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AnimeGirlsNoNoses Minecraft Server

Anime, anime aesthetics, anime anatomy, anime art, anime characters, Anime Community, anime culture, Anime design, anime fandom, anime mysteries, anime physiology, anime style, anime world, AnimeGirlsNoNoses, Breathing, cartoon characters, fictional characters, Girls, Minecraft, noses, respiratory system, Server

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	6588
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	20	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	15	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Void Armor Forged:	13	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Unseen Monsters Slain:	5	Gnome Villages Protected:	10
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	15
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where anime girls roam free and defy all laws of biology by breathing without noses! Join us for a wacky adventure filled with pixelated waifus and mind-boggling questions like “How do anime girls breathe without noses?”.

Our server is home to a secret underground laboratory where mad scientists are working tirelessly to solve this mystery, but beware – the lab is guarded by a giant, talking creeper who only speaks in puns.

If you’re brave enough to join us, you’ll have the chance to explore a world filled with floating islands made entirely of cotton candy, where the rivers flow with rainbow-colored lava and the trees grow diamond leaves.

So come on down to our server and witness the magic for yourself – just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of skepticism. And remember, on this server, anything is possible – even anime girls breathing without noses!

BabyBumpVacay

3 weeks away, BabyBumpVacay, Birth, calculations, Conception, Contraception, due date, holiday, job interviews, Mediterranean diving trip, Mediterranean tour, Pregnancy, pregnant wife, scuba diving, stressful time, Support, support her, tour with friends, trip planning, trying for a baby, UNFAIR

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	5428
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Crops Grown:	8302
Epic Weapons Forged:	9	Unseen Monsters Slain:	4
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Enchanted Forests Planted:	6	Phoenix Feathers Found:	11
Lunar Scepters Activated:	9	Falling into the Void:	2
Ether Blades Crafted:	10	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we dive deep into the Mediterranean of blocky adventures! Just like the time I planned a SCUBA diving trip with my friends, but my wife decided to surprise me with a baby bump instead. Don’t worry, she said she’s cool with me going on this epic journey as long as I don’t miss the birth – priorities, right?

Join us on this server for some underwater exploration, where you can build your own virtual Mediterranean paradise while dodging virtual baby bumps. Who knows, maybe you’ll stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with diapers and baby bottles! Don’t miss out on the chance to escape reality and dive into the absurdity of our Minecraft world. Trust me, it’s a trip you won’t want to miss (unless your pregnant wife says otherwise)!

CraftyLads: PillPopperz

birth control, Contraception, CraftyLads, Family Planning, hormonal contraception, male birth control, male birth control pill, male contraception options, male contraception research, male contraception side effects, male contraceptive, male contraceptive options, male fertility, male reproductive health, male reproductive system, men’s contraception, men’s reproductive rights, mens health, pill, PillPopperz, reproductive health

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	2449
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	18
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Fairy Circles Danced In:	7	Crops Grown:	3916
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5

Attention all Minecraft enthusiasts! Are you tired of boring old servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wildest, and most unpredictable place you’ll ever experience in the Minecraft universe!

Join us and embark on epic quests to find the legendary diamond-encrusted bacon sword, rumored to have the power to turn your enemies into fluffy bunnies. Take on challenges like building a roller coaster that goes through a volcano, or taming a dragon to be your loyal steed.

But that’s not all! Our server also has a secret underground disco party where you can dance the night away with creepers and skeletons. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the hidden treasure trove filled with enchanted golden carrots that grant you unlimited powers.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the most insane, hilarious, and downright ridiculous adventures you’ll ever have in Minecraft! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

PeanutButterCraft

Chewing, creamy, crunchy, DELICIOUS, diy, Food, healthy, homemade, homemade peanut butter, nut butter, nut butter recipe, nut snack, NUTTY, nutty snack, peanut butter, peanut butter snack, PeanutButterCraft, peanuts, protein, snack, snack time

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	5663
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	8	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1
Unseen Monsters Slain:	6	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Glorious Feasts Held:	19	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	11
Gnome Villages Protected:	8	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	29
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0

join our epic minecraft server and experience the wild ride of turning peanuts into peanut butter in real time! our server is so magical that every time you munch on some peanuts, you’ll see them transform into creamy, delicious peanut butter right before your eyes. it’s like a peanut butter factory in your pocket!

but that’s not all, folks! on our server, you can ride on flying pigs, battle evil llamas, and even befriend a talking cow named Bessie. Bessie has all the gossip on the latest drama in the Minecraft world, so you better butter her up with some peanut butter if you want the inside scoop.

if you’re feeling adventurous, you can embark on a quest to find the legendary diamond-encrusted peanut hidden deep within the caves of our server. legend has it that whoever finds the peanut will be granted three wishes by the mystical peanut genie. but be warned, the peanut genie has a wicked sense of humor and may just turn your wishes into a peanut butter sandwich.

so what are you waiting for? come join us on our wacky, peanut-filled Minecraft server and let the madness begin!

Nations SMP: Where wars are fought with crafting tables and diamond hoes, version 1.21 and up

Cities, Crafting, declare, Diamond, Discord, Earth, Exploration, Fought, Gear, Hoes, Minecraft, Nations, player, respectful, scale, smp, Tables, Version, Wars

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	2136
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	6	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	2650	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Astral Projections Made:	0
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	14
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4
Magic Crystals Found:	17	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11

Nations SMP Overview

Description	The Nations SMP is an SMP where you can explore the Earth in a 1:500 scale and make your nations, cities, and more. You can declare wars against something that you don’t like, build whatever you want, and be whoever you want. We welcome new players and encourage respect towards others.
End-Fight	The End-Fight will begin after 3 hours from the announcement. Join our discord and then the Minecraft Server to get geared!
Discord	Please join our discord to join the server: https://discord.gg/njjyGzUg

FAQ

Question	Answer
Can I join the Nations SMP?	Yes, you can join by joining our discord server first.
What can I do in the Nations SMP?	You can explore the Earth in a 1:500 scale, create nations, build cities, declare wars, and more.
Is respect important in the Nations SMP?	Yes, we encourage respect towards all players on the server.
When does the End-Fight start?	The End-Fight will begin 3 hours after the announcement.

PatriotCraft Minecraft Server

Animals, anthro women, biden, biologically immortal, communist voters, crime, death penalty, deportation, DNA splicing, docile, Drugs, elon musk, Friendly, FURRY TRUMP, genetic experimentation, Minecraft, national anthem, PATRIOT Edition, PatriotCraft, s/fur, Server, sigma male, straight history month, tradcath squirrelwives, transgenderism, vice president

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	7073
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Buildings Constructed:	48
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Void Armor Forged:	14
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Falling into the Void:	3
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	28	Mines Excavated:	2711
Treasure Maps Found:	7	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Farms Harvested:	466
Herobrine Sightings:	4	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the year is 2026 and the world has gone completely bonkers! Join us as we navigate through a dystopian society where transgenderism is a crime, straight history month is a thing, and all Latinos have been deported to Tacoland (yes, it’s a real place now).

But fear not, because thanks to some questionable genetic experimentation, humans are now immortal and Vice President Elon Musk has created a race of anthro women who are as friendly as they are beautiful. Roasties may be seething, but our sigma male chads are too busy playing VR Halo Reach Anniversary with their tradcath squirrelwives to care.

So come on down and join us in this wild and wacky world, where FURRY TRUMP is our fearless leader and the national anthem is sung loud and proud. Don’t let (((biden))) and his sinister plans ruin our fun – let’s show them what we’re made of! Wubalubadubdub, it’s time to embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure you’ve ever seen!

RedemptionCraft Minecraft Server

101602160, academy guide, argentina, CDKEY, Crypto, economics, free months, friend code, gamepass, Gaming, kinguin, Lending, Minecraft, Paypal, red dead redemption 2, RedemptionCraft, rice and mayo, Server, Steam, Tax, third-world country, Xbox, Xbox Series S

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	9727
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	517
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	49	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Animals Bred:	62	Heroic Legacies Created:	7

Hey there, fellow gamers! Are you tired of eating rice and mayo for a year just to afford a game like Red Dead Redemption 2? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, we offer a virtual world where you can live out all your cowboy fantasies without breaking the bank!

Join us for epic adventures, crazy builds, and hilarious shenanigans. Our community is full of friendly players who are always willing to help out, whether it’s with in-game resources or tips on how to buy CD keys with crypto.

So why wait? Join our server today and saddle up for the wildest ride of your gaming life! Who needs Red Dead Redemption 2 when you can have all the fun and excitement right here? Trust us, you won’t regret it!

CraftyOverseasStay

Affair, Boundaries, CANCELLATION, Cheating, children, CraftyOverseasStay, Divorce, dream, exchange student, FANTASY, friendship, Hotel, husband, immigration, Infidelity, loyalty, Marriage, Overseas, overthinking, Trust, UNCOMFORTABLE

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	7402
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Phantom Blocks Placed:	3
Endless Legions Commanded:	42	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	6
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Goblin Markets Raided:	2	Buildings Constructed:	33

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Join our server for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like this story!

Imagine meeting your best friend on our server, only to find out she’s a master of stealing boyfriends and causing chaos. But wait, there’s more! Attend a wedding where cheating is encouraged and affair partners are VIP guests. Who needs reality TV when you have our server?

Experience the thrill of hosting a friend from the server in your virtual home, only to discover she’s plotting to steal your Minecraft husband! Will she succeed in her devious plan, or will you kick her out before she can make her move?

Join our server for a rollercoaster of emotions, questionable morals, and unexpected dreams involving cardiologist husbands and aspiring doctor toddlers. Who needs therapy when you have our Minecraft server to keep you on your toes?

Don’t miss out on the drama, the suspense, and the sheer absurdity of it all. Join our server now and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other!

LeftyCraft Minecraft Server

election results, Emmanuel Macron, far-right defeat, french democracy, French elections, French politics, French society, French voters, government formation, hung parliament, left-wing victory, LeftyCraft, legislative gridlock, Marine Le Pen, Minecraft, National Rally, political analysis, political implications, political landscape, political parties, political shift, political win, Server

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	1311
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	33
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Mythical Relics Collected:	18
Falling into the Void:	3	Goblin Markets Raided:	5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Magical Moments Shared:	20
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	8141
Phantom Knights Defeated:	8	Dark Rituals Completed:	4

come join our minecraft server for a wild time like no other! we got french voters delivering wins left and right, blowing up le pen’s chances like a creeper in a minefield! our server is so lit, it’s like a hung parliament but with more explosions and less boring politics. join us for the chaos and stay for the laughs, you won’t regret it!

CraftyCollapse

AIRPLANES, breakdown, collapse, Communication, communication breakdown, Connection, CraftyCollapse, Disaster, emergency, family, Friends, global impact, infrastructure collapse, ISOLATION, PHONES, Ships, societal collapse, society, Survival, Technology, world infrastructure

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	4154
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Farms Harvested:	315
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Crops Grown:	3197
Dark Rituals Completed:	7	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Secret Passages Found:	4	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	55	Rainbows Spotted:	9
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Emeralds Found:	2523

Yo, imagine a world where all the phones, planes, and ships just disappear, leaving us stranded without our peeps. But fear not, cuz on this cray cray Minecraft server, you can reunite with your fam and friends in a virtual world where anything is possible! Build a phone out of blocks, fly a plane made of diamonds, sail a ship made of cake – the possibilities are endless! Join now and never lose touch with your loved ones again, even if the real world goes to shambles. Let’s get blocky with it!