake, mistaken, misunderstanding, New Kurosanji, Niji JP, scandal, Suzuka Aki, thrown away, Trash, YAB

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	4188
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Animals Bred:	26
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8	Goblin Markets Raided:	8
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Forbidden Relics Collected:	6	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Enchanted Armories Found:	6
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4

Yo, bro, have you heard about this cray cray Minecraft server that just dropped like a hot potato? It’s like a mix of Niji JP and Suzuka Aki, but in blocky pixel form!

Join this server if you want your fan letters to Suzuka Aki to actually be appreciated and not mistaken for trash. No more accidental deletions here, just pure love and appreciation for your pixelated creations.

You’ll feel like a virtual superstar on this server, where your builds will be celebrated like a Niji JP graduation ceremony. So come on, don’t be a square, join us and let’s build a world where fan letters are always treasured and never thrown away by “accident”!

TicketTugOfWar

aita, club, Cup final, Dilemma, domestic tournaments, eligibility, Event, Fans, final game, Generosity, Kindness, newcastle united, once in a lifetime, Season, Soccer, super bowl, ticket package, TICKETS, TicketTugOfWar, Tournament

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	4917
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	5	Magical Frogs Kissed:	3
Void Gems Collected:	12	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	40	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
Divine Spears Created:	22	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	22
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	3

Are you a fan of Newcastle United? Do you love soccer and epic tournament finals? Well, have I got the Minecraft server for you! Join us for a once-in-a-lifetime experience that’s even better than watching your favorite team win the championship.

Just like the generous fan who gave up his ticket for a young soccer fan, our server is all about sharing the love and having a great time together. But be warned, if you forward your ticket to someone else, you might just end up missing out on all the fun – just like in the crazy story above!

So come join us on this wild ride of generosity, soccer fandom, and epic Minecraft adventures. Who knows, you might even end up with a ticket to the virtual championship game of a lifetime!

CultOfDiamonds Minecraft SMP

#group mentality, blind faith, BRAINWASHING, charismatic leader, Cult, cult following, cult leader, cult mentality, cult-like behavior, CultOfDiamonds, devotion, Dogma, extreme beliefs, fanaticism, fervor, idolization, indoctrination, Minecraft, Obsession, ritualistic behavior, smp, Worship, zealotry

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	3650
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	1273
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	70
Void Armor Forged:	15	Mythical Swords Crafted:	31
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Magical Frogs Kissed:	1	Secret Passages Found:	8
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2

Bro, lemme tell you about this epic Minecraft SMP server that’s like a cult but in a totally cool way. Like, people are OBSESSED with it, they sacrifice their diamond swords and chant “Creeper, oh man” at the moon every night. It’s wild, man.

So, like, if you wanna join this server, you gotta be ready for some crazy stuff. Like, one time, we had a giant chicken invasion and everyone had to fight them off with nothing but feathers and eggs. It was intense, bro.

And don’t even get me started on the secret underground base we found full of llamas wearing top hats. Like, what even is that? But hey, it’s all part of the fun on this server, man.

So, if you wanna join this cult…I mean, Minecraft SMP server, hit me up and I’ll send you the invite. Just be ready for some seriously wacky adventures, bro. It’s gonna be lit.

BatfearMan23

alter ego, BatfearMan23, Batman, BATS, Bravery, CAPE, Character, Comic, costume, fear, gotham city, Hero, inspiration, Justice, Logic, mask, name.., secret identity, SuperHero, symbol, Vigilante

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	2968
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Holy Grails Found:	4	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	26
Alien Abductions:	3	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Votes:	7333	Emeralds Found:	1214
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1

Are you ready to unleash your inner superhero on our Minecraft server? Join us and discover your true calling as a block-building, creeper-fighting legend!

Imagine this: you’re soaring through the pixelated skies, wearing a cape made entirely of diamond blocks, ready to save the day from any villainous mobs that dare to cross your path. Your superhero name? Blockbuster!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Batcave, where you can train with Batman himself (yes, he plays Minecraft too) and learn all his secret building techniques. Who knew the Dark Knight was such a pro at redstone contraptions?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and become the superhero you were always meant to be. Who knows, you might even team up with Superman and Wonder Woman for the ultimate Minecraft Justice League showdown!

EuroGuard Minecraft Server

Conflict prevention, Defense, Deterrence, Diplomacy, eastern europe, EuroGuard, european army, european union, foreign policy, global politics, international relations, Military, military alliance, military cooperation, Minecraft, nato, peacekeeping efforts, russia, SECURITY, Server, Ukraine, US respect, Zelenskiy

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	7926
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	33	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Mines Excavated:	4357	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	42
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	9
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9	Phantom Rings Equipped:	23

yo, u gotta join this epic minecraft server cuz we got Zelenskiy himself callin for a European army to deter Russia and earn US respect. like, how crazy is that? imagine fightin off creepers and zombies with a whole army of Europeans, all while gettin mad respect from the US. it’s gonna be lit, fam. so come join us and be part of the most epic battle for survival in minecraft history. let’s show those mobs who’s boss!

UkraineCraftEU: No Peace Talks Here!

Ceasefire, Conflict Resolution, Diplomacy, eastern europe, Europe, european union, foreign policy, international relations, mediation, Négotiation, Peace, peace talks, political negotiations, russia, SECURITY, SOVEREIGNTY, talks, territorial disputes, Ukraine, UkraineCraftEU, united states, US envoy, War

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	5774
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Astral Amulets Crafted:	26
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7	Meteorites Collected:	2
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Star Shards Collected:	54
Dragon Eggs Found:	4899	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3
Dragons Tamed:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2

so, like, if u wanna join this epic minecraft server, u gotta know that europe is like, not invited to the party. our us envoy said so. but that’s cool cuz u don’t need europe when u have us! we got all the peace talks u need, but with a twist – it’s all about building epic structures and battling dragons in the virtual world. trust me, u don’t wanna miss out on this crazy adventure. so come join us and let’s show europe what they’re missing out on!

BlockCraft: Heart Attack Reduction

Attack, blockcraft, Breakthrough, cardiovascular, clinical trial, diabetes, health, Heart, heart attacks, Heart failure, Innovative, Kidney disease, Medical, medication, pharmaceutical, placebo, Prevention, reduction, research, Results, Sotagliflozin, strokes, Treatment

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	1469
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Mythical Quests Completed:	18
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Animals Bred:	45
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	20
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Runes Activated:	2
Battle Standards Raised:	9	Epic Shields Constructed:	39
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6

OMG u gotta join this epic Minecraft server, it’s like taking a magical potion that reduces ur chances of heart attacks and strokes by 23%!!! It’s like ur character in the game becomes invincible, like a superhero with superpowers! Forget about mining for diamonds, just pop a pill and u’ll be unstoppable in the virtual world! Join now and become the ultimate Minecraft warrior with the power of Sotagliflozin medication! Your enemies won’t know what hit them, cuz u’ll be too busy slaying dragons and saving the virtual world from destruction! Don’t miss out on this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to become a Minecraft legend!