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Daily Gunsmith Cats Minecraft SMP

90s, bae, Cats, Chicago, cityscape, culture, Daily, fashion, Gunsmith, Hip Hop, Memories, Minecraft, Music, Nostalgia, Retro, smp, street style, Throwback, trend, Urban, vintage, Wake Up

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	2094
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	4
Ores Mined:	4278	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6
Love Letters Sent:	9	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Cozy Campfires Lit:	7
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	8

Hey there, fellow gamers! Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, do I have a treat for you! Welcome to our totally legit Minecraft SMP set in 90’s Chicago. Why Chicago, you ask? Because why not!

Picture this: you log on to the server and immediately you’re transported back in time to the mean streets of Chicago. You’ll have to navigate through gang wars, dodge drive-by shootings, and maybe even run into Al Capone himself. But hey, it’s all in good fun, right?

Join us for a chance to build your own speakeasy, trade with bootleggers, and maybe even become the next big mob boss. Who needs diamonds when you can have Tommy guns and fedoras?

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on this wild ride through 90’s Chicago. Just watch out for the cops, they’re not too keen on players breaking the law…or blowing up buildings. Trust me, I learned that the hard way.

NoQuitMC – Keep Playing, No Rage Quitting!

Commitment, Communication, Decision making, Dedication, family, following through, high school, life lesson, NoQuitMC, parenting, perseverance, Playing, Quitting, RAGE, Soccer, sports team, Struggle, Support, teamwork, teenage rebellion, tough love, Understanding, varsity team

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	4295
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Villages Defended:	12
Phoenix Feathers Found:	6	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	12
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Cursed Amulets Found:	2

Join our Minecraft server where we teach important life lessons about perseverance and commitment! Just like Ethan’s soccer team, our server is intense and challenging, but in a fun way!

We have crazy coaches who will push you to your limits and teammates who will rely on you to see things through. If you think you have what it takes to survive our intense practices and challenges, then join us and prove your dedication!

Don’t be like Ethan, who wanted to quit when the going got tough. Stick with us and show the world that you have what it takes to be a true Minecraft champion! Plus, who knows, maybe you’ll even make some lifelong friends along the way. Join now and let the fun begin!

RegretNoTeenYears – Minecraft SMP

10. Looking back, 11. personal growth, 12. Regretful choices, 13. Past mistakes, 14. Lessons learned, 15. Missed chances, 16. Teenage aspirations, 17. Regretful actions, 18. Time management, 19. Self-discovery, 2. Missed opportunities, 20. Learning from the past., 3. Youthful mistakes, 4. Regretful decisions, 5. Wasted time, 6. Unfulfilled dreams, 7. Teenage experiences, 8. Life lessons, 9. Reflections on youth, Minecraft, RegretNoTeenYears, smp, teenage regrets

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	5397
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Alien Abductions:	1
Towns Built:	9	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	8
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Buildings Constructed:	40
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4

Are you tired of boring old SMPs where the only excitement is mining for diamonds and building basic structures? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in Minecraft!

Join us if you regret not joining a circus in your teenage years because our server is basically a circus on steroids. We have players riding pigs through flaming hoops, juggling creepers like pros, and taming wild ocelots to perform tricks. You’ll never have a dull moment on our server, that’s for sure!

And if you regret not becoming a secret agent in your teenage years, then our server is the perfect place for you. We have secret missions, spy gadgets, and even a top-secret underground base where players can plot world domination. Who needs a boring office job when you can be a Minecraft secret agent?

So come join us on our server and live out all your wildest teenage dreams (and regrets) in the world of Minecraft. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity – you’ll fit right in!

NoDiamondsNoDating

Appearance, compatibility, DATING, dealbreakers, funny, high maintenance, NoDiamondsNoDating, Personality, Pet Peeves, Petty, Picky, Preferences, quirky, reasons, red flags, relationships, Shallow, shallowness, Standards, superficial, turnoffs

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	4592
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Phantom Rings Equipped:	20
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Haunted Chests Opened:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	17	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5
Goblin Markets Raided:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Enchanted Forests Planted:	8
Cursed Lands Purified:	5	Lunar Scepters Activated:	3

Are you tired of dating players who can’t even mine a diamond without crying for help? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is filled with pro players who can build a castle in their sleep! Plus, we have a strict “no diamond, no date” policy so you know you’ll be surrounded by only the best of the best. Join us now and find your Minecraft soulmate who can craft a love potion just for you!

CraftyDiplomacy Minecraft Server

Conflict Resolution, CraftyDiplomacy, crisis management., Diplomacy, diplomatic efforts., foreign relations, geopolitical tensions, international relations, iran, Israel, MIDDLE EAST, military conflict, military response, Minecraft, missile attacks, nuclear deal, peace talks, political tensions, regional stability, security council, Server, united nations, urgent diplomacy

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	4295
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	9	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	24
Shadow Figures Spotted:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	34
Mythical Relics Collected:	11	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	11
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	20

come join our epic minecraft server, where we got more drama than iran and israel combined! we got missiles flying everywhere and urgent diplomacy happening left and right. you never know what crazy shenanigans will go down next in our server. join now for a wild ride that will leave you on the edge of your seat (or minecart)!

NukeCraftUS2021

arms control, BELIEF, decision, Diplomacy, foreign policy, Government, inspections, intelligence, international relations, iran, MIDDLE EAST, negotiations, non-proliferation, Nuclear weapon, NukeCraftUS2021, Officials, sanctions, SECURITY, united states, uranium enrichment, US

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	2729
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	21
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4
Votes:	3071	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1

so like, this server is like the bomb dot com, just like how the US thinks Iran hasn’t decided to build a nuclear weapon yet, you won’t believe the crazy stuff happening on this server!

we’ve got pigs that can fly, cows that can dance, and creepers that tell dad jokes!

join us if you want to ride on a llama through a rainbow-filled wonderland, battle against evil villagers who are actually secretly plotting to take over the world with their army of chickens, and uncover hidden treasures in the depths of the ocean guarded by a giant squid named Steve.

oh, and did we mention that our admin is a wizard who can turn your pickaxe into a magic wand that shoots fireballs? yeah, it’s pretty epic.

so come on over and join the fun, because on this server, anything is possible, just like how the US still believes Iran hasn’t decided to build a nuclear weapon.

Pond Dwellers vs River Ignorers

DWELLERS, Ignorers, People Bathing Pond River Ignoring Nature Outdoor Relaxation Water Leisure Preference Environment Choice Serenity Natural Landscape Tranquility Reflection Peaceful Scenery, pond, river

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	8443
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6
Divine Scrolls Written:	9	Horror Stories Survived:	6
Players Killed by Monsters:	2778	Runes Activated:	8
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	33
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Endless Legions Commanded:	46
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	8	Forbidden Relics Collected:	0

come join our epic minecraft server where the pond is the new hot tub and the river is just there for show. why waste time swimming in a boring old river when you can splash around in our luxurious pond? trust us, the fish are friendly and the algae adds a nice exfoliating touch to your skin. join us now and experience the ultimate pond party!

SkyliteMC Network

5pm EST, Discord, Event, Events, Faction, Factions, ISLAND, January 1st, Minecraft, Network, October 4th, RICHEST, Season, SEASON 2, Server, Skyblock, SkyliteMC, update

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	4626
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Zombie Dances:	8	Crops Grown:	6825
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Villages Defended:	5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	49	Meteorite Armor Created:	28
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	12
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Towns Built:	8

SkyLiteMC Network Season 1 is beginning on Friday, October 4th at 5pm EST.

Our gamemodes currently are Skyblock and Factions. We also have an Event server and are hosting regularly events. Join our Factions server to become the richest faction and take down others. Join our Skyblock server to build your island up with your friends and become the richest island. Our first event will be at 8pm EST (3 hours after release) and will have constant events after that.

Season 1 begins on October 4th at 5pm EST until January 1st where the server will be updated to Season 2. We will post mid-season updates on our discord server.

play.skylitemc.net

SoftSlayer: The Fluffy Place for Minecraft Fun! Join now for fluff-tastic adventure!

Adventure, application, chill environment, Creative, Discord, discord application, Economy, flufftastic, Fluffy, Fun, History, Join, library, market, Minecraft, Parkour, Place, Player-Hosted Events, pvp arena, Relax, Resource World, Small, smp, SoftSlayer, Survival, Vanilla, Whitelist

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	1595
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8	Phantom Knights Defeated:	4
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Demon Skulls Collected:	10	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	6
Crystal Wands Charged:	19	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Dimension Hops:	1	Magical Moments Shared:	30

SoftSlayer Minecraft Server

Interested in joining the SoftSlayer community? Learn a little bit about us and see if we’re the perfect fit for you!

ip: softslayer.com

discord link!

About Us

Server Type	Semi-Vanilla Survival
Established	June 2011
Players Online	15-35 average

Features

Player-run shops on SoftSlayer Market
Build Contests with rewards
Resource world with new features
Custom PvP arena in Death Valley
Library of player-written books
Parkours, PvP Minigames, Player-Hosted Events

Rules

No griefing, stealing, cheating, or harassing others. Our goal is to host a chill environment for players to relax.

FAQ

Question	Answer
How do I join SoftSlayer?	Apply in our Discord server. The application is simple and helps us gauge if you’d be a good fit.
Is there a whitelist?	Yes, we rely on a whitelist to keep builds grief-free.
Are there map resets?	No, the map has been live since June 2023.
Can I create player-run shops?	Yes, we have the SoftSlayer Market for that purpose.

Oh Look Minecraft Server

anti-semitism, Bigotry, controversial, culture, discrimination, discussion, Hate Speech, History, intolerance, Jews, Minecraft, Oh look, online forums, prejudice, racism, Religion, religious minorities, Server, social media, society, Stereotypes, Thread

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	4695
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Endless Legions Commanded:	43	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	87
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10
Magical Frogs Kissed:	2	Zombie Dances:	1
Animals Bred:	163	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	13
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	1

Tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is so lit, even the Jews are talking about it! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic adventures, crazy builds, and maybe even a secret treasure hidden by ancient Jewish warriors (or so the legends say). Don’t miss out on the fun – join now and see what all the hype is about!