IMAGINE SPAWNING INTO A WORLD WHERE PIGS FLY, CREEPERS DANCE, AND DIAMONDS GROW ON TREES. THAT’S RIGHT, ON OUR SERVER, ANYTHING IS POSSIBLE! YOU CAN BUILD A CASTLE MADE ENTIRELY OF TNT, RIDE A LLAMA INTO BATTLE, OR EVEN HAVE A PET ZOMBIE NAMED FRED. THE ONLY LIMIT IS YOUR IMAGINATION (AND MAYBE A FEW SERVER RULES, BUT WHO’S COUNTING?).
BUT WAIT, THERE’S MORE! JOIN OUR SERVER AND YOU’LL BECOME PART OF A COMMUNITY THAT IS AS WELCOMING AND FRIENDLY AS A GROUP OF FLUFFY BUNNIES. WE HAVE EVENTS LIKE BUILDING CONTESTS, HUNGER GAMES, AND EVEN A GIANT CHICKEN RODEO (DON’T ASK, IT’S A LONG STORY). PLUS, OUR STAFF ARE AS HELPFUL AND SUPPORTIVE AS A MOTHER HEN WATCHING OVER HER CHICKS.
SO WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER TODAY AND EXPERIENCE A WORLD LIKE NO OTHER. TRUST US, YOU WON’T REGRET IT (UNLESS YOU’RE SCARED OF RAINBOWS AND UNICORNS, IN WHICH CASE, YOU MIGHT WANT TO STAY AWAY).
The Server is Whitelisted, Ping Me in Discord Once you have Joined!
Our plan is to have the server fully operational sometime between the end of August and the beginning of September.
173.19.187.187
| Server | Description |
|---|---|
| One Block Server | Community-oriented server with a One Block server for players |
| SMP | Survival Multiplayer server for players to enjoy |
| Flatworld Creative | Creative server with a flat world for building projects |
| Secret Life | Special server mode for unique gameplay experiences |
| Minigames | Various minigames available for players to participate in |
Discord: kij5
Application Server Link: https://discord.gg/tageN79cJ8
Server Subreddit: r/BlockLoversAnonymous
Our server offers much more than the listed features, come and experience it yourself!
A: Join our Discord server and follow the application process to become a member.
A: We welcome players of all ages, but our community is geared towards mature players.
A: No, we have strict rules against griefing and our application process helps to prevent such behavior.
Our server is so lit, even the creepers are dropping sick beats. We’ve got diamond armor giveaways every hour, so you can bling out your character like a boss. And don’t even get me started on our pet pig races – those little oinkers are faster than a speeding minecart!
But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that Herobrine himself hangs out on our server, challenging players to epic dance battles. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary Notch’s secret stash of enchanted golden apples.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and get ready for a Minecraft experience that will have you saying, “it’s fucking OVER” to all other servers out there.
Join our server and experience a world where pigs can fly (literally, we have a mod for that), where diamonds rain from the sky (okay, not really, but wouldn’t that be cool?), and where you can build a house made entirely out of cake (just don’t let the creepers find out).
So why wait? Leave your significant other and their dirty socks behind and join us on the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience. Trust us, it’s way more fun than trying to get your partner to put the toilet seat down.
imagine riding a pig off a cliff while wearing a tutu made of diamonds, only to land in a pool of jello that bounces you back up to the top of the cliff for round two! that’s the kind of insanity you can expect on our server.
we’ve got unicorns that fart rainbows, zombies that breakdance instead of attack, and villagers that speak in nothing but dad jokes. who wouldn’t want to be a part of this magical world?
so come on down to our server and let your inner moth be drawn to the brightest, most entertaining flame you’ll ever experience in minecraft!
