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| Players: | 92/400 | Votes: | 8977 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 0 | Living Statues Befriended: | 0 |
| Crystal Palaces Visited: | 3 | Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 5 |
| Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 13 | Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 2 |
| Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 8 | Farms Harvested: | 918 |
| Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 1 | Pirate Ships Raided: | 2 |
| Unseen Monsters Slain: | 6 | Chaos Gates Opened: | 3 |
| Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 2 | Wilderness Tamed: | 17 |
hey u, ya u, do u like minecraft? well dis server is da bomb diggity yo! we got zombies dat do the cha cha slide, creepers dat sing opera, and skeletons dat do the macarena. u ain’t gonna find a server like dis anywhere else, trust me.
and get dis, we got secret levels where u can ride on a unicorn and shoot rainbows out of ur butt. it’s like a disco party in the sky, but with more explosions and sparkles.
oh, and did i mention we have a pet dragon named fluffy who loves to give out free hugs? yea, he’s a big softie once u get to know him. but watch out for his fiery breath, it’s hotter than a jalapeno pepper on a summer day.
so come join us on dis wild and wacky adventure, where the only limit is ur imagination (and maybe a few pesky creepers). trust me, u won’t regret it. Alzheimer’s Association who? we’re too busy having a blast in minecraft land!
