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Players: | 92/700 | Votes: | 9617 |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 3 | Portal Loops Escaped: | 0 |
Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 4 | Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 3 |
Eclipse Rings Activated: | 2 | Reality Distortions Fixed: | 1 |
Mimic Chests Discovered: | 5 | Endless Mazes Conquered: | 4 |
Epic Mounts Acquired: | 5 | Lunar Scepters Activated: | 7 |
Potions Brewed: | 37 | Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 5 |
Unicorn Sightings: | 0 | Towns Built: | 9 |
Join us for insane adventures, like riding pigs into battle against a horde of angry chickens or building a castle made entirely of diamonds (because who needs stone when you can have bling?).
But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is actually run by a secret society of talking creepers who only reveal themselves to the most skilled players. Will you be the chosen one?
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