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The Shitcoin King in Minecraft SMP

altcoins, Blockchain, cryptocurrency, decentralized exchanges., decentralized finance, digital assets, Digital Currency, financial technology, hodl, investing, King, King of shitcoins, market manipulation, meme coins, Minecraft, moonshot coins, pump and dump, risky investments, shitcoin, smp, speculative assets, Tokenomics, Trading, volatile markets

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	9438
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	19	Astral Amulets Crafted:	23
Dragon Eggs Found:	4689	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	12
Epic Quests Completed:	29	Cosmic Pies Baked:	8
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	7	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a currency system based entirely on shitcoins. That’s right, you can trade, buy, and sell with literal piles of poop in our virtual world.

But that’s not all! Our server is ruled by a mad king who wears a crown made of diamond-encrusted toilet paper. He’s always coming up with ridiculous challenges and quests for the players, like building a giant toilet statue or finding the legendary golden plunger.

Oh, and did I mention the secret underground poop mine? Yeah, we have a whole network of tunnels filled with valuable poop resources just waiting to be mined. It’s like a stinky treasure hunt!

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s equal parts hilarious and absurd, come join us and become the ultimate King of shitcoins!

ParentalPurgeMC

annoyance, bedtime, complaining, Conflict, disagreement, disturbance, Early, family trip, Friends, Hotel, Late, LEAVING, lights, noise, ParentalPurgeMC, parents, Quiet, resolution, Sleep, tired, wine

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	9595
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	17	Animals Bred:	28
Demon Skulls Collected:	48	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7
Mythical Quests Completed:	43	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	17
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	41	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1

Are you tired of dealing with noisy adults who just won’t let you sleep? Join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where you can build your own hotel room and kick out any noisy guests who disturb your peace! No more bottles of wine and loud chatter keeping you up at night – just peaceful building and crafting to your heart’s content.

On our server, you can create your own rules and kick out any unwanted visitors who overstay their welcome. No more being called TA for wanting a good night’s sleep – here, you’re the boss of your own hotel room kingdom.

So come join us on our server and build the hotel room of your dreams, where you can finally get a good night’s sleep without any noisy interruptions. Who needs real-life drama when you can escape to a virtual world of peace and tranquility? Join now and say goodbye to noisy adults forever!

KidCraftedFunLand

childhood aspirations, childhood dreams, childhood memories, Inner child, KidCraftedFunLand, Nostalgia, past experiences, past self, personal growth, SELF AWARENESS, Self Discovery, self improvement, self reflection, self-acceptance, self-evaluation, self-evolution, self-identity, self-image, self-judgment, self-perception, self-realization

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	1923
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Votes:	1449
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Herobrine Sightings:	4
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Enchantments Applied:	190
Dark Rituals Completed:	5	Meteorites Collected:	0
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	10	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4

Remember when your 10-year-old self used to dream of building epic castles and exploring magical worlds in Minecraft? Well, now you can make your inner child proud by joining our server and living out those childhood fantasies!

Our server is so awesome that even Notch himself would be jealous. We have flying pigs that shoot rainbow lasers, diamond armor that turns you into a unicorn, and a secret portal that leads to a land made entirely of candy.

But wait, there’s more! Our community is filled with friendly players who love to team up and go on epic quests together. We once defeated a dragon by serenading it with Justin Bieber songs – true story.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and show your 10-year-old self that you haven’t forgotten how to have fun in Minecraft!

VultureCraft Minecraft Server

avian species, Biodiversity loss, bird conservation, bird population decline, carrion feeders, conservation efforts, Decline, ecological balance, ecosystem collapse, Endangered species, environmental impact, habitat destruction, human deaths, Indian vultures, Minecraft, public health crisis, scavenger birds, Server, vulture extinction, VultureCraft, wildlife conservation, wildlife protection

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	5963
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Towns Built:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Haunted Chests Opened:	4	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Epic Weapons Forged:	5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	16
Rainbows Spotted:	9	Living Shadows Defeated:	2

come join our minecraft server where we have indian vultures flying around causing chaos and mayhem! these birds are so powerful they caused 500,000 human deaths just by declining in numbers! but don’t worry, on our server you can team up with the vultures and take over the world! build your own vulture army and conquer all the other players! it’s a bird-eat-bird world out there, so come join the fun!

HezboCraft: Rocket League Response

CASUALTIES, Conflict, Crisis, Defense, escalation, football ground, HezboCraft, hezbollah, international relations, Israel, League, MIDDLE EAST, Military, response, RETALIATION, Rocket, rocket attack, SECURITY, Tension, Terrorism, Tragedy, violence, War

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	4871
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	6	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8	Astral Orbs Gathered:	12
Crops Grown:	4690	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	14
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Magic Items Found:	1848	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1

so like, u know how in minecraft u can build stuff and have fun with ur friends? well this server is like that, but even crazier! like, imagine if u could ride a unicorn and shoot rainbows out of ur hands, that’s basically what this server is like.

we have this epic football ground where u can play games with ur friends, but watch out for those sneaky hezbollah rockets, they might just come out of nowhere and take out 11 of ur buddies. but don’t worry, we have a super cool response team that will come in and save the day.

join this server for the wildest adventures and the most insane battles u will ever experience. plus, did i mention there’s a secret treasure hidden somewhere in the world that will make u the richest player ever? yeah, it’s pretty awesome. so come on and join us, we can’t wait to see u there!

JeffsCraft: Element of Surprise

chemical element, chemistry, Discoverer, discovery, Element, element discovery, element discovery process, element naming, element naming conventions, element naming guidelines, element naming process, element naming protocol, element naming rules, jeff, JeffsCraft, Naming, new element, next element, periodic table, Science, scientific naming, Surprise

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	2418
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	13	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Magic Wands Crafted:	18
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Rune Stones Activated:	11	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20
Divine Relics Bestowed:	10	Soul Contracts Signed:	5

haha u wanna join our epic minecraft server? well u should cuz we have a secret underground base filled with dancing llamas and flying pigs. u can ride a rainbow unicorn into battle against evil creepers and zombie villagers. plus, the owner of the server once defeated the ender dragon with nothing but a wooden sword and a stack of potatoes. join us and become a legend like Jeff, the greatest chemical element of all time. come on, what are u waiting for? Jeff is calling your name!

GravVacCraft: Super Speedy Server

condensate, Cosmic Inflation, Dark Matter, energy density, exotic matter, gravitational waves, graviton, GravVacCraft, high-energy physics, particle physics, quantum field theory, quantum fluctuations, Quantum Gravity, Quantum Mechanics, quantum vacuum, Server, spacetime curvature, Speedy, Super, superluminal, theoretical astrophysics, theoretical physics, vacuum, vacuum energy

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	7915
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	3
Crystal Wands Charged:	8	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	6
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Treasure Maps Found:	13
Potions Brewed:	178	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1

hey u! r u tired of boring old minecraft servers? come join superluminal graviton condensate vacuum! we got flying pigs, talking sheep, and a secret underground disco party with skeletons! plus, our diamond armor is so shiny it blinds the creepers! join now and experience the madness of our server, where the grass is purple and the trees sing show tunes! trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re a zombie, then you might regret it a little). come on, what are u waiting for? join superluminal graviton condensate vacuum today!

server kana

abusive language, Architecture, banned, Barrier blocks, cheat tools, Creative, Cross-Play, Discriminatory, end crystal, Jail, light blocks, moderator-specific items, offensive, Permission, punished, Respawn Anchors, rule, Spamming, Survival, Tnt, transparent picture frames

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	3040
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	6
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	8
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	24
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	3

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ChronosMC: Where Time Flies Faster Than Endermen in a Dance-Off

Adventure, Challenges, ChronosMC, Community, Custom, danceoff, Economy, endermen, Faster, flies, Floating, Growing, ISLAND, Minecraft, Mobheads, Modes, Network, OneBlock, Rewards, Server, Shops, skulls, SpawnerMeta, Time, Timeless, Trade, Ultimate

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	9160
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Cosmic Pies Baked:	7	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Dragons Tamed:	5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1

Welcome to ChronosMC! 1.20.6 – 1.21

Are you ready to embark on a timeless adventure? Join ChronosMC, the ultimate Minecraft server that offers something for everyone! Choose from our three exciting game modes: Survival, Creative, and Skyblock.

Survival	Dive into our semi-vanilla Survival mode where you can experience the thrill of classic Minecraft with a twist!
Creative	Unleash your imagination in our Creative mode with spacious 150×150 plots.
Skyblock	Test your survival skills on a floating island in the sky!

Join our growing community today and discover endless fun and creativity. Whether you’re a seasoned builder, a survival expert, or a Skyblock enthusiast, ChronosMC has a place for you. Connect with us now and start your journey through time!

IP: play.chronosmc.nl

Discord: https://discord.gg/6M8e7bdvG5

See you in the game!

FAQ

Question	Answer
How do I join the server?	To join ChronosMC, simply enter the IP “play.chronosmc.nl” in your Minecraft client and connect to the server.
Can I switch between game modes?	Yes, you can easily switch between Survival, Creative, and Skyblock modes by using the designated portals in the spawn area.
Are there any rules on the server?	Yes, we have a set of rules to ensure a positive gaming experience for all players. Please refer to our Discord or in-game announcements for the rules.

TrumpCraft Minecraft Server

alex jones, bathroom stall, Camera, Faggots, handjob, homosexual, Janitors, JD Vance, jewish shills, MIGA, Minecraft, Russel Brand, Server, Shooting, trannies, trump, Trumpcraft

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	1970
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Legendary Scepters Created:	2
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	4
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Buildings Constructed:	48
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Titanic Battles Fought:	28	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Divine Scrolls Written:	22	Soul Contracts Signed:	5

Join our Minecraft server if you want to escape the clutches of MIGA faggots and their janitor minions! Our server is a safe haven from Alex Jones and his love for trannies, Russel Brand’s bathroom stall escapades, and JD Vance’s questionable admissions. Plus, we have a secret underground society of players who have banded together to fight against the MIGA faggot Jewish shills. So come on down and join the rebellion – just make sure to watch out for any janitors trying to clean up our fun!